Favorite movie quotes

Whats up, Wanted to start a thread with some odd but funny quotes from some cult movies.
The one thats in my head is from Pumping Iron. Check this movie out if you haven't, You'll see the real Arnold. I downloaded it ftom Kazaa.

The funnest scene is when compares the "Pumped" to cumming. ".... its as satifing as cumming, like having sex with a women. Do you realize how much I'm in heaven. (Laughs) I mean I'm getting the feeling of cumming at the Gym, I'm getting the feeling of cumming at my house, I'm getting the feeling of cumming when I'm pump up backstage before I pose out in front of 5000 poeple, So I'm cumming day and night."

This tread could go either way so toss up some more.

 

here`s some (as I remember them) from Pulp Fiction:


1-Do you know what they call a quarterpounder with cheese in France?
2-Royal with cheese?
1-That`s right, and do you know why?
2-Because of the metric system?
1-Check out the smart motherf***er in Brad

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1-A foot massage means nothing, I give my mother foot massages.
2-Would you give me a foot massage?
1-F*CK YOU

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1-The father tomato, the mother tomato and the baby tomato were crossing the road. But the baby tomato was falling behind, so the father tomato yelled at him: hey, ketchup (catch up). /versus/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

 

The Arnie ones are joke( See sig), keep them coming!! (Be using them in some form or another for trash VF talk lol!)

 

Hudson hawk.

"Ill torture you so slow, you'll think its a career." /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

TOMBSTONE. Pick a line.

 

"You might be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debater." Austin Powers in "Goldmember"

 

"I'll kill you until you die from it..." Saddam from Hots Shot II

 

"Hail to the king, baby!" and "Gimme some sugar baby!" Army of darkness. /versus/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

 

-''Say hello to my little friend"

-''OK I'M RELOADED !!!''

Scarface

 

"You gonna do something or you just gonna stand there and bleed?"

That, and: "... in fact, he's probably seeing double."
- "Then I've got two guns, one for both of ya."

Tombstone rules.

 

Braveheart

"The almighty says he can get me outta this, but he's pretty sure you're f*cked."
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"What will you do with our freedom?"

"Every man dies. Not every man really lives."


Fatal Attraction

"I'm not going to be ignored, Dan."

 

"Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a sh*t. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the *ss. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his *ss got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the schrapnel in his *ss is givin' him chronic hemorroids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president."

Good Will Hunting

 

So c'mon, c'mon what happens next ? /versus/images/graemlins/shocked.gif



Looks like I'll have to rent this one. /versus/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

"You know baby,
this bamboo is longer, more flexable
and when your flashy routines
cannot keep up with the speed and elusiveness
of this thing right here
all i can say is, your going to be in deep trouble"
Tap tatatap tap
tap tap /versus/images/graemlins/wink.gif
B.Lee V Danny Inosanto Game of Death

 

Dam dude, that?s crazy that you know that.
I'm going to try my best and match it.

"My live fades, the vision dims, all that reminds are memories. I remember a time of chaos, ruined dreams of this wasted land. But most of all, I remember the roadwarrior; the man we called Max. To understand who he was you have to go back to another time. When the world was powered by the black fuel and the desert sprouted great cities of pipe and steel.
Gone now, swept away! For reasons long ago forgotten, two mighty tribes went to war and touch over a blaze that engulfed them all. Without fuel they were nothing, they had built a straw house. The thundering machines sputtered and stopped. Their leaders talked and talked and talked. But nothing could stem the ever march. Their worlds crumbled, the cities exploded. A whirlwind of looting, a firestorm of fear. Men began to feed on men.
On the roads it was a white line nightmare. Only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage could survive. The gangs took over the highways, ready to wage war over a tank of juice. And in this maelstrom of decay, ordinary men were batter and smashed, men like Max. The warrior Max. At the roar of an engine he lost everything., and became a shell of man. A man haunted by the demons of his own past. A man that wander out into the wasteland. And it was here, in this blighted place, that he learned to live again." intro to the Roadwarrior

 

isnt ok im reloded from carlitos way???
anyways mine at the mo are from empire strikes back
darth says "he is as clumsy as he is stupid" about why they came out of hyperspace to close/early on the attack on hoth!
ohh and hooper X from chasing amy says "never take your eyes of the man, he the devil" talkin to a kid fan of his about ben affleck!

 

This quote is from a film called Monty Python's Life Of Brian, the guy says " Life isa piece of shit....when you look at it "

Here is a quote from Ali G :- " Love is the most natural thing that happens between a man, a women.........and a horse /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

Ura: i have just finished watching the life of brian for the bazillionth time /versus/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

This is a conversation between King Arthur and the tower guard on "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." King Arthur, being horseless, is being supplemented by a man behind him banging a pair of coconut halves together to imitate a horses clip-clop. The conversation goes as follows:
Arthur: "Hail, I am Arthur, King of Britains. Let down your gates so I may enter."
Guard:"And I suppose you're going to enter on horseback?"
Arthur:"Why, yes; yes I am."
Guard:"You're not on horseback; your just bangin' some coconuts together!"
Arthur:"What?"
Guard:"Wheredjya get those coconuts!?"
Arthur:"I found them."
Guard:"But coconuts are tropical, they do not thrive in England."
Arthur:"They could have came here?"
Guard:"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"

 

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

The tale of sir Robin
(sung by Sir Robins minstrels)

Bravely bold Sir Robin
Rode forth from Camelot
He was not afraid to die
Oh, brave Sir Robin
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin
He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out
And his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Robin
His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burned off
And his penis split and his...
*Sir Robin*- That`s enough, lads.

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Sir Robin meets the three headed monster, and runs off.
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Brave Sir Robin ran away
*Sir Robin*- NO!
Bravely ran away, away
*Sir Robin*- I didn`t
When danger reared it`s ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
*Sir Robin*- no
Yes brave Sir Robin turned about
*Sir Robin*- I didn`t
And galantly he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet
*Sir Robin*- I never did
He beat a very brave retreat
*Sir Robin*- all lie!
Bravest of the brave Sir Robin
*Sir Robin*- I never