* note: log of a private msg discussion between rsw and jhk. Log file opened at: 9/1/01 12:21:23 AM rsw: Well, I was just curious. jhk: i'm in animanga b/c sometimes vfhome isn't enough jhk: hehehehe jhk: i used to join animanga regularly when i was banned from #capcom and #tekken jhk: and then when i was unbanned, i stopped joining that channel--but now tha ti'm banned from tekken again i might as well rejoin =P jhk: why did you ask if i thought you were cute? rsw: well, i'm trying to figure out what kind of girl to hit on. rsw: fat, skinny, smart, ditzy, what? jhk: whatever girl you like jhk: why is it determined upon whether you're cute? rsw: well cuteness matters. rsw: you have to admit that rsw: and *i* certainly don't want some fat bag jhk: hey, someone might be alil overweight, but i don't think you should call them fat bags jhk: who knows, they might have the most awesomest personality jhk: and they might be cute rsw: cute to look at, not to sleep with. jhk: there are plenty of cute girls that are total bitches and don't have an ounce of personality rsw: besides i wasn't implying that fat = fat bag rsw: we were discussing looks too rsw: oh yes, i know those types well. jhk: why this topic--out of the blue sorta, since we haven't been chatting much these days rsw: well, there's this checkout girl at the supermarket rsw: i don't think i'm in her league but i want to be sure with an impartial opinion rsw: also i heard she gets around so i probably ought to leave it alone jhk: oh jhk: yeah, i think that's a good idea jhk: unless you're just out to get some jhk: *shrug* rsw: well, the other thing i was thinking is that she'd be an easy starter girlfriend, just for a short time. rsw: what's wrong with getting some? jhk: absolutely nothing jhk: i just didn't know what you were goin gfor jhk: for a relationship or just getting some jhk: b/c if you're just interested in getting some, it doesn't hurt to try but if relationship, don't bother with her rsw: i wonder if she's caught me yet rsw: i kinda wander into the store pretending to look around but i don[t actually buy anything rsw: and i know where she lives rsw: but i've only gone by twice jhk: whoa jhk: hm... jhk: how do you know where she lives? rsw: i followed her home from work last week jhk: -_-; rsw: i don't have anything better to do and it was mostly on the way home anyway jhk: i really hope she didn't notice rsw: she's practically walking distance jhk: *nod* rsw: yah me too i don't want her to get the wrong idea rsw: she looked weirded out when i asked her her name. jhk: she didn't have a name tag on? rsw: i guess because it was on the name tag jhk: she is a cashier rsw: yah she is jhk: oh, hehe rsw: she's really good at it too, I think she's about to make assistant manager jhk: =P rsw: her boss was sort of hintibng at that the other day jhk: so you're trying to figure out how to ask her out? rsw: well i know the best way already rsw: i ordered the flowers and sent them rsw: and i have a boxof candy rsw: i was thinking of waiting until i'm sure the flowers got there though rsw: or do you think it'd be okay to get the candy to her first? rsw: i don't want to seem too forward or weird or anything rsw: what do you get for a really gothy chick? rsw: hello? jhk: here jhk: oh, she's gothy? rsw: you think i'm a complete goof. jhk: i dunno black roses jhk: i'm not much into the goth thing jhk: so i have no clue rsw: well not really gothy like she doesn't seem like she has a lot of rings rsw: but maybe it's something she can't have at work rsw: at home she wears frilly/girly stuff, not black rsw: but at work she's got all this black makeup jhk: r u sure that she lives at that house? jhk: it's not like her friend's place or anything? rsw: yah she walks around there and does her laundry there so i figure it's hers jhk: black lipstick, black eyeshadow? jhk: *nod* jhk: she lives with family? not some bf or anything? rsw: yeah she has black underwear too but that's probably something a lot of girls have rsw: no she's just with her family, not old enough to move out. jhk: whoa, you know what underwear she has?!? rsw: i thik she's only 16 or so. jhk: whoa! rich rsw: yah she had some stuff in her trunk jhk: she's only 16!!!! jhk: that's jailbait man rsw: well that's just a guess she could be older rsw: but i actually am leaning towards yunger jhk: uhm jhk: O_o jhk: i dunno... rsw: well it may be jailbait to some people but she's clearly 'ready' if you know what i mean jhk: i really don't think it's a good idea jhk: =( jhk: 18 is fine rsw: well the other guys and chicks she hangs out with are all older rsw: so that's why i think i have a good chance jhk: but not younger jhk: oh jhk: i c jhk: even still rsw: well she has a diaphragm so she's not a virgin rsw: unless she's saving it for her first time jhk: holy shit, how do you know all this stuff about her? rsw: and i've seen her get pretty friendly with other girls rsw: you'd be amazed what you can figure out about people by just rooting through their car and watching their habits rsw: for example she liks fantasy novels and she has a big brother jhk: you went thru her car? rsw: but he's apparently moved out rsw: also her parents fight a lot rsw: do you think that's a little weird? rsw: i mean there was zero chance i'd be caught jhk: that's not good jhk: no jhk: that doesn't matter jhk: that's wrong jhk: it's not your property jhk: nor did she invite you to go thru her car rsw: well the alternative is to find it out with this clumsy questions and all that bullshit rsw: ok mom, jesus jhk: well duh jhk: that's wha tyou should have done jhk: damn rich rsw: that's like waving a flag that says "I'M TRYING TO GET WITH YOU" jhk: yes, so rsw: i don't want to give her teh wrong impression. jhk: you going thru her car w/o her permission is very wrong rsw: not if she doesn't know jhk: well if she knows you've been doing what you ahve been doing, you've already given the wrong impression jhk: if she found out rsw: she'd REALLY be freaked if she knew i've watched her parents fight from the garage. rsw: well I won't tell if you won't. jhk: well, how am i gonna tell =P rsw: exactly jhk: you can't do anymore snooping on her property jhk: and stop following her rsw: sure i can. I got some gear to make it a little less obvious rsw: i don't follow her. rsw: not like every day. jhk: this isn't healthy jhk: doesn't have to be everyday rsw: oh come on. Don't play like you have never done this for a guy rsw: i know how this stuff works. jhk: NO I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THIS jhk: wha? jhk: i talk to the guy jhk: i ask him to go hang out with me rsw: look as long as i stick to black clothes and use the goggles i should be ok jhk: and if i like him, i hang out with him more rsw: well you can get away with that because you're female. rsw: guys have it a little tougher jhk: no i don't think so rsw: you have to probably work to keep him from trying to sleep with you. rsw: i have to know everything and be exactly what she wants to have a 1% chance. rsw: you make it sound like i'm some stalker rsw: this is just research jhk: you know, if you can't even be yourself, what's the point in being with her? jhk: research? rsw: i can gradualy work 'rsw' in there rsw: too much rsw right away definitely freaks them out rsw: don't even ask about the girl from subway jhk: i don't even know jhk: i think you have your plan worked out jhk: i hope it work jhk: works even rsw: thanks jhk: but it sounds a bit crazy to me rsw: but if i find out she's a good prospect, what do i say? jhk: i think you'd know best since you've found out so much about her rsw: I think i'll try the direct approach rsw: just sort of whip it out so to speak rsw: would you react well if i asked to suck on your nipples, provided i was cute? jhk: no i wouldn't jhk: i've had ppl say worse to me jhk: and i never found it pleasant rsw: not even if i was vrad pitt and we'd talked before? jhk: even if they were cute jhk: no jhk: i think i'd be disgusted rsw: what if i could prove that iw as really well equipped? jhk: unless brad pitt was my bf jhk: r u you toying with me? rsw: well jhk: b/c if you are, i'm getting pretty ticked rsw: these are hypotheticals rsw: but i'm pretty curious about what your actual reaction would be rsw: i mean if we were in person rsw: have you ever fantasized about me? jhk: what? rsw: well i think e know what that means. rsw: don't be embarassed, i'm pretty sure a lot of irc girls have jhk: what? jhk: irc girls have what? rsw: would you be willing to meet just for some plain, conventional, missionary position sex? no trings attached? rsw: I'd drop goth girl in a heartbeat for an asian girl. rsw: irc girls have fantasized about me. jhk: boy rich, i think you're getting desperate jhk: i c rsw: a guy doesn't have to be desperate to go after you! rsw: don't be so down on yourself. rsw: we've all seen your photo and agree you're hot jhk: LOL jhk: r u drunk? rsw: creed practically gets a stiffie just seeing yuor nick rsw: no i've given that up and taken up some other stuff jhk: it's really you jhk: man, this is a side i've never seen rsw: because Mandy (girl at store) is into it rsw: well you had to know I had SOME interest rsw: i mean duh, i am a guy jhk: or maybe this is someone else on your computer with your nick rsw: have you ever tried oxies? jhk: no, i don't use illegal drugs rsw: yeah, i get a lot of people on this laptop on jampacked rural route 6B #315. jhk: and i don't abuse over the counter medications rsw: oxies are legal, they're over the counter for most people. rsw: oh rsw: well i don't 'abuse' them, they're just good for a kick jhk: using them for a kick whatever, i don't see it as very wise rsw: mandy gets really excited by them. when she and the other goth girl were hanging out they did OC's for maybe 3 hours rsw: pretty heavy petting and all that. rsw: so you wouldn't meet me because I do them? jhk: maybe mandy is a lesbian rsw: because I can quit as fast as i picked them up rsw: nah she's also let guys do stuff to her rsw: but she didn't react rsw: that's how i know she is looking for a real man jhk: i swear, this has got to be a joke on me or something rsw: why? jhk: b/c you never said shit like this before rsw: i mean, i have to talk to someone about this stuff rsw: and i can't exactly talk to my dad jhk: who do you normally talk to ? rsw: and creed's an ass about these things jhk: creed? rsw: creed and joseph. jhk: well, what makes you think i'm not going to be an ass? rsw: well at least you're giving me the female prespective rsw: and you're just not the type to be an ass about things rsw: if anything you could probably be a little more 'assy' rsw: so far you've said nothing but keep away, no following, no car, no oxy's, etc rsw: and you won't answer my question rsw: this is how it goes with all of them rsw: why is it so bad to be forward rsw: it's not like anyne hits on anyone else and it's not obvious what's going on rsw: if it's all about sex anyway, why can't a guy like me just say to a girl like you "Jin Hei, I want to get nasty with you?" rsw: I won't take it the wrong way if you would rather not rsw: joanna was cool with it. rsw: jen was, sort of, too rsw: although she wouldn't take me up. I'm getting used to that. jhk: oh, i c jhk: you've asked all of them rsw: just three including you rsw: four if i work up the nerve to ask mandy rsw: i wonder if miffy would ... jhk: i thought my "what?" answered it for you jhk: she dates only asian guys i think rsw: what didn't really indicate a 'yes' or 'no' sort of thing jhk: i think it would only be on the condition that you buy her a lot of cute stuff jhk: and pay for her all her meals jhk: and maybe a few articles of clothing rsw: i bet she could fit into the stuff mandy has jhk: and you have to drive a decent car rsw: and mandy'd never miss it jhk: you have some of mandy's clothes? rsw: i have some of her underwear rsw: so far she hasn't mentioned it to her friends rsw: or at least not on the phone rsw: i wish she had an internet account rsw: then i could see her email or whatever and get a sense of what she's like without risking any contact jhk: how do you know what she says on the phone? jhk: ...you have some of her clothes... rsw: it's pretty easy, you get a splitter at radio shack and go to the grey box mounted outside the house jhk: i think this is a little too overboard for me jhk: holy shit man rsw: oh its no big deal, lighten up. my friends do it all the time jhk: i don't care what you're friends do jhk: we're talking about you rsw: hell creed can get the password files from any isp and he reads his girlfriend's email jhk: and this mandy girl jhk: shit jhk: holy shit, and his gf doesn't know rsw: he says it helps him to figure out what bothers her that she won't say to his face jhk: ? jhk: fuck, they've got communication problems rsw: nah they get along great and he says she has no idea rsw: some stuff she just can't work up the nerve to tell him for fear of offending him so he finds out what she says to her little sister rsw: this is the same with mandy, i can find out what turns her on or off and then react accordingly rsw: i know her black undies turn me on. rsw: skidmarks and all. rsw: anyway, you keep dodging my question. Even if i weird you out a little, you wouldn't object to some uncomplicated fucking would you? rsw: I hae enough in my account to fly out there. rsw: it'd wipe me out but i have a feeling it'd be worth it. jhk: hahaha jhk: no i wouldn't jhk: maybe if i was single, i might jhk: but i'm not, and i'm very happy with hans rsw: oh that's right =( jhk: =) rsw: hans could open his car door tomorrow morning and be toast. rsw: you never know. rsw: i know some people out in cali. jhk: well i hope not, b/c i'd probably die of a brokenheart rsw: what's so hot about him? he can't be well hung if he's asian. jhk: hahahaha jhk: that's not true rsw: WELL GODDAMMIT WHAT IS IT ABOUT FUCKING HANS THEN jhk: he's smart, very confident, funny... rsw: ITS ALWAYS SOME LITTLE PIDDLY FUCKING THING| jhk: hahaha jhk: well, it was definitely the funny thing that got me rsw: AGHHGHGGHGHGDJG!@!@#!@#@!# rsw: smile, you're on candid camera. rsw: this is CreeD! jhk: =P rsw: rich is laughing his ass off. jhk: thanks, i'm glad you guys had a ton of fun jhk: i guess you finally made your way down to visit rich rsw: yah jhk: you're such a bitch rsw: AHAHA rsw: yes. rsw: yes I am. rsw: I apologize. jhk: rofl jhk: you guys made up some fucked up shit rsw: seriously, if you were in this chair you'd be on the floor. jhk: i'm sure i would be rsw: it was too bad I apparently took it too far and couldnt keep you going. jhk: i'm laughing out of relief rsw: ahaha rsw: yah rich is weird rsw: but not like that jhk: i'm like..shit this can't be creed, it's on rich's ip jhk: but then i remembered you were goin gto visit rich jhk: fuck that shit jhk: you bitches rsw: yah I psychically felt the w/hois rsw: =D rsw: too bad I'd annnounced it. jhk: have you been toying with anyone else? jhk: i'm like turning around and telling hans rsw: no. Rich says I should try baiting pedophiles, ala the guys on www.baiting.org rsw: doh! rsw: has is gonna kick rich's ass the next time he sees him. jhk: hans and i live together--duh rsw: but luckily he doesn't know what I look like. jhk: his desk is right behind mine jhk: hahahahaha rsw: hans is a big slt too. you know he's been hiding some underwear from you. rsw: slut. rsw: slt= slut jhk: right, what's the point in hiding the underwear when we live together jhk: lol rsw: do korean chix wear underwear? rsw: well you'd get mad seeing other girl's underwear jhk: shut the fuck up rsw: so that's why he hides it rsw: ahahah rsw: wow you swore! rsw: that's getting logged. jhk: i swear a lot jhk: lol rsw: well not on irc too much rsw: unless it's so subtle it flies right by me. jhk: actually, i used to swear a lot on irc jhk: after years of hanging out with hans jhk: i don't swear so much rsw: hans should get on vfhome. rsw: every so often. jhk: you guys should definitely bait someone jhk: nah, he doesn't even like vf4 rsw: like we talk about vf4. jhk: and vf3 is pretty much dead rsw: he likes candid camera doesn't he?! jhk: he's far too focused on counterstrike rsw: l0ser rsw: ! jhk: hans says i 'm a loser for falling for your bait jhk: you guys should try baiting someone rsw: <- rich rsw: was wondering when the hell you would catch on jhk: i don't think i can believe if it's you or creed jhk: lol jhk: i thought you were high or something jhk: lol rsw: it's me, rich jhk: ok Log file closed at: 9/1/01 3:40:17 AM