Log file opened at: 1/30/03 10:08:30 PM 10:16 PM: SummAh: hey matty 10:16 PM: SummAh: who is emptysoul? 10:16 PM: CreeD: shou's bot 10:16 PM: CreeD: no idea why he has a bot. 10:17 PM: Shou-sama: it's not a bot 10:17 PM: Shou-sama: :P 10:17 PM: GodEater|: Shou-sama- boto 10:17 PM: dodee: ok, so say you're living alone with no pets, then you wake up one day, and there's a cat or a dog or something there 10:17 PM: CreeD: it's a second connection from you, yes? 10:17 PM: CreeD: that = bot 10:17 PM: dodee: and there's no way it could have gotten in 10:17 PM: Shou-sama: CreeD: not from the same pc 10:17 PM: dodee: do you assume that it somehow got in anyway, or that you're insane? 10:17 PM: GodEater|: dodee: happens to me all the time 10:17 PM: Shou-sama: nor the same place 10:17 PM: CreeD: [ dodee ] liv did it, it's a gesture of reconciliation. 10:17 PM: GodEater|: quantum decision 10:18 PM: CreeD: [ Shou-sama ] is it staffed by a live human? 10:18 PM: Shou-sama: CreeD: yes, when i'm at work :P 10:18 PM: GodEater|: the universe decided the probability of your having a cat was decent enough 10:18 PM: CreeD: [ Shou-sama ] k it's a bot 10:18 PM: Shou-sama: ermmm so i'm a bot when i'm idle? XD 10:19 PM: CreeD: it's karma for that cat you sodomozed, skinned, and ate 10:19 PM: CreeD: you now have to care for a cat. 10:19 PM: dodee: I think I'd assume I was insane, and that I'd always had a cat, but I had some new kind of amnesia that I only forget my pet. 10:19 PM: Reno-: GE 10:19 PM: CreeD: [ Shou-sama ] a second connection from one person (regardless of physical location) = a bot 10:19 PM: Reno-: I won't be playing football this summer >:| 10:19 PM: CreeD: even if it just sits there. 10:19 PM: GodEater|: seriously flow through the quantum foam 10:19 PM: GodEater|: Reno-: why not. American Idol got you hooked? 10:19 PM: Reno-: no, I was playing hockey yesterday and bruised my hip 10:19 PM: dodee: no open doors or windows, no one else has a key, it's just there, like you brought it in and forgot. that'd freak me right out. 10:20 PM: Reno-: >:| 10:20 PM: CreeD: macintosh may be uberfr00t, but they make cute ads 10:20 PM: CreeD: verne troyer and yao ming 10:20 PM: dodee: furthermore, the cat like knows you. it's totally fine with you being there. 10:20 PM: CreeD: [ dodee ] followed you in really slippery like when you came in... cats are soooo good at that 10:20 PM: dodee: you're not gonna play football cause you got a bruise? pussy. 10:20 PM: dodee: well say it's a good sized dog or something 10:21 PM: CreeD: [ GodEater| ] so check your pm lah~~ 10:21 PM: CreeD: [ dodee ] so this IS hypothetical?! 10:21 PM: GodEater|: now, dodee. Are you sure there just wasn't some non-local quantum connection occuring? 10:21 PM: dodee: the point of the hypothetical is that there's no way that it could have gotten in without your involvement, yet you dont remember it. 10:21 PM: dodee: yeah, hypothetical. 10:21 PM: dodee: no idea of it's name, where it came from, gender, what treats it likes, tricks it knows, anything 10:22 PM: GodEater|: involvement is superficial and beside the point. consider the fact that the same light in you beroom potentially exists on the moon right now 10:22 PM: Reno-: GE: some bastard freaking hip checked me in a NONCONTACT GAME 10:22 PM: Reno-: dude sent me flying over him and i smacked against the board >:| 10:22 PM: dodee: did you chock him with your stick then stab him with the back part of your skate? 10:22 PM: dodee: choke. 10:22 PM: Reno-: dodee: no, I showed him a picture of Llan naked 10:22 PM: dodee: chock. wtf. 10:22 PM: rsw: another fight? reno you savage brute! 10:23 PM: CreeD: [ dodee ] so you're asking would anyone assume they = crazy vs. accept the apparently impossible? 10:23 PM: dodee: creed, yes. 10:23 PM: CreeD: I think 99.9% of us would go with not crazy 10:23 PM: GodEater|: Reno-: In a exhibition match I took a kick in the head that took me out for 6 months 10:23 PM: Reno-: GE: gayness 10:23 PM: Reno-: I hate bitches like that 10:23 PM: dodee: how could you think you WEREN'T crazy. 10:23 PM: CreeD: there are a lot of plausible explanations for it getting in 10:23 PM: GodEater|: dodee: quantum foam 10:23 PM: Reno-: we specifically said no hits 10:23 PM: Reno-: and dude was killing everyone on the ice >:| 10:23 PM: dodee: no, there are no plausible explanations 10:23 PM: GodEater|: I feel for you. been there. 10:23 PM: CreeD: sneak by when you opened the door, left the door open and forgot, hidden entrance you didn't know about 10:23 PM: dodee: doors and windows are sealed, no one else has a key, no holes in the wall, etc 10:24 PM: rsw: why is him following you in not plausible? 10:24 PM: CreeD: we're ASSUMING then that there's absolutely no plausible explanation? 10:24 PM: dodee: say it's an apartment in a city. 10:24 PM: dodee: yes 10:24 PM: dodee: rich, cause it's a hypothetical, and therefore, I make the rules. 10:24 PM: CreeD: [ dodee ] I'd assume someone put it there and resealed cleverly just to fool with my head. 10:24 PM: dodee: I'd instantly assume I was nuts. 10:24 PM: CreeD: [ rsw ] he's saying it's a great dane 10:24 PM: GodEater|: doee: that's exactly it. you make the rules. 10:24 PM: CreeD: [ dodee ] no plausible explanaton for you to be nuts either tho, right? 10:25 PM: GodEater|: when you collapse the state vector it immediately falls in your favor in this instance 10:25 PM: Reno-: GE: yeah. I'm a damn gimp now 10:25 PM: Reno-: trainer told me that it'll heal eventually in like 2 months or something 10:25 PM: GodEater|: Reno-: that completely sucks, man. shame 10:25 PM: GodEater|: so no running, eh? 10:25 PM: Reno-: no I'm still going to run 10:25 PM: GodEater|: CreeD: reading PM 10:25 PM: Reno-: just not that one you suggested 10:25 PM: dodee: I think I'd go with the pet-specific amnesia thing. 10:26 PM: CreeD: [ GodEater| ] cool thankx 10:26 PM: CreeD: I'd probably go with practical joke 10:26 PM: GodEater|: dodee: I can't help someone who doesn't want to be helped 10:26 PM: SummAh: hi 10:26 PM: SummAh: ge 10:26 PM: SummAh: :) 10:26 PM: GodEater|: I'd go with non local phenomenom 10:26 PM: GodEater|: summ 10:26 PM: dodee: a better one would be say you have a tiger cat, right? 10:26 PM: dodee: then one morning you wake up, and it's all black. 10:26 PM: rsw: what about aliens or the CIA or FBI? 10:26 PM: dodee: answers to the same name, likesthe same people food, etc 10:26 PM: rsw: they could have done it 10:27 PM: CreeD: [ dodee ] prank 10:27 PM: CreeD: [ dodee ] ink 10:27 PM: dodee: obviously the same cat, but a different exterior 10:27 PM: dodee: you try to wash the ink off 10:27 PM: CreeD: permanent ink. 10:27 PM: GodEater|: how about the fact that different eigenstates coincide with each other 10:27 PM: dodee: or go the other way, it's a black cat, then you wake up and it's white 10:27 PM: *** AkiraZero (Akira_Zero@dialup-65.59.108.242.Dial1.Weehawken1.Level3.net) has joined channel #vfhome 10:27 PM: *** sudden_de (~fakeemail@user-uive8o5.dsl.mindspring.com) has joined channel #vfhome 10:27 PM: dodee: or a dog. 10:27 PM: CreeD: [ dodee ] people's hair is said to do that. Assume something scared the cat or some other melanin issue 10:27 PM: CreeD: or the dog. 10:28 PM: dodee: overnight?! 10:28 PM: CreeD: take the cat to the vet rather than yourself to a mental ward 10:28 PM: rsw: dodee, have you been drinking a bit? or maybe smoking the funny weed? 10:28 PM: CreeD: [ dodee ] it's urban-legended to have happened 10:28 PM: CreeD: overnight white. 10:28 PM: CreeD: the magic mushroom forest has sprung up around his city apartment. 10:28 PM: dodee: when you take it to the vet, theyinstantly recognize it as your cat, even before you take him/her out of the carrier. 10:29 PM: CreeD: [ dodee ] why would they do that/ 10:29 PM: dodee: like it was always white. 10:29 PM: dodee: cause that's your vet. 10:29 PM: dodee: same place you take the same pet when it's sick 10:29 PM: CreeD: [ dodee ] elaborate practical joke. 10:29 PM: GodEater|: again, One should assume that they've actually managed to step outside of certain probability lines and entered another 10:29 PM: dodee: or needs shots 10:29 PM: GodEater|: you've moved through space-like time. stepped through tilting light cones 10:29 PM: CreeD: godeater does the lower quality stuff. 10:29 PM: Srider: it's just a glitch in the matrix.. jeez... 10:29 PM: dodee: fine, you take it to an impartial vet 3 states away, who tests the hair and proves the cat was always white. 10:29 PM: *** sudden_de has left channel #vfhome 10:30 PM: CreeD: [ dodee ] no such proof. Or I'd assume he lacked competence or that the disease/issue is rare enough that it's outside his field of expertise. 10:30 PM: dodee: you're way too comfortable in your own sanity. 10:31 PM: dodee: fine, say it turned into a miniature doberman instead. 10:31 PM: GodEater|: the idea that sanity is a constant is a problem. 10:31 PM: dodee: again, same name, tricks, etc 10:31 PM: CreeD: dunno, it's easier and more practical to deal with a pet oddity than it is to commit yourself. 10:31 PM: GodEater|: its kind of like saying, 'i trust the sense of sight' 10:32 PM: CreeD: until this glitch (my own or the pet's) severely affects my lifestyle, I'd probably let it be, except for sleepless nights wondering wtf 10:32 PM: *** Signoff: somedude2 (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) 10:32 PM: CreeD: I might mention it to the doctor in a sly way 10:32 PM: CreeD: ask if he's seen something similar. 10:32 PM: GodEater|: even though we know that the things we see are sometimes sntedated to make sense by the brain 10:32 PM: GodEater|: antedated 10:32 PM: dodee: so you'd let a miniature doberman stay in your house, even though you know that you dont own one? 10:32 PM: CreeD: yeah I hear it arrives to the brain upside down and spotty as hell 10:32 PM: GodEater|: upside down is the easy to swallow part 10:32 PM: CreeD: [ dodee ] nah if I didn't want the dog, I'd put up missing posters for what-I-knew-as-my-pet 10:33 PM: CreeD: and take dobie to the bet. 10:33 PM: CreeD: vet 10:33 PM: GodEater|: how about backwards in time? 10:33 PM: dodee: but it answers to your "cat's" name. 10:33 PM: CreeD: [ GodEater| ] raytracing style 10:33 PM: CreeD: [ dodee ] animal behaviour is easily modified 10:33 PM: CreeD: whoever pranked me by kidnapping the cat decided to fuck with me by training the dog. 10:34 PM: dodee: "easily" I dunno. 10:34 PM: dodee: who would go to all that effort?! 10:34 PM: GodEater|: did you know that the 'impulse potential' fires in your muscles almost a full second before you "choose" to move your arm 10:34 PM: dodee: you're clearly insane, man. 10:34 PM: CreeD: [ dodee ] easier to assume someone went to effort than I lost my marbles or physics and reality burped 10:34 PM: CreeD: people do a lot of odd things cuz they're bored 10:35 PM: CreeD: [ GodEater| ] sure, I buy that 10:35 PM: dodee: ok, what about if you wake up, and all the walls in your apartment are black. 10:35 PM: dodee: and when you went to sleep, you know they were white 10:35 PM: CreeD: paint. 10:35 PM: *** Signoff: phoenixdt (Read error 54: Connection reset by peer) 10:35 PM: GodEater|: when you know that your body somehow is motivated to move before you consciously choose to make it move, sanity becomes a floating issue 10:35 PM: GodEater|: its measured against context 10:35 PM: CreeD: painted by a bored stranger 10:35 PM: dodee: who could paint ALL the walls overnight without you knowing? 10:35 PM: CreeD: the same people who steal only flowerpots 10:35 PM: dodee: you were asleep. 10:35 PM: CreeD: dodee :you can paint walls in an hour 10:35 PM: CreeD: and it's not a clamorous activity 10:35 PM: CreeD: I sleep heavy 10:35 PM: *** phoenixdt (Shohoku@24-205-120-3.wc-eres.charterpipeline.net) has joined channel #vfhome 10:35 PM: *** phoenixdt is now known as phoenix_d 10:36 PM: dodee: even behind all the furniture is painted 10:36 PM: GodEater|: dodee: since time moves relative to the individual someone could paint all of new york city before you could draw breath 10:36 PM: dodee: and the floors are now carpeted, even under your bed. 10:36 PM: CreeD: maybe the example you're thinking of is you wake up, and the couch is hovering a foot off the floor 10:36 PM: CreeD: there are no strings 10:36 PM: CreeD: and when you go to show someone, it's back to normal. 10:36 PM: CreeD: then I'd consider insanity 10:36 PM: GodEater|: again. you're not considering all options 10:37 PM: CreeD: nobody's going to consider option 3 I think GE :P 10:37 PM: dodee: no, take it a step further 10:37 PM: dodee: like the walls+carpeting, so you freak out and invite your friend from next door over, and they're all "uhm, it's always been like this" 10:37 PM: GodEater|: but it is soooo obvious 10:37 PM: CreeD: [ dodee ] I get the gist of it, it's used in a few movies (dunno what off the top of my head) 10:38 PM: GodEater|: dodee: I already addressed this. you've obviously passed through a different eigenstate. 10:38 PM: CreeD: let's say 30 different friends alllllll say "it's always been like this" 10:38 PM: dodee: you woudln't assume you were nuts at that point? 10:38 PM: CreeD: yeah I could consider it 10:38 PM: dodee: I'd assume I was nuts, then the confirmation would prove it. 10:38 PM: CreeD: [ dodee ] I'd ask a lot of pointed questions, talk to a doctor, do some empirical tests 10:38 PM: CreeD: and maybe if all of those come up dry, consider it. 10:39 PM: dodee: I'd have my blood tested for like...residual chemicals to see if I was drugged, go find proof of the date, etc 10:39 PM: dodee: but still 10:39 PM: *** kbcat (kbcat@HSE-Toronto-ppp318011.sympatico.ca) has joined channel #vfhome 10:39 PM: dodee: your *initial* reaction woudln't be "ok, I'm nuts" 10:39 PM: dodee: ? 10:39 PM: GodEater|: no 10:40 PM: dodee: I'd be trying to prove I wasn't nuts, not the other way around 10:40 PM: kbcat: hey gang 10:40 PM: dodee: wtf is the point of pastel-colored PS2's? 10:40 PM: GodEater|: the stranger the situation the far less likely the normal rules should apply. like I said, sanity is a fluid construct 10:40 PM: GodEater|: kb! 10:40 PM: dodee: you're a fluid construct, you crazy bastard 10:41 PM: GodEater|: dodee: very true. now you're getting it 10:41 PM: GodEater|: flow through the quantum foam 10:41 PM: kbcat: GE! how's it going, with the cappin' and the stuff and what not 10:41 PM: GodEater|: well, you've seen all I've capped. I found the 'lost battles' 10:41 PM: rsw: dodee, you're the one that is the most out of character here tonight, and it's disturbing me, frankly 10:41 PM: GodEater|: I'll get those capped tomorrow 10:41 PM: dodee: divx/dvd the star wars laserdiscs, you lazy shits. =) 10:41 PM: GodEater|: yah 10:41 PM: CreeD: yeaaah! 10:42 PM: GodEater|: we need to go to that laserdisk place and rent the trilogy 10:42 PM: dodee: and for the record, I am under the influence of nothing out of the ordinary 10:42 PM: CreeD: yes, dodee is wandering down distinctly... unrepublican paths. 10:42 PM: SummAh: when is the original trilogy gonna come out on dvd? 10:42 PM: *** HydroXide (njmgh@162.ade0203.ade.iprimus.net.au) has joined channel #vfhome 10:42 PM: rsw: alcohol isn't unordinary, neither is grass 10:42 PM: GodEater|: SummAh: after the final final final directors fuck up 10:42 PM: dodee: actually, my republicanism is proved by my assuming I was insane. 10:43 PM: dodee: proven* 10:43 PM: CreeD: eh? assuming insanity is a hallmark of reb-ism? 10:43 PM: SummAh: GANJA! 10:43 PM: dodee: the original cuts are *never* coming out on dvd. 10:43 PM: dodee: ever. 10:43 PM: kbcat: I'm game... for sure... 10:43 PM: GodEater|: what was the name of that place? 10:43 PM: dodee: and assuming insanity isn't, but the group versys the individual isn't 10:43 PM: dodee: is* 10:44 PM: kbcat: Laserland... wonder if it still exists 10:44 PM: GodEater|: we'll have to find out 10:44 PM: dodee: it better, or all hope might be lost 10:44 PM: kbcat: watching the 80mb vid again... damn one mistake and lau takes 90% of your bar. 10:44 PM: CreeD: [ dodee ] I think repubism is also supposed to mean bible shit too... so maybe a repub would say "god's will" 10:44 PM: CreeD: haha what's that 10:45 PM: dodee: I tried to rent them recently, and the place had sold all their ld's 10:45 PM: dodee: nope. 10:45 PM: GodEater|: considering the possibility of true communication (vagaries in dialect, text and meaning/context) its always the group versus the individual 10:45 PM: CreeD: f+P+K -> df+PPK -> sidekick backstagger -> df+PK -upknpppsweep? 10:46 PM: kbcat: VF2: upknP-upknPPPK 10:46 PM: GodEater|: as perceived by the individual, anyway 10:46 PM: CreeD: oh laff 10:46 PM: CreeD: [ kbcat ] or even elbow stagger, upknp upknPPPK 10:46 PM: GodEater|: kbcat: yah, its what I like to refer to as, 'complete bullshit'