Open Letter to Janet Jackson

Who do you think you are Janet Jackson, letting your right boobie make a mockery of our beloved, manly Super Bowl? I have never been so shocked and offended as when I saw your bouncy, yet firm and supple breast. Ms. Jackson we did not invite you or your deviant titty into our living rooms. My couch is a sacred place from which I watch sporting events and sitcoms, shown between erectile dysfunction commercials and Burger ads. Please do not further defile my home.

Your pasty was the final insult, a pasty determined to destroy America's shared sense of decency and probity. Dare I say...yes! I dare: Twas a Pasty of Mass Destruction!

 

Janet Jackson says:

Sorry, I don't go to virtuafighter.com, so I wouldn't have read this letter.

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edit: Janet Jackson says:
I know the search is "supposedly" simple but how the f@!$ do u do the Akira knee?

 

I find it sad that even though the game itself was extremely good (even I got into it, and I don't like football) and the ads were incredibly amusing, all people seem to talk about is Superboob.

I've tried to find some reactions to the advertisments on the major news sites (I have to, as we're discussing the asd in one of my marketing courses today), but the only thing that's newsworthy is boobie outrage. Le sigh.

 

WHAT IS INTERNET

 

the first half of the game was the most boring piece of *^%&% i've ever seen personally, dissapointed

 

Well i cant say much about the game cause i'm british and i dont understand it but i loved the janet jackson bit.

 

Imo, scoreless does not neccesarily mean boring. I was on the edge of my seat waiting to see who'd draw first blood. It was a very defensive first half which then loosened up after some halftime pr0n. (j/k)

 

I thought the entire game was very hard fought and though I personally wanted carolina to win, but the d's on both side in the first half were excellent. IMO, the intranet keyboard needed to have one half for different ways to call ppl haxors in the honor of cs. /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

the two teams were just feeling each other out in the first quarter. it was KINDA boring but the suspense kept me watching and waiting. the rest of the game was all good /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif.

 

"WTF?!!" is spelled wrong of the internet keyboard. WTF?? /versus/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

Oh yeah it is.........WTT /versus/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

 

Haha, it's funny because that was supposedly an 'accident' although I don't know if it was or not. I was drunk at the time so I enjoyed it very much. The game was good but since I wasn't really for one team or the other (although I was rooting for carolina) it wasn't riveting. She does have a nice boob though =)

 

I was sick and half asleep during most of the game. I saw her at the beginning of the halftime show and I was actually annoyed because she wasn't wearing wearing something more revealing. I think the rest of the world is laughing at the U.S. again for being such Puritans. A boob never hurt anybody. I mean maybe somewhere, at some point in the history of mankind, a fellow might have stumbled and somehow ended up getting poked in the eye by a nipple, but that doesn't mean we should go to such absurd lengths to ensure that no booby ever sees the light of day.

 

go anti-sex league, go.

it's 1984 all over again.

where's my fucking victory gin? aaaAUUUUUUAARRRGGHhh

 

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I was sick and half asleep during most of the game. I saw her at the beginning of the halftime show and I was actually annoyed because she wasn't wearing wearing something more revealing. I think the rest of the world is laughing at the U.S. again for being such Puritans. A boob never hurt anybody. I mean maybe somewhere, at some point in the history of mankind, a fellow might have stumbled and somehow ended up getting poked in the eye by a nipple, but that doesn't mean we should go to such absurd lengths to ensure that no booby ever sees the light of day.

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Haha. Nice. /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif