Vanessa's teeth (Not suitable for kids :P)

if vanessa has time id like to spend a few minutes humping her.
yea i said it. n i dont care

 

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LOL Get in line buddy. But she needs to do something about those teeth.

 

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What do you mean with teeth? Never seen her teeth.

 

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Look at Vanessa's teeth.

 

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1.How should I get a look at her computer animated tongue-protectors?
2.Why should I take a look at them. Just tell me what do you mean.

 

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!. Look at her intros where she talks.
2. I was trying to imply that she has messed up teeth. She has a gap in her front teeth and they kinda stick out.

 

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Oh no you di'int! You did not just talk bad about Sebo's boo.
Wait until he reads this, ooooh, you in trouble.

 

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WHAT!?!?

Are You sayin' there is something wrong with MY DEAR VANESSA's teeth!? Are you fuckin' retarded? What!? You trying to start a flame? Want to get me banned!? Well... you won't succeed.
However my army of cockroaches has already tracked you and if You EVER talk bad about Van in ANY way... they are gonna eat your genitalia while you are asleep! Mark my words! The cockroaches are unblockable, hit mid, are double-full-circular, 'cause all sorts of stuns even if they whiff and launch in the air so high, that your balls get to your brain and you die...

Be nice to her... or I'll call you a racist /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif

 

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That is fine but my personal Marvel vs Capcom 2 team of Mega Man and Roll can handle any pest or pestilence thrown at me while I sleep or any time. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

 

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lmao im gonna kill the cunt that made this into a thread
AND THEN named it this...

 

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LOL! That would be Plague.

Great title Plague! /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif

 

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I was thinking Gmonroy was crazy, then I digged a bit and I saw this...



If you look closely you'll see the real Vanessa - a chipmunk!
Sorry if I'm offending the Vanessa humpers but I'm just telling the truth!

 

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It's not very clear on this pic /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif

 

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It's not very clear but as I said, you have to look closer...

 

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Overpowered teeth?

 

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Well, I'm offended, but I'm sure she doesn't mind the attention: she's a grown woman now anyway. To be honest, I doubt she'd have interest in VFers though.

But back to me being offended: please don't speak of her as a sex object. It really makes me see some really disturbing images.

"Disturbing?" you may ask; the answer being: yes. But I feel the need to explain, but I need to give some context.

My real name is Carl "Hammer" Lewis, 58 year old veteran of World War 1 and Vanessa is my daughter. I'm not a fan of even the idea incest, so this talk needs to be toned down... please.

And please, don't make fun of Nessa's teeth. She's received hell from it all her childhood. I hope she doesn't mind that I'll post an scanned image of her elementary school I.D. (I do miss the open houses at Meadowbrooke [Go Fightin' Dead Dough Boys!"] and all the young teachers, ahem):



Her teeth are fine.

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I wish I still had her year book; there were quite a number of funny comments. Like one classmate named "Cod" or something wrote "U R UNFAIR" or something to that effect.

 

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L...O...L!!!
Oh, I'm sorry if that was out loud, Mr. Sebo. You shouldn't have uncovered the past.

 

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the moment you post my love letter is the moment i will have you BANNED >:O

 

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I'll just have to dig it up then...

just give me a while.