Signs that you're a VF addict!

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Signs that you're a VF addict.

10. You rather play VF than spend time with your Girlfriend or Boyfriend. /versus/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

9. You spend so much time on VFDC, they make you a moderator. /versus/images/graemlins/mad.gif

8. When Kyasao comes to the U.S. you proposed to him with a VF ring. /versus/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

7. You sleep with your Evo Stick. /versus/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

6. As a Pad Player your greatest achievements in life was Spoding Kyasao's Jeffrey. /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif

5. You fly all the bloody way to Korean for VF. /versus/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

4. You can perform D4TEG on a Pad. /versus/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

3. Naming your future child after a VF character. /versus/images/graemlins/wink.gif

2. Getting Catch22 to build you a custom stick that cost $100 to $250. /versus/images/graemlins/cool.gif

1. Still working at getting AOL Time Warner and Fuji TV to coordinate on making a 24/7 Virtua Fighter Channel on standard cable. /versus/images/graemlins/frown.gif

 

once jerky and i were driving home, we saw this car smashed up up side down into a poll badly. we were like " that dude got gaint swinged into a wall yo. KO!!!!"
Ok it might not be funny now, but it was funny as hell at the time. =)

 

Signs that you're a VF addict:
Hmm...starting a thread on a VF website called Signs you're a VF addict has got to be on that list somewhere...
Realization of the problem is the first step to recovery, my friends.

 

Who'd want to recover? This s way better than any drug.

 

So I was flipping through movie channels and stumbled across the final fight scene in Tomb Raider. Lara's final blow involves making the villain fall over in a manner very similar to a head collapse. At that point, a voice in my head screamed, "Float him! Float him, you bitch!" I then knew I was addicted to VF4 - or schizophrenic.

 

IMHO, there's a thin line between "Addict" and "Freak"...
VF over girlfriend? I suppose you've never had a freebie..

Sex owns Games, no matter how much you love them. Sleeping with the arcade stick? That's soooo gay...I rather sleep with my girlfriend, at least she has boobies I can squeeze... Besides that, she made me use the arcade stick more. We use versus mode and she plays with the dual shock while I float her and perform a wall-combo.. I won't go into details you perverts!..

 

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Sesshoumaru_Sama said:

at least she has boobies I can squeeze...

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hahah...girls usually have those, man.

 

What are these "girls" you speak of?

anyway, signs you're a VF addict...

You're sitting watching a film on TV (Quiz Show on Film Four) and you practice commands with your hands on your leg whilst watching.

 

Apparently, "girls" are these entities, employed to propogate the species.

Speaking of which, during that final scene in Kill Bill vol1, the first thought that came to my mind was:

"Aoi with Japanese ponytail item and white kimono, fighting Sarah who didn't do her laundry, and hence wearing her brother's outfit."

 

Here's one:
When you're going to be mugged, you put your fingers in the controller position and attempt to SPoD the mugger.

 

Have any of you heard my kage ringtone? /versus/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

 

You play vf from 10 pm till 2 am in the morning /versus/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

Your RA at college knocks on your room at 4:00 am to tell you to keep the racket down after hearing you and your brother scream profanity at eachother due to the results of a VF3 match.

 

...4 days straight of VF at NYG3 and you wanted to go 4 more

...you play Akira with a pad!!! /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif (well used to..but I still can)

 

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Akira_Zero said:

...you play Akira with a pad!!!

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That´s sign of VF addict? I guess I´m too, then.
I play VF 5-8 hours a day....

 

You own more than 3 joysticks :x

 

last thing at night i go through the moves of Akira.
and actually have bouts in my head.
whilst falling asleep ive had dreams of bouts.
got a great big binder of recharredSigh faq for Akira which i thumb through countless times.
VFDC.com is the 3rd site that i goes to when im on the web.

 

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Jackeh said:

You're sitting watching a film on TV (Quiz Show on Film Four) and you practice commands with your hands on your leg whilst watching.

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HAHAHAHHA oh man that's so true, i find myself doin that all the time, and after two minutes i'm like: bahh screw tv, vf time...

 

another one: you talk to your friends, who dont play VF, about all the great aspects of VF. and while they're going: "uhh..." you keep talking even though you know that they think you're a weirdo.

 

thats me.
there a guy in work i regular convey my VF4 evo sessions with.
i think the reason why is because he got VF4.
but he looks completely baffled at me sometimes when i am explaining tegs and ecds.
then he thinks he grasped it and comes up with something totally different.
but i justs nods and agrees.
Tonight whilst watching tv i started explain int frames to the missus. and i thought i better shut up cause she started to look worried.

and thanks for the practice method of the hands on leg never tried that.