U Cats are sick

BAHAHAHAH! THANX FOR THE LAUGH FRED!

actually there's a video floating around out there that depicts what you're talking about. its quite disturbing...the man died of major internal bleeding and the combustion of his small intestine. WTF!!!

small price to pay for horse love

It caught on fire? "Whoa" - Keanu Reeves

bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Mother-fuckin' sanjuroAKIRA for the Mother-fuckin' WIN!

Ah, the legendary Mr. Hands.

The only reason he died is because he was too scared to go to the hospital and get treated.

And to give an example:

Good morning/evening,
A lot of Lei Fei's Stances and moves are Very Shaolin influenced.
From his fight ready Stance (could be lower) to his counter attacks. His moves are very powerful and that right there is Shaolin, not modern day Wushu.


website: http://umatc.net/shaolin.php
I study Traditional Shaolin Kung Fu, Under Sifu Karl Shnieder & Dasifu Shi De Shan (31st Generation Shaolin Monk).

Good Video with some Shaolin Monks, My Grandmaster Shi De Shan is also on this video (documentary):
http://www.hulu.com/watch/69774/global-voices-shaolin-ulysses-kungfu-monks-in-america

This kung fu style is Tibetan in origin. The legend of its beginnings is with an old man who would contemplate daily near a pond. One day he was observing a beautiful white crane, when out of the forest came a gorilla. He feared that the ape would destroy the bird, but was amazed by the bird's elusiveness and ability to peck vital parts of the gorilla's anatomy. He thereafter meditated daily upon the bird's actions. One day, two armed robbers attacked him, and without thinking, he defeated them both. When he meditated on his actions, he realized that he had mimicked the movements of the crane. He then set about to study and preserve this knowledge, which today is called the White Crane system.

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I like the story...

My problem with Lei Fei is only with Sega's story for him. Shao Lin monks do not work for the Emperor to eliminate dangerous martial arts. Shao Lin is the dangerous martial arts that Emperors seek to suppress/eliminate. Both in movies and in real history. Sega has it ass backwards.

Sure there are monks who fell from grace, but then they're no longer Shao Lin monks. Shao Lin is buddhism first, kung fu second. Kung fu, especially Shao Lin kung fu, is a way of existence. You can't be evil and still be a Shao Lin master who wears buddhist garb.

It's like saying "I'm going to make a game about the Lone Ranger, and he's still wear his famous white good guy clothes, but I'm going to make him EVIIIIL, durr hurr hurr I'm so innovative!"

I like Lei Fei's presence in the game, I just completely ignore his Sega story. Same with Lau, actually. If anyone should be evil it should be Lau, sporting the quintessential kung fu movie villain look.