Christ Centered Game Reviews - it doesn't get better than this

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Read some of the reviews, it's actually entertaining!

They even have "Appropriateness" as an own criteria! /versus/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

Quake 3
As fun as this game is, I refuse to play this game because it has satanic symbols in it. On some of the levels you will find pentagrams on the floor.
Appropriate 1/5

Zelda: Wind Waker
At one point in the game, you enter a “Tower of the Gods†and take tests form the “Godsâ€Â. These “Gods†the three goddesses that “made the earth and all life on itâ€Â, which is totally against the Christian view.
Appropriateness D+

Max Payne
After playing this game, my soul feels drained.
Appropriate: 1/5

Super Smash Bros. Melee
First, there are 3 pokemon characters that you can play as... Pokemon falls into the realm of contemporary witchcraft, so I would be wary about playing/playing as/on these characters/stages.
Appropriateness: C+

The Longest Journey
There are some drug and sexual references too. For example, your landlord is a lesbian and talks freely about her love life.
Offensive Content D

Warcraft III
All races have an altar of some sort, and their own religious beliefs. Magic is heavily used as well. Some buildings had 5 pointed stars in their architecture.
Offensive Content D-

XIII
The game uses every word in the book, including the F word at least 12 times I counted, and certain words starting with S and B, well over a hundred, as these two are favorites of enemies when they see you about to attack.
Offensive Content: F

Metal Gear Solid 2
Vamp, a main character/boss is homosexual...'Talk to Snake on the Codec, and eventually discover a whole lot more than you ever wanted to know about Vamp's sexuality.This kind of Easter Egg is inappropriate and inexcusable.
Appropriateness D-

Tony Hawks 3
You will find that some of the unlockable characters are really bad. There are the Demoness, where you skate as a scantily clad demoness with a move called AC Air, the opposite of Christ Air, where you are making yourself in the shape of an upside down cross.
Offensive Content F

Enter The Matrix
But the objectionable thing is that this is a same sex kiss in a video game, something that was not necessary. There are two ways to not watch this scene. Either you press a button when the cut scene comes on, or you just don't play Niobe's file.
Appropriateness C-

 

they complain too much and shouldn't be playing them type of games if it bothers them so much.

 

There was similar site for movies. It was a while back, but their review of the Southpark movie was just pure hilarity.

 

ha ha. Read the reasons, like for Quake3 /versus/images/graemlins/wink.gif For sure it's the kind of good reasons to dislike a game. At last It's a personnal review, but we get quicly the value of it.

Gorbag

 

Oh my god ! This is hillarious.

Pokemon is contemporary witchcraft ?!?!? I didn´t know that.

"The game uses every word in the book, including the F word at least 12 times I counted, and certain words starting with S and B, well over a hundred" Blasphemy !!!

"Enter The Matrix
But the objectionable thing is that this is a same sex kiss in a video game, something that was not necessary. There are two ways to not watch this scene. Either you press a button when the cut scene comes on, or you just don't play Niobe's file. " Phew !! thanks !!! Almost had a dirty thought there.

/me hops to the christian game site this promises to be very entertaining !!

 

Pokemon is contemporary witchcraft ?!?!?

omg what are Teletubbies then