1:54 AM:     shinra: creed you there

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2:09 AM:      CreeD: yes

2:10 AM:      CreeD: why yes, yes I am shinra.

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2:13 AM:    UnCGone: btw

2:13 AM:    UnCGone: i own hard

2:13 AM:      CreeD: sum dum cao

2:14 AM:    UnCGone: just in case u forgot creed

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day.)

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2:14 AM:    UnCGone: with more feeling this time

2:14 AM:      CreeD: Oh wait, did you think I had a sense of humor?

2:14 AM:    UnCGone: no i didn't

2:14 AM:    UnCGone: but this kills me

2:14 AM:    UnCGone: try banning with a witty comment

2:15 AM:    UnCGone: since i own so hard

2:15 AM:      CreeD: why be determined to pick on me and force me to ban you?

2:15 AM:      CreeD: why be an asshole and be proud of it unc?

2:15 AM:    UnCGone: i just said i own hard

2:15 AM:    UnCGone: and you kicked me

2:15 AM:      CreeD: do you think someone on the channel's just cracking up at

the witty in-your-face negroe?

2:16 AM:      CreeD: sure, and why shouldn't I?

2:16 AM:      CreeD: you're fucking with me.

2:16 AM:    UnCGone: actually i amuse myself

2:16 AM:    UnCGone: or i'm joking with you

2:16 AM:      CreeD: I say something annoys me and you instantly go out of your

way to do it.

2:16 AM:    UnCGone: either way, it's funny if you take it as a joke or

offensively to me

2:16 AM:      CreeD: jokes have to be funny to more than the speaker to be

jokes. Otherwse they're just awkward conversational fuckups.

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2:17 AM:    UnCGone: i have to get something out of it eh?

2:18 AM:      CreeD: shrug, you can get more in theory by not fucking with me

and staying on the channel for a week than you could get with one weak

self-serving £aff that ends up getting you banned for a week.

2:18 AM:      CreeD: but that's only theory so far.

2:18 AM:    UnCGone: well actually

2:18 AM:    UnCGone: i don't say much on this channel

2:18 AM:    UnCGone: or read much on this channel

2:18 AM:    UnCGone: i stop by 

2:18 AM:    UnCGone: idle

2:18 AM:    UnCGone: and go to other channels

2:18 AM:    UnCGone: i may play games with the 3 guys

2:19 AM:    UnCGone: but i don't need the channel to do that

2:19 AM:      CreeD: gosh, that means that if you only say four lines today,

they'll be well spent fucking with creed.

2:19 AM:    UnCGone: do you really think that?

2:19 AM:      CreeD: well, you're trying hard to convince me you could give a

shit if you get banned, and you're trying hard to delude yourself that fucking

with me is amusing to anyone else, or to yourself.

2:19 AM:     shinra: creed, could you send again?

2:19 AM:     shinra: this thing cut me off

2:19 AM:     shinra: :(

2:19 AM:      CreeD: but #vfhome doesn't do well with people who look just to

stir the pot.

2:20 AM:    UnCGone: that's cool

2:20 AM:    UnCGone: do your duty

2:20 AM:    UnCGone: mein freud

2:20 AM:      CreeD: -[ shinra ]- sure

2:20 AM:    UnCGone: see you on the other side

2:20 AM:     shinra: thanks

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2:21 AM:      CreeD: shrug, do your duty and stop fucking with me, it's a good

first step towards changing from someone who is only Cool in his own eyes to

someone who's Cool to others.

2:21 AM:    UnCGone: oh so noone things i'm cool?

2:21 AM:    UnCGone: wow

2:21 AM:    UnCGone: i'm hurt

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2:22 AM:      CreeD: -[ UnCGone ]- more people would think you're Cool if you

didn't explicitly go out of your way to be an asshole troll in a pathetic bid

for humor.

2:22 AM:    UnCGone: if i gave a damn about all the people who think i'm cool or

not, I'd be going out of my way to kiss a lot of ass wouldn't I?

2:22 AM:    UnCGone: but personally I don't like the smell of ass.

2:22 AM:      CreeD: and even if you fixed that, you would be viewed as less of

an asshole if you didn't come on with the ego all day and all night.

2:23 AM:      CreeD: why do you equate being a decent human being with debasing

yourself?

2:23 AM:      CreeD: is it kissing ass if I say Hello to someone I know rather

than fuck off?

2:23 AM:    UnCGone: well fyi a lot of people think i'm an excellent human being

2:23 AM:    UnCGone: and confide in me regularly

2:23 AM:      CreeD: am I kissing ass if someone says 'stop picking on me' and I

do?

2:24 AM:      CreeD: shrug, that must be more of that real life / online

personality split thing.

2:24 AM:    UnCGone: nah

2:24 AM:    UnCGone: i talk the same way irl

2:24 AM:    UnCGone: but for some reason

2:24 AM:      CreeD: I can' t imagine you'd be half the jackass in real life,

you wouldn't have a nose any more and both eyes would be swollen shut.

2:24 AM:    UnCGone: people don't feel like i'm disrespectful

2:24 AM:    UnCGone: or egotistical

2:24 AM:      CreeD: the tone doesn't come across over the internet right? £aff.

2:25 AM:    UnCGone: ask baobab

2:25 AM:    UnCGone: same shit

2:25 AM:    UnCGone: he's met me

2:25 AM:    UnCGone: dodee has talked to me

2:25 AM:     shinra: *cought* :P

2:25 AM:    UnCGone: same shit

2:25 AM:    UnCGone: but as you have previously stated

2:25 AM:      CreeD: well if you're heading towards "creed's overreacting and is

full of it" then head the other way, because if we took a poll on this channel

I'm not the only one with an opinion about uncauzi the asshole or uncauzi the

ego case.

2:25 AM:    UnCGone: you are quite sensitive

2:26 AM:    UnCGone: well you also think crewnyc is an ego maniac

2:26 AM:    UnCGone: or something don't you?

2:26 AM:    UnCGone: this channel is very judgemental in general

2:26 AM:      CreeD: and what, it's your mission to desensitize me? make me a

cooler and more patient human being?

2:26 AM:    UnCGone: no

2:26 AM:    UnCGone: your trying to change me

2:27 AM:    UnCGone: i'm not trying to change you

2:27 AM:    UnCGone: i've been the same way since day 1

2:27 AM:    UnCGone: and haven't changed

2:27 AM:      CreeD: no, I think crew is a jackass on occasion, but here's the

difference... crew talks shit in posts once a month, and it's usually with a

little respect buried in there . You come up with this "I own" Bull Shit every

single say. I doubt I can find a daily buffer without your shit in it.

2:27 AM:      CreeD: and it wears thin when you see it EV ERY day

2:28 AM:    UnCGone: sure you can

2:28 AM:    UnCGone: take a look

2:28 AM:    UnCGone: because i don't even type on here everyday

2:28 AM:      CreeD: sure, I'll start with today and yesterday and the day

before. Oops there's three days shot down.

2:28 AM:    UnCGone: riight

2:28 AM:    UnCGone: you're exxagerating

2:29 AM:    UnCGone: but you know that

2:29 AM:    UnCGone: so i won't argue

2:29 AM:      CreeD: Even if you DIDn't do it every day, there's a difference

between people who say "oh you don't like that? well if it's no skin off my

back, then I'll stop" and people like you, who say "oh you don't like that? well

it's no skin off my back to stop, but I'm gonna do it anyway"

2:29 AM:      CreeD: "and keep doing it"

2:29 AM:      CreeD: "over and over again"

2:29 AM:      dodee: *cough*/ignore*cough

2:29 AM:      CreeD: "just to fuck with you"

2:29 AM:      CreeD: "just for a cheap laugh that only I appreciate."

2:30 AM:    UnCGone: cheap oh no

2:30 AM:    UnCGone: not cheap

2:30 AM:      CreeD: sure I could ignore, but what the hell, uncauzi's theory is

that he can do the world a public service by forcing me to change my standards

and tolerate his bullshit.

2:30 AM:    UnCGone: it may cost me the membership of #vfhome

2:30 AM:      CreeD: I'll turn that back on him, I'll do the world a favor and

force uncauzi to change or get the fuck out of here.

2:31 AM:     shinra: hmm a bit slow dcc :(

2:31 AM:      CreeD: -[ shinra ]- it's very poor DSL.

2:31 AM:     shinra: hehe i can see that now :P

2:31 AM:      CreeD: come on unc, you're slowing down on the witty repartee.

2:31 AM:    UnCGone: I'll admit I do have a habit of having my way

2:31 AM:      CreeD: look, you garnered the expected audience.

2:31 AM:      CreeD: come up with something so funny dodee wouldn't tolerate a

KB.

2:31 AM:    UnCGone: despite what other people may expect of me

2:32 AM:      dodee: not to play sides, but if constant annoyance validates a

ban, then fishy would still be

2:32 AM:    UnCGone: exactly

2:32 AM:    UnCGone: don't let dodee stop you creed

2:32 AM:    UnCGone: dodee is cool and all

2:32 AM:      CreeD: no, not exactly.

2:32 AM:      CreeD: there's a subtle difference.

2:32 AM:    UnCGone: but he's still got a responsibility as a moderator of this

channel

2:33 AM:      CreeD: if fishie thought dodee's pet peeve was being called a

young republican

2:33 AM:      CreeD: then he might or might not ever say it again

2:33 AM:    UnCGone: i hold no kick/bans against you or him

2:33 AM:     shinra: hmm its way too slow creed, i guess i'll cut. did you see

it?

2:33 AM:      CreeD: uncauzi will come on the channel and it's the first thing

he'll say to dodee

2:33 AM:      CreeD: and he'll keep doing it until the KB comes.

2:33 AM:      CreeD: sure shin

2:34 AM:      CreeD: it's not the annoyingness of "I own so hard" which gets me,

it's the intentional usage of it to piss me off.

2:34 AM:    UnCGone: creed

2:34 AM:    UnCGone: funniest thing is

2:34 AM:    UnCGone: i don't even remember talking to you very often

2:34 AM:    UnCGone: i talk to baobab

2:34 AM:    UnCGone: and dod

2:34 AM:    UnCGone: maybe grasshoppa

2:34 AM:      CreeD: how's that funny?

2:34 AM:    UnCGone: what's funny is that you get frustrated with what i say to

other people

2:35 AM:      CreeD: shrug, good for you, but I miss your point. You have

neither undying love or any beef with me, but you still go out of your way to

tweak me.

2:35 AM:    UnCGone: because you spent one hour argueing with me about nothing

the other day

2:35 AM:      CreeD: and as for "other people" ... I don't see grashoppa: god I

own so hard

2:35 AM:    UnCGone: hahaha

2:35 AM:      CreeD: and even if I did it'd be irritating to see every day.

2:35 AM:    UnCGone: you've only seen Creed: I own so hard

2:35 AM:      CreeD: ha, I spent the hour? what'd you do during the hour, idle?

2:36 AM:    UnCGone: today and maybe 2 days ago

2:36 AM:    UnCGone: creed good chance i actually left part of the way thru and

left the lil bro stay on the comp

2:36 AM:    UnCGone: sometimes UnCauzi is not me

2:37 AM:      CreeD: let's hypothetically say you average only every 2 days,

that's still well into my personal irritation zone. You could argue 'well so

what, that's just you' but it's not, others have said before to me that it's

tedious.

2:37 AM:      CreeD: maybe they don't bring it up with you because they don't

feel like arguing for an hour.

2:37 AM:    UnCGone: so you are the voice of the people

2:37 AM:      CreeD: but sure, I can argue for an hour over it.

2:37 AM:    UnCGone: i noticed

2:37 AM:    UnCGone: so i figured creeds bored

2:37 AM:    UnCGone: and wants to argue

2:37 AM:    UnCGone: i actually had something to do

2:38 AM:    UnCGone: but your rubbish drew me in

2:38 AM:      CreeD: sure, and you're the voice of the all the downtrodden

assholes who get senseless beaten up by ops over harmless and completely

not-irritating phrases right?

2:38 AM:      CreeD: come on, you can do better than trying to redirect this

shit at me.

2:38 AM:    UnCGone: still got what i need to do done, but i still felt like you

were wasting my time

2:38 AM:      CreeD: explain to me in simple and non-distracting sentences how

your first words to me on this channel were not fucking with me.

2:38 AM:      CreeD: tell me you didn't see this reaction coming at all.

2:38 AM:    UnCGone: so i figured i'd reopen this can of worms at a time more

beneficial to me

2:38 AM:    UnCGone: and waste your time

2:39 AM:      CreeD: right, whatever, answer my question.

2:39 AM:    UnCGone: gotta scroll up

2:39 AM:      CreeD: you come in and attempt to pick on me, except picking on me

isn't the right term since he we are on nice democratic irc.

2:39 AM:    UnCGone: one second

2:39 AM:      CreeD: how do you justify that?

2:39 AM:    UnCGone: let me sift

2:39 AM:      CreeD: explain to me in simple and non-distracting sentences how

your first words to me on this channel were not fucking with me.

2:39 AM:    UnCGone: okay

2:39 AM:    UnCGone: fucking with you

2:40 AM:    UnCGone: = my intention was to make you mad

2:40 AM:      CreeD: that's the question.

2:40 AM:    UnCGone: joking with you= freindly barb

2:40 AM:    UnCGone: now whether you are that thin skinned

2:40 AM:      CreeD: sure, I see the distinction.

2:40 AM:    UnCGone: was not a factor i considered

2:40 AM:    UnCGone: but since you are that thin skinned

2:40 AM:    UnCGone: i think that's pretty pathetic

2:41 AM:    UnCGone: i have no sympathy for overreaction

2:42 AM:      CreeD: and I have no sympathy for whatever retarded social

malfunction has led some guys to believe that teasing and insults equates to

good friendly fun.

2:42 AM:      CreeD: thin skinned or not, I'm askign you to consider that factor

that you left out last time.

2:42 AM:    UnCGone: there's a big difference between

2:42 AM:    UnCGone: yo mommas so fat

2:42 AM:    UnCGone: and I own hard

2:43 AM:      dodee: I dispute that social malfuncion and teasing/insluts are

directly realted

2:43 AM:      dodee: related, evne

2:43 AM:      CreeD: just like you probably do (though you might never admit it)

in real day to day life. Just like you might say fuck off to your buddy but not

your grandmother, or call a black friend dumb nigga but not a chinese friend

dumb chink.

2:43 AM:      dodee: my friends and I are always rough with each other, and I'm

well socially adapted

2:43 AM:      dodee: some people are just more sensitive to it

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2:44 AM:    UnCGone: actually

2:44 AM:      CreeD: -[ dodee ]- it's commonplace, so it's accepted, but is it

good?

2:44 AM:    UnCGone: i do call some of my chinese freinds dumb chink

2:44 AM:      CreeD: I dispute that you're well socially adapted.

2:44 AM:      dodee: depends on who's getting it and if the person serving it up

knows the person recieving it hates it or not

2:44 AM:      dodee: yeah well, you can dispute that all you want, wont get you

far

2:44 AM:      CreeD: let's say hypothetically you knew it bothered him.

2:44 AM:      CreeD: ?À

2:44 AM:      CreeD: still a dumb chink?

2:45 AM:      dodee: I can yank a direct quote from you about me being

startlingly normal

2:45 AM:    UnCGone: honestly i don't socialize with thin skinned people

2:45 AM:      CreeD: -[ dodee ]- I didn't mean that, I was just fucking with

you. Ha! £aff riot!

2:45 AM:    UnCGone: if i'm in a work place

2:45 AM:    UnCGone: sure i'll consider

2:45 AM:      CreeD: haahahaha

2:45 AM:      CreeD: Yeah whatever

2:45 AM:  HeaTrnsfr: rutroh, someone said "chink"

2:45 AM:      dodee: I'm all for fucking with people in a social environment,

but not professionally

2:45 AM:      dodee: people I know

2:46 AM:      CreeD: I guess all your friends are thick skinned because if they

weren't thick skinned, they'd not like you right from the get go.

2:46 AM:      CreeD: so it's very easy to say "I only socialize with thick

skinned people"

2:46 AM:    UnCGone: creed: is there a problem with that

2:46 AM:    UnCGone: hell

2:46 AM:    UnCGone: first day i talked to dodee on the phone ask him

2:46 AM:      CreeD: but what a shame, you lose out on a lot of potential

friends because you can't manage to control your mouth, it's just THAT funny to

be able to say dumb chink with some regularity.

2:46 AM:    UnCGone: i made fun of his voice

2:46 AM:    UnCGone: i hardly know dodee

2:47 AM:      dodee: all making fun of my voice. my voice rules, fucker.

2:47 AM:    UnCGone: lol

2:47 AM:    UnCGone: i say dumb chink when i feel like

2:47 AM:    UnCGone: it

2:47 AM:    UnCGone: to my freinds

2:47 AM:    UnCGone: it's not about an agenda

2:47 AM:      dodee: I dunno, people tend to flock with people that have similar

feelings about stuff like that

2:48 AM:    UnCGone: generally this is true

2:48 AM:      dodee: I hven't seen many groups where there's a mix of senstive

and non-sensitive people

2:48 AM:      dodee: there might be the occaisonal odd man out, but I dunno

2:48 AM:      CreeD: well, before we get into the circular or sidetracked zone,

lemme wrap up with a simple question. Knowing that the CREED: I RULE 'friendly

barbs' piss me off (because no matter how smooth you try to pass it off, I still

think it was 65% intent to piss me off and 35% friendly barb) ... knowing it

pisses me off, will you stop?

2:48 AM:      dodee: like the people I hung with in HS, we were all the same

about that except one guy, so we just didn't rib him

2:49 AM:      CreeD: there you go dodee

2:49 AM:      CreeD: simple consideration for another.

2:50 AM:      dodee: simple consideration for some motherfucking cereal. it's

dinner time.

2:50 AM:      CreeD: this must be a good book coming up.

2:50 AM:      CreeD: or else you're actually considering it.

2:50 AM:      CreeD: Yeah speaking of, §e Right §ack

2:51 AM:      dodee: nah, he's probably whackin it

2:51 AM:    UnCGone: maybe if I get my point across, if I mistake you for

someone with a personality that's not threatened by a freindly barb, or rather

someone who can take a mental punch and not have a bitch fit. Will you agree to

not write a novel? Or at least keep it to a short story?

2:51 AM:    UnCGone: and yes

2:51 AM:    UnCGone: i was whackin it

2:51 AM:      CreeD: I can see how he might get bored

2:52 AM:      CreeD: -[ UnCGone ]- I type fewer lines than you, I dunno what the

whole novel thing is about.

2:52 AM:    UnCGone: hmm bet your word count is higher

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2:53 AM:      CreeD: it's true this argument coulda been condensed to a few key

lines and phrases, but shit, you can't say I don't try to stay on top of it and

narrow things down...

2:53 AM:    UnCGone: well i fear

2:53 AM:    UnCGone: i've had this discussion with you before

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2:53 AM:    UnCGone: so it all reads as redundant to me

2:54 AM:    UnCGone: no matter how you rephrase it

2:54 AM:      CreeD: I thought my point was clear right away, and so I think you

coulda gotten to the friendly barb vs. fucking with me key bit only one or two

lines later

2:54 AM:    UnCGone: right but remember

2:54 AM:    UnCGone: i'm bored and was using you to waste my time

2:55 AM:      CreeD: but jesus, this is nitpicky. You're gonna tell me you

resent the argument taking 15 minutes instead of five? Shit it's irc, if you had

something better to do you'd be doing it.

2:55 AM:  HeaTrnsfr: this is for you two guys: http://www.bash.org/?23396

2:55 AM:      CreeD: ¯h MY God I feel so used

2:55 AM:    UnCGone: well i must say

2:55 AM:    UnCGone: that honestly like you

2:55 AM:      CreeD: like a soiled tampon that has been thoughtlessly discarded

into the nearest douchebag

2:55 AM:    UnCGone: i try and get people to see the error of their ways

2:56 AM:    UnCGone: and try to show you how stupid it is to get your nutz in a

twist because i typed "I own hard"

2:56 AM:    UnCGone: in a game channel

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2:57 AM:    UnCGone: so on that day

2:57 AM:      CreeD: shrug, if I thought there was any chance you'd ever stop

saying it, or say it with less frequency, maybe my nutz wouldn't be in a twist.

2:57 AM:      dodee: well matty, now that you know he's only saying it troll,

that should probably help

2:57 AM:      dodee: like it wasn't obvious from the start

2:57 AM:      dodee: motherfucker walks in and just busts out with owning hard

2:58 AM:    UnCGone: but it doesn't happen THAT frequently

2:58 AM:    UnCGone: now i do boast occasionally

2:58 AM:    UnCGone: about fps stuff

2:58 AM:    UnCGone: in an attempt to goad some UT play

2:58 AM:    UnCGone: sue me, i like competition

2:58 AM:    UnCGone: in my gaming world, shit talk brings it

2:58 AM:    UnCGone: which does not come from the vf community mind you

2:58 AM:      CreeD: gah What The Fuck

2:58 AM:      CreeD: lag.

2:59 AM:      CreeD: Yeah the VF community has responded poorly to shit talk in

the past, read any thread with derrick lynch in it.

2:59 AM:    UnCGone: maybe i should have put a "I own hard" with a smiley face

at the end

2:59 AM:      CreeD: and I'm especially intolerant of it.

2:59 AM:    UnCGone: would that have meant anything different to you?

2:59 AM:      CreeD: hey, the smiley coulda worked wonders.

3:00 AM:      CreeD: but given the frequency and the knee-deep-ness of your

claims to ownage, it's still hard to believe you aren't secretly saying it with

a completely straight face.

3:00 AM:      CreeD: but sure, a smiley would have a subtly different meaning.

3:00 AM:      CreeD: maybe a touch of humility where I'm pretty well convinced

it's lacking sorely.

3:01 AM:    UnCGone: well maybe there's just a big communication barrier between

you and i

3:01 AM:    UnCGone: maybe the trick is 

3:01 AM:    UnCGone: for me to reformat my thinking

3:02 AM:    UnCGone: which is generally formatted around beating around the bush

to get what i want

3:02 AM:    UnCGone: and get to the point when i talk to you

3:02 AM:    UnCGone: whitty barbs and sarcasm aren't the thing for you

3:03 AM:    UnCGone: neither are abstract inuendos or any other repertoire of

proposterous proportions

3:03 AM:    UnCGone: so it's just straight comedy, complete with punch line,

where you or someone alive isn't a subject

3:03 AM:      CreeD: I'm suspicious, you're sounding entirely too pliable. But

if you're being straight, that's awesome. I would like nothing more than to skip

the bullshit.

3:03 AM:    UnCGone: or pr0n

3:04 AM:      CreeD: Yeah, I knew it was too good to be true.

3:04 AM:      dodee: hah

3:04 AM:      dodee: <UnCGone> neither are abstract inuendos or any other

repertoire of proposterous proportions

3:04 AM:      CreeD: Oh you martyr, I asked you to never make a funny again that

wasn't straight out of mary worth.

3:04 AM:      dodee: that made NO sense man

3:08 AM:      CreeD: that's exactly what I said, yup.

3:08 AM:    UnCGone: i can't change over night anymore than you can creed

3:08 AM:    UnCGone: so love me or /ignore me

3:08 AM:    UnCGone: you try and i'll try

3:08 AM:    UnCGone: yknow

3:08 AM:    UnCGone: dod of course it didn't :P

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3:08 AM:      dodee: sounded good though

3:08 AM:    UnCGone: yesh, that's what 2 years of college bought me

3:08 AM:      dodee: I like plums

3:08 AM:    UnCGone: raisins own plums

3:08 AM:      dodee: fuck off

3:08 AM:    UnCGone: raisins in salad

3:08 AM:    UnCGone: to be honest

3:08 AM:      CreeD: let's see how not /ignoring goes. Maybe you'll be

marginally less friendly barb and maybe I'll be marginally less touchy.

3:08 AM:    UnCGone: just tried that today

3:08 AM:      dodee: what kinda mongoloid puts raisins in salad?

3:08 AM:    UnCGone: to good

3:08 AM:      CreeD: -*marginally*- less touchy.

3:08 AM:    UnCGone: big black ones

3:08 AM:    UnCGone: with enormous penises

3:08 AM:      dodee: big black mongoilds, or big black raisins?

3:08 AM:    UnCGone: well

3:08 AM:    UnCGone: find me a raisin with a penis

3:08 AM:      dodee: funny you should say the penis line in a discussion about

raisins

3:08 AM:    UnCGone: and well...i'll hurl

3:08 AM:      CreeD: raisins with penises

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3:08 AM:      CreeD: it's a secret love of sidney poitier

3:08 AM:      dodee: lots of raisins have penises, you're a florida cat, you

should know that

3:08 AM:    UnCGone: errrr

3:08 AM:    UnCGone: yeah

3:08 AM:    UnCGone: i should!

3:08 AM:    UnCGone: .....

3:08 AM:      dodee: old people, man!

3:08 AM:      dodee: old people!

3:08 AM:      dodee: doyyyy

3:08 AM:    UnCGone: oh

3:08 AM:    UnCGone: hurrrr

3:08 AM:             grashoppa sighs

3:09 AM:    UnCGone: there goes your repertoire of preposterous proportions!

3:09 AM:    Ellinas: raisin penises?

3:09 AM:    Ellinas: how did you guys get to that?

3:09 AM:      CreeD: years of therapeutic rambling.

3:09 AM:    UnCGone: creed called me an asshole so naturally i replied that

raisins had penises

3:09 AM:    UnCGone: or something like that

3:09 AM:    Ellinas: scrolling up isnt helping

3:09 AM:    Ellinas: *shrug*

3:10 AM:        rsw: ell: log will be up soon

3:10 AM:    Ellinas: nice

3:10 AM:    UnCGone: what happened to that etp kid anyway

3:10 AM:  grashoppa: good

3:10 AM:        rsw: etp was an odd fellow

3:10 AM:      CreeD: Yeah jesus

3:10 AM:    UnCGone: sure was

3:10 AM:      CreeD: I forgot about him

3:11 AM:    UnCGone: seemed very passive

3:11 AM:      CreeD: fuck with ETP gone I'm the touchiest guy in VFhome

3:11 AM:      CreeD: next to maybe sal, if you count him as vfhome.

3:11 AM:      CreeD: I think he literally quit over the fact that VFDC is

overrun with retards and flame wars.

3:11 AM:        rsw: while i'm glad to see unc not banned, i can only wish this

snit had been more dramatic

3:11 AM:        rsw: but length is good

3:11 AM:      CreeD: poof, fuck vfhome, vfdc, everything.

3:11 AM:      CreeD: £aff

3:11 AM:        rsw: W0r|) +O |_|R |\/|0+|-|4r!!!@!!@

3:12 AM:    UnCGone: rsw if it happens again

3:12 AM:      dodee: creed. if we ask REALLY nicely, will you take the script

away?

3:12 AM:      CreeD: bans aren't that dramatic unless it's a takeover.

3:12 AM:    UnCGone: i'll try harder :P

3:12 AM:      dodee: please?

3:12 AM:      dodee: or at least the colors

3:12 AM:        rsw: yes, please.

3:12 AM:        rsw: and all the stupid ass leet shit

3:12 AM:    Ellinas: he put hard work in to combining invision with excursion

3:12 AM:      CreeD: ok, lemme kill it

3:12 AM:      dodee: the fserve's fine, but the acros and shit are mad grating

3:12 AM:    Ellinas: noooooooooooo

3:12 AM:      dodee: danke

3:13 AM:    Ellinas: my life is now bland

3:13 AM:        rsw: dodee: thank you for speaking out, i was waiting for

someone to bring it up

3:13 AM:    Ellinas: everything is in black and white

3:13 AM:        rsw: my subtle jabs didn't work

3:13 AM:      CreeD: wtf

3:13 AM:      CreeD: that was a test.

3:13 AM:      dodee: THAT SOME KINDA SLAM, YOU FUCKER?

3:13 AM:    UnCGone: i've commented on it a few times

3:13 AM:    UnCGone: but apparently

3:13 AM:        rsw: unc: so have others

3:13 AM:    UnCGone: ahhh so i'm not alone

3:13 AM:        rsw: but, dodee + rsw = weight

3:14 AM:      CreeD: oh no!#!@

3:14 AM:      CreeD: CREED WAS JUST AN INSENSITIVE FUCK!

3:14 AM:    UnCGone: but of course

3:14 AM:    Ellinas: i think that's a compliment

3:14 AM:    UnCGone: you guys are all that really matters in the course of this

channel to him

3:14 AM:    UnCGone: from what i can see

3:14 AM:    UnCGone: and myke

3:14 AM:      CreeD: TOUCHY KNEEJERK BITCHY COMMENT

3:14 AM:      CreeD: lemme double check that

3:14 AM:        rsw: say oic

3:14 AM:      CreeD: well summah is cool.

3:15 AM:      CreeD: oic

3:15 AM:    UnCGone: i'm just talking about moderation type of shit

3:15 AM:        rsw: fab

3:15 AM:    UnCGone: not as in you don't like the other people

3:16 AM:    UnCGone: actually

3:16 AM:    UnCGone: nm

3:16 AM:    UnCGone: i'm clueless on that really

3:16 AM:      CreeD: shrug, moderation type stuff is pretty infrequent, I don't

really notice a pattern to it.

3:16 AM:    UnCGone: that's just me talking out of my ass

3:16 AM:      CreeD: it probably involves rich, dodee, and I a lot because we

three argue with each other more than anyone else

3:16 AM:      CreeD: ever

3:16 AM:    UnCGone: well

3:17 AM:    UnCGone: you all know each other better to right?

3:17 AM:    UnCGone: it makes sense

3:17 AM:      CreeD: sure, we've all met irl

3:17 AM:      dodee: I do NOT argue with you more than anyone else

3:18 AM:    UnCGone: well...maybe tragic is up there

3:18 AM:    UnCGone: tragic is up there on all game channels

3:18 AM:    UnCGone: hah

3:18 AM:      CreeD: -[ dodee ]- me?

3:18 AM:      CreeD: oops that's still on.

3:18 AM:      CreeD: brb.

3:18 AM:      dodee: nevermind! it was a joke

3:18 AM:        rsw: i got it

3:18 AM:      dodee: christ you people are thick sometimes

3:18 AM:      CreeD: ÇÇ dodee ÈÈ fuck you I don't argue with you frequently!

bitch.

3:18 AM:      dodee: there you go.

3:18 AM:      CreeD: GAH WTF

3:19 AM:      CreeD: I was slow on the upchuck.

3:19 AM:      dodee: the only person that I really dont wish was on the channel

was .be

3:19 AM:      dodee: it's deliberately a troll 24/7

3:19 AM:        rsw: ...just because we didn't respond to you doesn't mean WE

DIDN'T GET IT YOU FUCKING RIGHT WING YOUNG REPUBLICAN NAZI

3:19 AM:      dodee: if the alternative is liberal, sig heil.

3:19 AM:      CreeD: dodee: more with you than anyone, yeah

3:19 AM:      CreeD: yaay it was white.

3:19 AM:    UnCGone: but i've been opped and de-oped off of every game channel

on efnet i know i'm irritating

3:20 AM:    UnCGone: at times

3:20 AM:      CreeD: speaking of white

3:20 AM:      dodee: your little brother ruined it for you here.

3:20 AM:      CreeD: aww the disclaimer

3:20 AM:    UnCGone: well

3:20 AM:    UnCGone: well

3:20 AM:    UnCGone: argh

3:20 AM:    UnCGone: damn

3:20 AM:    UnCGone: yeah

3:21 AM:      dodee: can he come up with another 4 letter word?

3:21 AM:    UnCGone: but honestly i come here because the arguments here are a

riot

3:21 AM:      dodee: no!

3:21 AM:    UnCGone: good reading

3:21 AM:      dodee: he breaks the string

3:21 AM:    UnCGone: hah

3:21 AM:        rsw: unc: w/o the influx of irritating newbies and the tension

between some people here, you'd probably still be opped here, just as in the old

days (9 or so months ago) when i could hit /massop w/o worries

3:21 AM:      dodee: I dunno, I dont trust a few of these cats

3:22 AM:      CreeD: possibly, then again maybe... was it shadowdean? would have

found his way to irc anyway

3:22 AM:      dodee: no idea who dement is, or spacerain or a few others

3:22 AM:    UnCGone: rsw: that's cool, i'm used to being the oldhead who's man

not opped

3:22 AM:      dodee: aw, look the pity bid

3:22 AM:        rsw: dodee: did the "old days" and "9 months ago"?

3:22 AM:      dodee: you pathetic bastard

3:22 AM:        rsw: err

3:22 AM:        rsw: completely miss you?

3:22 AM:    UnCGone: just seems that noone bans me anymore

3:22 AM:        rsw: i removed the massop button ages ago

3:22 AM:    UnCGone: i guess i get the old head, sympathetic don't ban thing

goin

3:22 AM:      dodee: the old days aren't related to now...

3:23 AM:             CreeD starts chanting

3:23 AM:        rsw: no shit, which is what i was saying

3:23 AM:      dodee: FINE THEN

3:23 AM:      CreeD: fuck you they're the exact same.

3:23 AM:      CreeD: <[Ht]Fro> Here in canada we have a special program to deal

with the homeless...it's called winter

3:24 AM:      dodee: hah

3:24 AM:      CreeD: doh

3:24 AM:    UnCGone: reminds me of our program to deal with elderly here

3:24 AM:      dodee: so ANYWAY

3:24 AM:    UnCGone: summer

3:24 AM:      dodee: there's a chainsaw in gta: vice city

3:24 AM:    UnCGone: gawd there were so many heat strokes this year

3:24 AM:      CreeD: doh, bash.org's loaded with capcom

3:24 AM:    UnCGone: fuggin insane

3:24 AM:      dodee: just like scarface!

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3:26 AM:      dodee: well, I'll be a monkey's uncle, it's sunshine.

3:27 AM:      [jhk]: hi pasty

3:27 AM:      [jhk]: i was here earlier

3:27 AM:      dodee: oh hey now.

3:27 AM:      dodee: no need to go there

3:27 AM:      dodee: I was being nice.

3:27 AM:      dodee: mumblemumblemumblebitchmumblemumble

3:28 AM:    UnCGone: sigh

3:28 AM:    UnCGone: i gotta get out of florida

3:28 AM:    UnCGone: to damn humid

3:28 AM:        rsw: creed, can you tell that stupid cock who originally posted

the vf movie thread that he doesn't NEED three fucking avatars? two of which are

in his sig and take up dozens of lines of space

3:28 AM:      dodee: avatars should be outright banned

3:28 AM:      CreeD: rsw: sure

3:28 AM:  grashoppa: heh

3:29 AM:     shinra: i agree

3:29 AM:     shinra: avatars should be banned

3:29 AM:      [jhk]: i was in florida yesterday

3:29 AM:      CreeD: rsw: not be a devil's advocate (you're right it's dumb) but

doesn't your browser just cache 'em and then never has to load them again?

3:29 AM:      [jhk]: it was humid

3:29 AM:      [jhk]: and it was too damn hot

3:29 AM:      CreeD: or is it the visual more than the load time?

3:29 AM:    UnCGone: jhk: have pity on me i live here

3:29 AM:      [jhk]: hehe

3:30 AM:    UnCGone: i can't wait till i move to cali

3:30 AM:      dodee: I'm looking forward to fall

3:30 AM:    UnCGone: or nyc....doubt nyc will happen though

3:30 AM:      [jhk]: i was in maimi beach

3:30 AM:      [jhk]: miami

3:30 AM:    UnCGone: nice

3:30 AM:    UnCGone: much better there

3:30 AM:    UnCGone: than otown

3:30 AM:      [jhk]: otown?

3:30 AM:      [jhk]: orlando?

3:30 AM:        rsw: it's both, my cache isn't that big (10mb - could make it

bigger but don't want to), and that pic is fucking obnoxious to look at

3:30 AM:    UnCGone: they have an awesome massage spa in south beach

3:30 AM:    UnCGone: orlando yeah

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3:30 AM:      [jhk]: we were hanging out in south beach yesterday

3:31 AM:      [jhk]: it was way too hot

3:31 AM:    UnCGone: haha

3:31 AM:    UnCGone: lots of people?

3:31 AM:      [jhk]: yeah there were a lot of ppl

3:31 AM:    UnCGone: i'm imagining last days of summer there would be

3:31 AM:      [jhk]: but not as many ppl as there are at night

3:31 AM:    UnCGone: lots of sweet people in south beach

3:31 AM:    UnCGone: and i don't mean nice

3:31 AM:    UnCGone: :P

3:31 AM:      [jhk]: yeah, i know 

3:32 AM:      [jhk]: i was telling clo that if i was single i'd probably be

hanging out around lincoln a lot

3:32 AM:    UnCGone: i just remember when this old gay waiter told me he wanted

me to tackle him or something

3:32 AM:      dodee: bet that put his mind at ease.

3:33 AM:      dodee: haha unc

3:33 AM:  grashoppa: ewww

3:33 AM:      [jhk]: lol

3:33 AM:      [jhk]: clo told me that i shouldn't feel like he's holding me back

XD

3:33 AM:      [jhk]: i don't have the energy to go clubbing anymore.  

3:33 AM:    UnCGone: nasty stuff, like out of a nightmare, inspired me to write

my screenplay "gay stalker"

3:33 AM:    UnCGone: i'm going to shoot it like "From Hell" the jack the ripper

story

3:34 AM:    UnCGone: clubbing is cool

3:34 AM:    UnCGone: i just can't

3:34 AM:      dodee: some gay waiter hit on me in rochester. I feel your pain

3:34 AM:    UnCGone: do the rave ish thing

3:34 AM:      dodee: he wasn't quite so bold though

3:34 AM:    UnCGone: oh this old guy was bold

3:34 AM:      [jhk]: there's so many awesome bars in south beach tho

3:34 AM:    UnCGone: like he was trying to seduce me

3:34 AM:      dodee: he goes "I love tht jacket"

3:34 AM:      CreeD: all you had to do was show him your young republican card

d--d

3:34 AM:      dodee: then my friends all look at each other funny and tehre's an

awkward silence

3:35 AM:      [jhk]: that doesn't necessarily mean that he was hitting on you

3:35 AM:      dodee: then he goes "it's not like I'm a FAG or anything!"

3:35 AM:    UnCGone: i tried the big mean scary black man look, didn't work, i

think he thought his come ons were working

3:35 AM:      dodee: then stormed off

3:35 AM:      dodee: nah, he was gay.

3:35 AM:      CreeD: he woulda been like "fuck, busted"

3:35 AM:  grashoppa: lol

3:35 AM:      [jhk]: i think you wished he was gay

3:35 AM:      dodee: straight guys dont say "I LOVE that jacket" =)

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3:35 AM:    UnCGone: dod has a point

3:35 AM:      [jhk]: he can like the jacket, doesn't mean he has to like you

3:36 AM:    UnCGone: he LOVED it though

3:36 AM:    UnCGone: that is a gay thing

3:36 AM:      dodee: hey, just cause I get hit on by guys and you dont, dont

project on me.

3:36 AM:    UnCGone: ooo

3:36 AM:      dodee: yeah, I took it there. what?

3:36 AM:      [jhk]: it must be the way you dress

3:36 AM:    UnCGone: OOO

3:36 AM:      dodee: pff

3:36 AM:      dodee: that's all you got?

3:37 AM:    UnCGone: psst say it's his voice

3:37 AM:      dodee: you need 9 more of those before I even bother

3:37 AM:      dodee: and "dressing like a gay man" is a compliment, I think.

3:37 AM:      dodee: the general concensus is that gay guys dress way better

than straight ones

3:38 AM:      dodee: so in a backwards way, you complimented me. hah!

3:38 AM:      dodee: take THAT sistafrien'.

3:38 AM:      dodee: she's formulating a response. *jeopardy music*

3:39 AM:        rsw: did someone say HONKY?

3:40 AM:      CreeD: honky

3:40 AM:      CreeD: Ç@ rswÈ HONKY

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3:43 AM:    Ellinas: if you gotta say "i LOVE that jacket" you gotta first put

in the non-gayness disclaimer

3:45 AM:      dodee: I think your straightmale membership card is revoked for

saying "I LOVE that ____"

3:46 AM:      dodee: unless ________ is something like "blowjob" or "teddy"

3:46 AM:    Ellinas: not the words i would use

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3:46 AM:    Ellinas: but as long as you put ina disclaimer..

3:46 AM:    Ellinas: ala seinfeld

3:46 AM:      CreeD: what if you say it to dodee?

3:46 AM:      dodee: "i'm not gay but that's a nice jacket" is tolerable.

3:46 AM:    Ellinas: i think i get too much outside world info from seinfeld

3:46 AM:      CreeD: I LOVE(D) that blowjob, dodee.

3:46 AM:             CreeD holds his straight card aloft.

3:46 AM:      dodee: in fairness to the guy that got sht down, it was a pretty

nice jacket.

3:46 AM:      dodee: ahaha

3:46 AM:      dodee: I'm picturing the guy from kids in the hall doing that

3:47 AM:      dodee: (the gay one)

3:47 AM:    Ellinas: i guess it depends how u say it

3:47 AM:    Ellinas: i LOVE it, it's fabulous!

3:47 AM:    Ellinas: bam, gay

3:49 AM:      dodee: love's one of those "the direct object cant be associated

with a guy" things.

3:49 AM:    Ellinas: lol

3:49 AM:      dodee: it's ok to tell a chick that you love some sweater of hers

or something

3:49 AM:      dodee: but not a guy!

3:49 AM:      dodee: GAY

3:50 AM:      dodee: even if you're not trying to tag the chick who's sweater it

is

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3:50 AM:    Ellinas: i once told a friend i work out with that his body was

looking good...

3:50 AM:    Ellinas: i put a disclaimer

3:50 AM:    Ellinas: but it still was weird.

3:50 AM:    Ellinas: but i had to.

3:50 AM:      dodee: yeah. I hope you learned a valuable lesson there.

3:51 AM:    Ellinas: he did a photoshoot yesterday

3:51 AM:    Ellinas: i had to

3:51 AM:    Ellinas: and he gained like 40 pounds of muscle over a year

3:51 AM:      dodee: yeah, so anyway.

3:51 AM:    Ellinas: i'm not gaaaaaaaaay

3:51 AM:      dodee: didn't say you were *funny look*

3:52 AM:      dodee: the "oooooKAAYYYYYY face

3:52 AM:    Ellinas: thx for the clarification

3:53 AM:    Ellinas: connection is stable now, so i can quake with u guys

3:54 AM:      dodee: I bet you wanna quake with them *cough*

3:54 AM:    Ellinas: i knew i shouldnt have said that...

3:55 AM:      dodee: you cant set me up like that

3:55 AM:      dodee: I'll knock em outta the park every time

3:55 AM:        rsw: that was a pathetic bunt

3:55 AM:    Ellinas: it was kinda flimsy

3:56 AM:      CreeD: http://www.bash.org/?26369

3:56 AM:    Ellinas: lol

3:56 AM:        rsw: ahhah

3:57 AM:    Ellinas: i wonder how many ppl out of 1000 would fall for that