The Spammer's Delight

In anticipation and celebration of the up coming release of VF5FS
for consoles with new online features, and the many posts that will flame the inevitable.


Spammer's Delight

I've just discovered a new move sequence
for which nobody seems to have a defense
I'm going to pull them over and over again
as long as I can until you can defend
I don't care if you call me a fool
To me this sequence of moves look so cool
So What if I'm little repetitive
These are the only moves that make me competitive.

I spend most of my time customizing my character
its part of the spam to make you stare at her
It doesn't matter which fighter you choose
I've worked out a repetition that will make you loose
Yeah most of the spectators will call it cheap
but its my win/loss ratio that I need to keep

Why it is always when you can't block
you wanna type spammer in the Chat Box
First thing you say, is spammer don't brag
You could only pull that !@#$ off because of the netcode lag
If we were offline I would slaughter you
because those BS moves you just couldn't do

But all that headset flamming doesn't matter you see
I'll pull the same sequence over and over until you can stop me
Go ahead kick me out of the room
But some other player just like me will come singing my tune.
low, low, up, then low again
is one of my sequences that you can't defend
lag low, lag high, then I'll make you fly
with my nasty lookin combo, that you'll eventually try

Cause deep down inside you're a spammer too
you just don't have the balls to do what I do
Thats my statement, I'm not gone retract it
One man's spam is another man's tactic
You try to claim that's not how the fight goes
thats not the way, to play with the pros
But there is no one correct way to win at the game
All that matters is another win next to my name

After all, if my moves were not fair
The game would of never ever put them there
So in the end, just deal with it Bitch
Its up to you to make a switch
Cause I'm going keep on doin like do
as long as you allow me to.

So here it is slam,slam, cram,cram, here comes another spam
Cheap, nasty looking moves, with probably no glam
But as long as I win I don't give a damn
that my boys and girls is the purpose of spam
Remember this no moves are wrong, no moves are right,
Its all good in the "Spammers Delight"

Words and Music by None Other than

Master Po

 

Where's the "hip hip hop and ya don't stop" at??? j/k

 

"P-K-G and ya don't stop!"

 

Next Verse:

A hip hip hop I won't stop
I'll do the same move over and over again until you drop
Some of your boys say "it looks so cheezy"
But I'll keep goin until you freeze me
Remember this, while you think, stutter, and stammer
your life bar goes down at the hands of a spammer

And as you climb out of my trick bag
please don't claim that you were a victim of lag
You just got hit in my favorite game of tag
Now excuse while I get back to the zig zag
Consider this, its all fair in fight
That's what makes it the "Spammer's Delight"


Yeaaaaaaah Boyeeeeee

 

That deserves this:

 

Next Verse:


They holla P-K-G come on noob play by the rules
Walk ten paces then turn this is a formal duel
But I'm gonna dish out my spam before its safe to block
yup, I found a way around the frames and a scheme to beat the clock
Its a simple string of moves I use over and over
They bring me more luck than a four leaf clover
Every time you see me its the same old song
But I'm gonna keep doin that move til you prove me wrong
I found a little crack in your game where your defense aint tight
I'm gonna hit it again and again that's the "Spammer's Delight"


Spammers all over the world Unite!!!!!

 

You got some fly rhymin skills Po. That stuff was dope.