For all you Kage fans out there...

for all you Kage fans out there who love ninjutsu or would like to have a better idea of what Kage does when he's not beating up on aborigines or rescuing his android mother this page is for you. btw,according to this page Cervantes from SC and Kage should be the worst of enemies. enjoy!
http://www.realultimatepower.net/
http://www.jefflindsay.com/Ninja.html

 

"Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet."


.....and that's where I stop reading.

 

ive seen this website before and its badass,
cos ninjas flip out blaytant

 

f.y.i. the site is a humor site; absolute and total parody. don't take it so seriously. /versus/images/graemlins/confused.gif

 

"f.y.i" I know it's a "humor site" but that doesn't make it any less shite. Do you even know what a parody is?

 

i knew this day would come. i'll be nice about this.
1) yes Elite i do happen to know what parody is. i never indicated that i did not.
2) i will not let you bait me into one of your juvenile flame wars that you seem so fond of. so after this post i will no longer reply to you.
3) lighten up. if you don't enjoy it, fine. i don't care. don't post about and keep it to yourself.
4) your avatar really fits you.

so you're free to make whatever derogatory remarks about me or my posts from now on. i've said what i had to say.

 

As for you not replying, good.

If I had wanted to start a flame war then I'd have come up with something a little more offensive don't you think?

The site isn't funny (in my opinion) and I have the right to state that don't I? So....end of discussion on my part......until you offend me by assuming that since I don't fight it funny I MUST not understand that it's supposed to be a joke.

Anyway, enough of this gayness.

 

Well I thought it was funny =)

 

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Elite said:
The site isn't funny

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Your credibility has dropped to zero.

 

heheh =)

 

Dandy, Tall Guy, i thank you greatly. i actually found some other stuff i'm going to post later that i hope you enjoy. may you both be blessed with <font color="red"> REAL Ultimate Power</font>!!!!!!!

 

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Elite said:

"Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet."


.....and that's where I stop reading.

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Elite said:

The site isn't funny (in my opinion) and I have the right to state that don't I? So....end of discussion on my part......

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If you didn't finish reading the site, then you don't have the right to state an opinion. Get a grip.

I've found this site long long time ago. It's really funny. Rather stupid, but funny.

 

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I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

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The site isn't bad at all, kind of weird but definetly funny...

 

Real Ultimate Power is hilarious!! XD

The internet wouldnt be the same without that kid! /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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There is this super rich stupid idiot who lives in a humongous house. At his house, this guy has babes lying all over the place. The next scene is hot. The guy takes this super hot babe back to his room to make-out. The audience will think that the hot babe is a normal babe, but, yeah right, she's a ninja. The ninja woman smashes the guy's head like a melon. Then all these dogs come out of nowhere and the ninja woman has to beat the dogs' asses. First she kicks this one dog right in the nuts. The dog screams and jumps out the window. Then she jumps in the air and kicks two dogs in the nuts at once! Both dogs evaporate. Every time the ninja woman kicks nuts, a guitar squeals hard. Then the ninja woman has to battle the boss dog. The boss dog is huge. Before the boss dog can attack, she uppercuts the boss dog's nuts so hard that the boss explodes. Then the guitar squeals REALLY hard and explodes.

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ROFL

 

Whoa !!! /versus/images/graemlins/ooo.gif I thought that the boss dog would atleast get a hit in but damn Ninja woman really means business. LOL

 

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Seijuro_Hiko said:
If you didn't finish reading the site, then you don't have the right to state an opinion. Get a grip.

I've found this site long long time ago. It's really funny. Rather stupid, but funny.

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So you're saying that someone's not allowed to say that they dont like something unless they've fully read it, even when the part they read totally disgusted them?

 

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Painty_J said:
So you're saying that someone's not allowed to say that they dont like something unless they've fully read it, even when the part they read totally disgusted them?

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yes!

 

Good, just making sure then. Wouldn't want to be defending someone when there's no need to /versus/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

After soiling my eyes with the rest of the site I can firmly state that yes, it is a big pile of wank. (Oh and the rest of the site is just a continuation of the same joke used in the first few lines. I already knew that before I read it though since I'm so great)

I'll go and cry about losing all my credibility now.....

 

Genius! /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif