HOW TO BEAT EVERYONE ON LIVE

Hay guys, I'm readin alot of posts wiith help to beat lame tactics and stupid noob Lag Fei on live. II have discovered the secret to winning against these super lame cheese BS. I'm going to share wiith you now.

I discovered this method cause I keep on losing my ranking matches to these super lame tactics, and I got so mad I threw my 360 against the wall and broke it. I sent it in for a new one though.

Anyways, I always lose to people /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/d.gif /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/p.gif ing me, they just won't STOP! So finally figured out how to beat them. This is what I do, when the round start, I just back away from them, and then Lag Fei will start his lame shit so I just block until I have an opening, then BAM, I start /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/d.gif /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/p.gif him OVER AND OVER, until he starts blocking, then i BAM /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/p.gif+/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/g.gif that loser. This works for people doing /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/d.gif/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/p.gif BS too, just block one, then BAM, LP those losers back over and over. Then either throw, do just a mid attack if they are blocking low.

I tell you, my win % went up like 50.8392% after I found this uber strategy.

Can one of the mods move this post to Dojo please? I think i put it in the wrong forum and I think this can help some people so they don't have to pull the plug when they are losing Ranking matches to these lamers online.

 

I'm telling you this much Srider, the guys you beat with it were scrubs. Anyone with any skill will mow you right over. You're essentially saying to beat the guys that use crouch punch, you crouch punch them. Nah, I'd rather not.

 

i think you might've missed the comedy.

 

Probably. I am getting a wee bit tired.

 

Man, what's wrong with doing the same things back to them!? If it works, then USE IT! You would only rather not do it if it doesn't work, but it obviously works, no!!!?????

 

I'll tell you why. It's not my style to just give it back to them. If I'm still missing a joke, or if it is yours, go ahead and ignore me.

My style is I take what they give me, and I jam a superior strategy up their craw. To such a degree that they start crying inside and get emotionally devastated to the point where they question their very choice of picking the game off the shelf.

 

Damn, you are good, I'm not that good yet.

I can never get Akira's Shabakii Knee to come out, I'm tapping /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/p.gif as fast as i can, but it doesn't work.

 

LOL

 

Due to your lack of style, I would have to pull my connection if I were facing you.

 

Bravo, Srider lolololololololol.. im lmao

 

way to lure the noobs srider...

way to lure the noobs...

/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

 

Ok, now that I got some sleep in me, I realize I also became a butt of jokes. Well Nyah to you all. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

 

sarcasm overload

I dicovered another tactic - if they fall to the ground press /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/u.gif /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/p.gif to hit them. Sometimes it even works twice /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crazy.gif

I say /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/u.gif or /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/d.gif and /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/p.gif is broken, they should get banned, what's up with that?!

 

Re: sarcasm overload

LOL great post Srider! did you really throw your xbox and break it?!

 

How do I unlock Akuma in teh online modez plz help!!!!!

 

You know, I just can't laugh at this sort of humor. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/tired.gif

 

Maybe cause I wasn't trying to be funny.

 

Text based sarcasm can be really difficult to deal with at times.

 

While I can understand people seeing this thread as comedy or sarcasm, what I'm trying to get at is entirely devoid of humor.

In fact, it's pretty sad that it hasn't been done with the amount of people complaining already.

 

OMG OMG OMG AKUMA'S IN THIS GAME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Does he demon rage Dural in the boss match if you get perfects up to her?