Typical excuses for losing the match

What are the typical exuces for losing a match?

Few typical for me:

• That lag.
• Online is online.
• Onlinelity.
• I do not even care anymore. Who cares? I do not.
• I didn't press THIS move.
• WHAT?

Few typical for our local Tekken comunity who have the best excuses of them all :

• I swear you mash that win.
• I swear I blocked it.
• My phone just start ringing, I got distracted.
• The sound is delayed and I am used to react on sounds.
• You beat me only because you are so bad and I am used to play players that are actually good.
• You won more but I won the last game so I am clearly better.
• Maybe you beat me 10-6 but last week I beat Tony 10-2 and when you play him last year he beat you 10-3 so I am clearly better then you.
• SHUT UP BACK THERE! We are trying to play here and WE can not concentrate because of you!

And finnaly, some typical excuses for all players out there:


Please share our own (or your community) most perfect excuses for loosing

 

1.damn fucking lag
2.WHAT???

Hahaha

 

Lag mostly and bad decisions you make when you know you had a person if you just punish with a guaranteed move you can do but decide to be lazy and do nothing (Especially it is obvious what they are doing from a mile away)

 

Everyone's excuse: "Online is online" if they are playing online and get bopped.

If offline: "I wasn't even using my main"!, " One of my buttons were messed up "!, And if they're really desperate, " The monitor was lagging"!

 

Hahaah true. Last time I played offline in mkx they had problems with their buttons, in usf4 excuse about monitor lag. That's how it is. To be honest I never said anything offline..and I wouldnt say anything but bad for me I guess... Next time when i lose I should excuse myself just like they do hahaha

 

On official czech MKX tourney I complained about monitor lag after my 1st matches and everyone loled on me. Then they play and - what a surprise - complained as well because that Sony shit had like 120 ms response time

But to be honest, some monitors arr weird. I still remember in Cannes, Marly had 'lagless monitor' where I was unable to punish -15 with throw without eating abare. Worked perfectly for him on other hand, so true WTF.

I mean, sometimes the monitors works bad for someone honestly but it quickly became funny if they lag only sometimes

 

I blame the lag between my brain and my fingers.

 

The sound problem is actually true for DOA, as certain moves have distinct sounds to signify a move that looks similar to another. Since you are stuck in stagger and at times have no choice but to hold (Sabaki). So, if you are use to playing the game in ENG language, you may have trouble with this if it is on JP.Thus the eng will try to make similar sounding grunts to that of the original JP voices. There's also alot of moves that look like a certain attack area, but are totally different.

 

"The Mic is Lagging the game"

https://youtu.be/WlXO1Zf6vls?t=3m7s

 

had someone try to tell me that a CRT was lagging for him.

 

it is funny you mentioned the mics lagging the game because on PSN the last time i played there had a lag issue if you had too many mics running in a room on top of the riduculous lag PSN had too. rooms would go down and matches would DC faster than normal if there were too many mics running in that room.

 

shinobifist was saying the mic was lagging. Listen to the voice.

 

@MarlyJay I was not refering to tournament monitor nor matches at all man. As far as I remember, monitors on tourney where pretty OK.
I was talking about monitors where friendlies on Sunday where played. There was one - I lived under impression it was brought by you - which severeal people including me found completely terrible and unplayable while most other where ok with it. It was supposed to be 'completely lagless' what may be the root cause of such differences in opinion.

BTW Marly I found your memory really impressive. You remember our 3 years old matches in more details that how much I can recall about my games from yesterday

 

Oh I am really sorry man you where pissed of due of our match

Anyway I agree monitors are - or can be - pretty individual when it comes to lag perception. As long as person is consistent with his issues I believe in him.Funny it become when he complain about same setup being laggy only on certain occasions

 

I try to avoid playing online mostly, but my excuses usually alternate between "I suck." Or "WHAT THE WHAT!?" When I've never seen something before. I get pretty salty, but I try to avoid excuses, at the end of the day, all of my losses are a result of a mistake I was making.

 

The skimpy costumes distracted me.

 

i usually find myself saying "That makes no sense" when stuff that actually shouldn't be happening does. Just typical online stuff... like someone successfully evading at -15 or something. It gets pretty annoying, but you just got to accept that online isnt a perfect world.
and yeah, i blame online a lot, cause it sucks

 

Was playing Cmoney once and I cleanly blocked his sweep did one frame knee to punish... not only was he able to evade but he 46P me -_-....