Bad Movies

So I'm here at my computer at 5 in the mourning watching a movie called darkwolf and was wondering who else on the boards loves bad movies? If so, what r your favorites?

My favorites include:
"Hobgoblins"
"House of the Dead"
"Shaolin Dolemite"
"Trolls 2"
and last but definitely not least
"BLACKULA"

 

Rambo: First Blood II - BEST MOVIE EVAR!!!

 

Spykids 3D.... I got tricked by friends into seing that (free ticket) and tried to choke myself out on popcorns thru the entire ordeal (stabbing my kidney area with the cokebottle didn't work). /versus/images/graemlins/confused.gif

 

hehe, Spykids isnt all that bad, as long as you wear those 3D galses, makes you feel like your high.
Seriously tough the worst movie I enjoyed must have been The Passion of the Christ and House of a 1000 corpses. The firts one I saw yesterday and I everyone on the fucking movies was criying, and I mean Really criying, you don't know how bad it is to have a 70 year old hag sitting behind you criying for 2 hours. The second one just sucked so bad that I wached it to make fun of it.

 

Tank Girl, Road Warrior, Half-Baked. /versus/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

someone has said SPY KIDS ISN'T THAT BAD!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH
And I still wanna see passions /versus/images/graemlins/frown.gif

 

Evil Dead 2 is a fantastically good bad movie.

But the videogame is shite, and I should know. /versus/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

Evil Dead 2 is a fantastically good bad movie.

But the videogame is shite, and I should know. /versus/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

It was cool watching it with the glases, besides I was just taking my cousinwhos 4 to see it. About the passion, don't go see it if your christian and defenetly do not take your girlfriend with you!

 

fuck, fuck, and double fuck then, I'm christian and I was planning on it /versus/images/graemlins/frown.gif Oh well

at any rate, MORE BAD MOVIES:
"Weekend at Bernies" (doesn't matter which one but the sequel is worse)
"Street Fighter" (one had Jean Claude Van Dam, and the other had Sonny Chiba)
"House on Haunted Hill" (the original with Vincent Price)
"Attack of the Killer Shrews" (they r dogs with rubber masks on) /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

Fair game
Any of the recent Steven Seagel releases on dvd. hahhaha

 

Steven Segal...

Same Face.
Same Chop.
Same Grapple.
Same Movie.
Over and Over Again.
Its like watching 20 incarnations of the same street fighter game.

 

Cabin Fever.

In general the movie is awful but there are little moments that make you laugh so hard.

 

"what's his name?"
"Professor Mambo"
"U mean like a doctor or a professor"
"yeah, he's a professor.... professor of being a DOG!!! FACED!!"

 

Have to agree with that. Cabin Fever was quality....in a pish way of course.

The remake of Night of the Living Dead falls into the same catagory. Everything about it seems shoddy and badly produced but the overall effect is damn scary.

 

bad movies are soooo good.

wizard of gore

zeta one

zardoz
if you like sean connery and havent seen this you must. it will put him in a whole new light...

they live
i love this movie

bad girls go to hell

the thing with two heads

mighty peking man
the hong kong king kong

black mama white mama

nude for satan



and of course...
the sinful nuns of saint valentine


and maney maney more.

 

R.O.T.O.R


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For some reason my friend and I saw House of the Dead the first day it came out, what a mistake! At the end when the underground passage was blowing up the camera zoomed in on the chicks boobs instead of watching the action. Good deal!

 

We have a Bad Movies thread and MANOS: HANDS OF FATE hasn't come up yet?

... Wow.

 

Kun-Pow Is one of the worst movies ever made, when have you seen in a movie a fight against a cow, I still enjoyed it for some reason tough.