Beards

"How womanly it is for one who is a man to comb himself and shave himself with a razor, for the sake of fine effect, and to arrange his hair at the mirror, shave his cheeks, pluck hairs out of them, and smooth them!…For God wished women to be smooth and to rejoice in their locks alone growing spontaneously, as a horse in his mane. But He adorned man like the lions, with a beard, and endowed him as an attribute of manhood, with a hairy chest--a sign of strength and rule." St. Clement of Alexandria, 2.275

... er yeah beards ftw hehe.

Why I think it is good to have a beard:
- makes me look manly
- makes me look older so I dont need ID for anything
- keeps me warm in winter
- i can scare random people in the street with just a "boo" (i really need to videotape that shit and put it on youtube)
- I CAN STROKE MY BEARD WHILE I PONDER, PERFECT FOR CHESS.

Why it is bad:
- i look seedy
- if i wanted to go to america, i would be given a transfer flight to guantanamo bay
- beards are not too popular with the chicks

KtotheG


Discuss, experiences and what you think of beards, and/or other forms of facial hair.

 

haha, gotta look out for guantanamo, thats no joke.

Chicks may not dig the look of beards initially, but you just gotta demonstrate the, ahem, benefits of not having stubble /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif

 

He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man. - Shakespeare

 

haha nice

 

Why it is bad:
-There's no way anyone will take you seriously when you go for a job interview.

-People seem to always think you might just open your coat/jacket only to reveal a stack of TNT attatched to your waist. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

 

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Greg Norton (the bass player) > All

 

Mustaches are for gay men and cowboys, end of story.

( edit: that's cool and all if you're gay sebo, I don't have anything against gay men - just ask Shang )

 

Yeah, and bearded men aren't imitating the scrotumal tissue they put in their mouths... right.

wait... what?

(Ironically, Greg Norton was the only straight member of Husker Du... lol)
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You also forgot cops, immigrants, East Indians, aristocrats, Mexicans, everyone from 1890-1918, etc...

 

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=gay+mustache&word2=gay+beard

Like I said, it's cool and all if you wanna get next to bob mould, nothing wrong with that. He seems like a cool guy.

 

Awww, projecting again I see.

Mustaches are broke; they beat everything!!! WTF. lol

 

Staches only work with the beard assist. Just the stache is crap tier.

 

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=awesome+mustache&word2=awesome+beard
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=smart+beard&word2=smart+mustache
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=powerful+mustache&word2=powerful+beard
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=powerful+mustache&word2=powerful+beard

What now?

 

google fight is broken

 

tawp tear brokin

 

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=kod+beard&word2=sebo+mustache

I believe we are done here /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif

 

LIES!!! LIES I TELL YOU!

MAKE SEBO MAD!

 

My stubble is +21 on scrape...

 

hehehe /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif

thats more rigged than a Zimbabwean election

Thats ridiculous

I guess its funny for us to joke about these things, but the sad thing is that in reality a lot of the time its true...

 

Salvador Dali has teh best stache curls known to man. A great artist and revolutionary in art and life.

 

Salvador Dali has teh best stache curls known to man. A great artist and revolutionary in art and life.