Intros/Win Quotes Wish List

Hello.
I would like to talk about what kind of intros and/or win quotes you would like any of the VF characters to have in the future.
Here are a few that I think would kick ass!

Brad:
intros - "Get ready to eat some knees and elbows."
- "I'm here to bring the noise and the pain!"
- "Don't let my good looks fool ya. I'm taking you down."

win poses - "Maybe fighting just isn't your thing."
- "Time to disco!" *does a disco dance*
- "You're lucky to be alive. Muay Thai is deadly."
And and adjustment to one that he has now:
- "What can I say baby? I'm on the tippy top!"

Lau:
intro - "I got punches by the bunches!"
win pose - "Wipe your blood off my shoes while you're down there."

Goh:
intros -"Prepare for torture."
"Are you ready to suffer."
"I'll make you wish you were never born."

win poses - "You're not worthy to feed to the dogs."
"It was fun breaking your bones!"
"I will cripple you for life!" *breaks kneecaps*
(that last one could be an intro too but as a win pose he could actually do a knee bar and break his opponent's legs)

Jeffry: (in that classic Jeffry voice)
intro - "WHAT! WHAT! IN YOUR BUTT!"
- "JEFFREEEEEEEEEEE!"
(Marduk from Tekken already took one that woulda been perfect for Jeffry: "I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE!")
win poses - "AND THIS TIME, STAY DOWN!!!"
- "GET LOST, PUNK!"
- "BATTLE ME AND GET RAPED!" /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif (this could be an intro or a win pose, lol)

What do you guys think? Got any quotes that you wished any one of the VF characters would say?

 

Sarah:

intro - "Cmon baby, show me what you got."
"Time to die!"

win pose - "What a nuisance"
"It was nothing... Goodbye."

hahahah

 

Hahaha, Nina, what's funny is that it would sound sooo good coming from Sarah /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

 

This one's for Tony:

Kage:

"Why aren't ya kickin' ass?"

 

I think it'd sound better from Sarah, honestly. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

 

Lion:
intros - "I'm twice as gay as I used to be"
win q's - "Have you ever been beaten by someone as annoying!?"

Wolf:
intros - "You can still run away..." :flexes muscles:
"I would howl, but I don't want you down... yet"
"Throwing away another garbage, what a pain...Hmpf"

win quotes - "You should've ran away when you had the chance"
"Don't worry, it's over already"
"Hey, it's not bad, you lost to the best!"

Vanessa:
intros - "Tap out, NOOOOOOOOOW"
"I will now perform an act by which I intend to inflict a terrible pain upon You, probably fracturing your skull and breaking your arms and legs in the process. Please, be careful." (Wanted her to sound intelligent /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif )
"An arm and a leg, that's what this fight gonna cost ya!"
"I like it when they resist"

win quotes - "Good for You I'm not allowed to use weapons."
"Come back when you've learned how to actually fight"
"Time to sleep now" unches face, screen turns black:

 

Hmmmmm. I want shun to speak english for his win taunts, but here is why:
The more drinks you have, the more he should slurr his speach to the point @ 30+ drinks you don't know what the F*** he just said.

and lmao at grievers new lion taunt

 

OK some of those are serious, some are risqué and some are just stupid internet memes /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif

* Akira
Intro: **Akira Special 4** Practice makes parfect.
Winquote: Futae no Kiwami, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (lol internet meme, sorry)

* Jacky
Inro: I'll take you for a spin **does some circular kick** (he needs some puns about him being an indy driver)
Winquote: Gameover, YEAAAH! (lol sorry it just had to be done)

* Jeffry
Intro: Aspergers... SYNDROME! (as politically incorrect as it gets, sorry)
Winquote: **holds opponent in the air by throat** Got any twos?

* Kage
Intro: Spoon? Tonga!
Winquote: **does sonic's spinup & bounces skywards off the ring**

* Lion
Intro: Are you still mad about last time? Don't be such a child /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smirk.gif
Winquote: Oyaji! *cries* (totally stolen /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif )

* Sarah
Intro: I'll bang you like a drum /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif
Winquote: **stands over prone opponent** Are you as skilled lying on your back? (lol ok that might be too much)

* Shun
Intro: Hic! I can take on both of you! **points past the camera**
Winquote: Spare some change?

* Vanessa
Intro: Drop down and give me twenty.
Winquote: You have to watch my hands to win.

 

Aoi:
intro- "Elegance in fighting is the key."
win quote- "Ah, what an enjoyable fight."

Pai:
intro- "My speed will beat your power!"
win quote- "I'm one step closer to defeating my father."

Akira:
intro- "Show me your skill!"
win quote- "I must forward on my quest."

Jeffrey:
intro- "Time to go fishing!"
win quote- "You're weaker than the last fish I caught!"

Eileen:
intro- "Look at me! I'm a monkey!"
win quote- "Would you like a banana?"