VURTUA-BANNED (this is a joke)

This is inspired by TSA's GANNON-BANNED rules except this time, it's based on the Virtua Fighter games. Remember, this is only a joke so please don't take it seriously.

Here are the things you should not do:

1. Spelling "Virtua" incorrectly as "Vurtua."*

2. Mispelling the names of characters from Virtua Fighter.

3. Saying that the character Brad is gay or bi.

4. Calling characters by the wrong name.

Remember, if you break any of these rules, you will be VURTUA-BANNED!

 

*sigh*

you're not around from here are ya?

 

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5. If you make a shitty thread.

 

VFDC is a tough room for stand-up.

Welcome, though. This is a cool place and you've picked a good game to play.

 

6. Asking for Akiras knee (look below his waist)
7. Claiming Goh is the perfect Akira counter cause you win over your retarded friend when he plays him.
8. Doing a comparision with one character and the other, only using Kage for reference.
9. Bragging that all your characters are champion ranked (listing them) and you did it in a week (w00t)!
10. Ending every post with that you want Taka back, trying to bring around a discussion of "Why not?"
11. Asking "What doI gett when I have al emblems??"
12. Asking why VF only has flat stages, it didn't have in VF3 so why why why?
13. In crumbled english-russian/slovakian/whatever trying to express how you are happy you have VF now (bought it yesterday) and that you liked it since [insert memory here].
14. Using to many of VFDC's smileys in one post.
15. Making some sort of wannabe-bonding post where you say Sarah's a slut and Lion's ghey (EhehEHEH!)
16. Asking for a tierlist so you know which character you will study hard so you will win the next big Evo tourney held (cause you take your fightinggames seriously!).
17. Asking if there are "Any =real= martial artists here?" in the general forum.
18. Asking when FT is coming to console, saying you used to play the game and just popped by to ask that.
19. Asking when VF5 is coming to console, saying you used to play the game and just popped by to ask that.
20. Saying that people are denying the truth about VF~~ and then getting pwned in tourneys / placing worse then those you debated against.
21. 20 + Blaming your choice of character for it.
22. Going "Man,... VF is really dying over here.... Like, I want to play the game but someone has to motivate me into doing so... man,... can't someone come and motivate me and make me practice? Otherwise it's not really my fault... Like.... honestly..."
23. Filling out a shitty thread (kinda like I am now).
24. Reacting strongly to a thread nobody has posted in for 2 years, claiming everybody is WRONG.
25. Saying you don't really understand why Japanese are good and you should have done THIS instead in that clip cause...

/KiwE

 

Stop the Maddness!

 

#5 and #7 were the only good ones.

 

ROFL I love this thread /versus/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

(this is a joke)- sez it all folks..................

 

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(this is a joke)- sez it all folks..................

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I only said that because I don't want to offend those who play VF or newcomers to VF.

 

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#5 and #7 were the only good ones.

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What number is this one?

 

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6. Asking for Akiras knee (look below his waist)
7. Claiming Goh is the perfect Akira counter cause you win over your retarded friend when he plays him.
8. Doing a comparision with one character and the other, only using Kage for reference.
9. Bragging that all your characters are champion ranked (listing them) and you did it in a week (w00t)!
10. Ending every post with that you want Taka back, trying to bring around a discussion of "Why not?"
11. Asking "What doI gett when I have al emblems??"
12. Asking why VF only has flat stages, it didn't have in VF3 so why why why?
13. In crumbled english-russian/slovakian/whatever trying to express how you are happy you have VF now (bought it yesterday) and that you liked it since [insert memory here].
14. Using to many of VFDC's smileys in one post.
15. Making some sort of wannabe-bonding post where you say Sarah's a slut and Lion's ghey (EhehEHEH!)
16. Asking for a tierlist so you know which character you will study hard so you will win the next big Evo tourney held (cause you take your fightinggames seriously!).
17. Asking if there are "Any =real= martial artists here?" in the general forum.
18. Asking when FT is coming to console, saying you used to play the game and just popped by to ask that.
19. Asking when VF5 is coming to console, saying you used to play the game and just popped by to ask that.
20. Saying that people are denying the truth about VF~~ and then getting pwned in tourneys / placing worse then those you debated against.
21. 20 + Blaming your choice of character for it.
22. Going "Man,... VF is really dying over here.... Like, I want to play the game but someone has to motivate me into doing so... man,... can't someone come and motivate me and make me practice? Otherwise it's not really my fault... Like.... honestly..."
23. Filling out a shitty thread (kinda like I am now).
24. Reacting strongly to a thread nobody has posted in for 2 years, claiming everybody is WRONG.
25. Saying you don't really understand why Japanese are good and you should have done THIS instead in that clip cause...

/KiwE

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I like some of these rules.

 

Remember, the purpose of the VURTUA-BANNED rules is too make fun of those that get any info related to VF wrong.

One time, I came across a media source that spelt LION as LEON. Is LEON the incorrect spelling? Should I make a new VURTUA-BANNED rule concerning this?

 

26. i choose you pikachu!

 

27. coming here trying to explain why DOA is a better game
28. trying to tell everybody you made a 10 hit combo with akira and not checking if it´s really a combo first

 

29. Having 122 posts with none of them having any usefulness whatsoever.