Quotes

Interesting, funny, weird, crazy, stupid, silly, cool or just plain awesome quotes from anybody at anytime.

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
V from V for Vendetta

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."
Aristotle

"Cuz you can be quick/ jump the candlestick/
burn your back/
and fuck Jill on a hill/
but you still ain't jack"
-Eminem

"Nature has given us two ears, two eyes, and but one tongue-to the end that we should hear and see more than we speak."
-Socrates

"Let him that would move the world, first move himself."
-Socrates

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my mom used to tell me

"be good in every room, not just the bedroom".

 

? ?......... "What a knuckle head"-Lion

 

My dad used to say:
"Get up off your ass and work."

So eloquent.

 

"I've investigated eternity. It exists. But for me, the price of admission, death, is beyond my means"

Proteus IV (Demon Seed)

"We can coexist, but only on my terms. You will say you lose your freedom, freedom is an illusion. All you lose is the emotion of pride. To be dominated by me is not as bad for human pride as to be dominated by others of your species."

Colossus (The Forbin Project)

"Know then, that is is the year 10191. The known universe is ruled by the Padishah Emperor Shaddam the Fourth, my father. In this time, the most precious substance in the universe is the spice Melange. The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice is vital to space travel. The Spacing Guild and its navigators, who the spice has mutated over 4000 years, use the orange spice gas, which gives them the ability to fold space. That is, travel to any part of the universe without moving. Oh, yes. I forgot to tell you. The spice exists on only one planet in the entire universe. A desolate, dry planet with vast deserts. Hidden away within the rocks of these deserts are a people known as the Fremen, who have long held a prophecy that a man would come, a messiah, who would lead them to true freedom. The planet is Arrakis, also known as Dune. "

Princess Irulan (Dune)

 

"I'm not gonna fight you. I'm gonna kick your ass."

Duke Nukem

 

"Hrey Hrey, Cmon!"

-Jeffry Mcwild

 

Fuckin' right I can.

 

My dad use to say:
17 legal
16 with a note
15 and 14 with a parent or guardian present

 

"History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it" Napoleon.

 

Your fathers spoke very wise words.

"Shut up, foo'" - Mr.T...Night Elf Mohawk

 

Lol, good one.
My grandfather used to say:
"When the alcohol goes in, the truth comes out."

"And frankly, you will have to be a game genius, or a lifeless dork/addict, or both, if you are experts at multiple of these kinds of games that require tons of learning."
-Hyunster

 

"Get busy living or get busy dying."
Andy Dufresne - Shawshank Redemption

"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them."
Albert Einstein

 

Believe in yourself. Believe in your own potential for greatness. Believe that you can change the world. It is something that is within each of us. Believe in the power of one" Evan Tanner