masterpo

VF yesterday, today, and forever

I lose, not because I don't want to win, but because I don't need to win. My Dead Duck Broken Wing Kung Fu cannot be matched!

Dead Duck Broken Wing Kung Fu is not for everyone. Though it easy to learn, it is hard to master.

You will have to fight me 60 rounds before I show you any part of my Dead Duck Broken Wing Kung fu, and even then I will hold back

I saw the combo coming, I always do. I let it connect and just took the damage like a man. That's the art of dead duck broken wing Kung Fu

With my dead duck broken wing kung fu, I'm guaranteed to lose everytime. I am now accepting students.....

My Kung FU is constant as the Northern Star. My losses are Epic and my VF Philosophy is Without Equal. Kneel! You Knaves!

I have perfected my dead duck broken wing Kung Fu style, now my defeat is guaranteed!!!!!

My Kung Fu is only weaker than yours on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat and Sun, any other time My Kung Fu is > than yours

When you can postpone your loss to the last 3 seconds of any match against any opponent only then can you be my pupil

If you and your opponent ring yourself out for all 3 rounds at the same time is it a tie?

I have no idea how I won, sometimes !@#$ happens. Nextime I'll use less Kung Fu

I have no idea how I won, sometimes !@#$ happens. Next time

I was told that all ninjas including Kage Maru can be more easily seen with 3D glasses...

Anybody can lose, but not everyone knows how to successfully lose, true loss requires skill...

If your opponent actual hits you with Dragon Palm, stay down!

When you can snatch the pebble from my hand, it will be time for you to leave.

You cannot kick a ghost in the kidney, even if you could, it would be ineffective

A loss really doesn't count if your opponent fights tricky.....

I've been lucky so far, most demons don't know Shaolin Kung Fu....