Conspiracy theories

I'd like to hear about any conspiracy theory or theories that you may have heard, read about or thought up yourself.
Not to argue about or freak people out with, just for fun.

I believe that there's usually at least some truth to most conspiracy theories and I really like to hear/read about everything from Area 51-JFK-9/11-AIDS-Evolution vs. religion, etc.

Wether factual or fictional, rational or irrational, post it, no matter how outrageous you think it may sound, me and some friends of mine would love to read about them and I bet a few people on here would find them interesting, to say the least.

 

Here's mine.

Credit akiralove for posting it here a few months ago.

 

Satan is running the republican party and this country into the desolation that awaits it this centruy. All geat civilizations must come to an end and the United States is on its last legs. We will be surpassed by the very people we had hoped to surpress and ostracized. But in the destruction of this terrible culture will come a people that have learned why being ignorant isn't bliss and why the adage should be for ALL the people and by ALL the people.

 

alphabetic scripts were specially created to create a higher level of awareness and abstraction in the primates that they were taught to. There are exactly 13 letters missing from the script we currently employ (including most cultural variations). having access to the entire script would allow for a fully expanded range of expression and communication. These letters were consciously removed, their histories destroyed. The coordinated effort to assimiliate (educate) tribal communities and force the English Virus on the world is an attempt to destroy all outposts that might still have access to these missing letters.

GE

 

Whoa, good ones.
Picture this: "Extra-Terrestials" are us in the far, distant future. We evolutionized into these "ET's" and mastered time-traveling, came back to pay ourselves many visits throughout history but one of those visits proved fatal for the time-traveling "ET's", we (the current evolution of humanity) attacked them and shot them out of the sky, something they did not plan to deal with or expected to happen and it cost them their lives.
Currently their remains are being held in Area 51.
(I made that out of my mind, thank you /versus/images/graemlins/crazy.gif)

 

Tony:
Cross reference with the last episode of Aeon Flux... Scary...

 

Keep it more logical.

 

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Maximus said:

Keep it more logical.

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Alright, how 'bout this:
Africans were the first people on earth and with the help of extraterrestials were able to clone themselves in order to use their clones as slaves to build most of the structures in Egypt.
But there was a problem with the clones when they created them, they could not have melanin (I think that's how you spell it) so they were white and they were EVIL! (dangerous and eerie music plays)
The clones eventually revolted and enslaved their creators.... umm, I dont know how the rest goes but I got this from this chick that belonged to this cult that ACTUALLY believed this to be REAL!
To make matters worst, according to their "bible", Noah's ark was made out of gold and it could fly.
Also she, along with hundreds of others who believed this madness, were waiting for the ark to come back from outer space just before the earth blows up and rescue all of them (I dont know if she meant their cult, the africans, everybody but white people [?] )
I know, I know, a little far-fetched but this is (or was) an actual cult's beliefs. She wanted me to convert so that when Noah came back (yes, the Noah, still alive, [?]) I would be able to board the ark with her.

Was that logical enough for you, Maximus?

P.S. I swear to God, I did not make this up. Anybody here heard of this before?

 

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tonyfamilia said:

I dont know how the rest goes but I got this from this chick that belonged to this cult that ACTUALLY believed this to be REAL!


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If she blows you regularly - it's OK to believe her.

 

October Surprise

 

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tonyfamilia said:
I dont know how the rest goes but I got this from this chick that belonged to this cult that ACTUALLY believed this to be REAL!


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Did you board her ark?

 

/versus/images/graemlins/lol.gifYou guys crack me up.
Yeah, I boarded but I abandoned ship the next morning, /versus/images/graemlins/smile.gif man overboard /versus/images/graemlins/smirk.gif, no but she went down on my ship /versus/images/graemlins/indifferent.gif, I sunk her battleship but she didn't float my boat /versus/images/graemlins/deadpan.gif... aaahhh, ok, I'll stop now. /versus/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

No, I didn't board her ark, but who would have after hearing that? I was afraid that her cult brethren would have came after me if I took her virginity (she claimed to be a virgin too, 20 years old, about a 6 on the 1-10 scale, I dont know)