masterpo

Just beat Junk Shack twice at Sega Arena East in Quest Mode! I'm now at 8,940 wins 632 losses. Virtua Fighter 5 is Awesome!

Dude hit my Lei Fei with "Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique". But my Lei Fei has no heart. Dude Fuk'ed around and Found out.

As I mashed and guessed my way to a win, my frame counting, play by numbers opponent couldn't believe his eyes.

I just know I hit the evade in time! I timed the lag perfectly. I know I hit the evade, I know I did! Unless?.. My lag was lagging.

Actually, I've been struck by the Palm of Death twice. But it was my opponents that perished. Others fall, but my Kung Fu remains

Did the Virtua Fighter series ever mean as much to Sega as it meant to the fans?

I'm hoping for a legit Virtua Fighter 6, but we'll probably get VFekken Gear with NFTs and Hair Dye.

F#ck VF NFTs, the Super Game Metaverse and the Mid-Journey Horse they're riding in on and the Chat GPT selling them.

Viva la Vida, VF4 Kumite Mode for 2023... I Just had it out with Turbo Pai

I prefer Single Player fighting games....

"This has become an item battle...."

There is a difference between mind games and dreams. When facing me, don't confuse the two. I trained the Jedi.

Lei Fei has 7 stances. Each stance is a school. Each school is a philosophy. Each philosophy is lethal. Match stance to each opponent.

I knocked him out before he could even find his frame data. Somebody should have told him Master Po is Dojo Proof,

Its Nehan Shiki Byatch!

Lei Fei's Dragon Palm is normally fatal and even if you manage to survive it, you will be at severe disadvantage for the rest of the round

The illusion of my speed has more to do with your unawareness of the reality of how slow you are actually moving....

One moment I was there and in the next I was gone, Many have studied my evade escapes, and most have walked away confused, and dismayed

The reason I'm faster, is I can execute your 5 hit combos in 3 hits. While you have to recover, I'm always at Plus ;-)

Troll Fu is no match for my Dead Duck Broken Wing Kung Fu :)