Goh interview

Re: Akira strikes back.

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tell Goh if he wants to make Akira type cash he'll have to kick Akira type ass first. Nothing's free in this business, just ask Taka.

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Poetry man!!!! /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif LOL!

I always thought I was t3h veteran of character dubbing but you smacked it bruv! XD

 

Re: Akira strikes back.

LMAO ROFL lol

That was funny stuff

PS. I like the Goh advice

 

Lmao! Both of those interviews were funny as hell, you did a really good job on them. Do a Brad interview PLEZZZZE!

 

Pissed off Brad !

Brad's view on the whole situation.


-B.W. :
Good evening Brad, may I call you Brad ?
Brad :
Sure why not, if Am2 says my name's ''Brad Burns'' then I guess you can call me ''Brad Burns''.

-B.W. :
Seems like you're not too fond of your name, why is that ? Also rumor has it that Brad Burns isn't your real name is this true.
Brad :
Heyyy you're pretty smart !! No it's not my fucking name. In case you didn't notice I'm a full blown Italian. Am2 had me change my name for ''marketing purposes''... fucking faggots ! Go figure, I should've demanded more cash for that shit.

-B.W. :
O.....K..... so.... B..rad, it says here that you're a thrill seeker. Anything specific you enjoy doing besides fighting ?
Brad :
Fighting !!! Hmph, I use to enjoy fighting but that's before I signed with Am2. Other than that I love having sex in places where you'd normally wouldn't have sex.

-B.W. :
O......K...... So why don't you enjoy fighting anymore ?
Brad :
Why you ask ? Ok lets see : my throw games garbage, my (high, mid, low) mix up game is gay, my floaters are gay, my weight's gay, my sways could be more evasive yatta yatta yatta. Fighting ain't fun when all you do is get your ass kicked. And what's the deal with ''checkmate'' !? Makes me sound like a fucking moron and I don't even like chess. Fuck Am2 !!!

-B.W. :
Some might argue that you're overexaggerating, and all you're basically doing is whining. What do you have to say to those people ?
Brad :
Oh you mean Akira. Fuck him !

-B.W. :
There seems to be alot of animosity with you and Goh towards Akira, why is that ?...... Could it be jealousy ?
Brad :
Jealousy ??? What ??? I think Goh pretty much sumed up all you need to know about that bitch, so I won't waste my time talking about his punk ass.

-B.W. :
Will you be back next year ?
Brad :
Maybe, maybe not depends on how well negotiations go and how much time and effort Am2 is willing to dedicate on improving my game.

-B.W. :
You've been seen dining with Pai Chan lately, anything going on between you two ?
Brad :
I'm always steady pimpin lobsta n shrimpin. Mind your own business !


-B.W. :
Ok.... I feel awkward asking you this but..... Hmmm.... How do you do Akira's knee ?
Brad :
What !? Bitch FUCK YOU !! Now if you'll excuse me.

Ok that was the last one, Brad had to speak. /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

Re: Pissed off Brad !

akira and goh interview=hilarious
brad interview=alot of cursing to make up for not having any real jokes or substance.

I dont man, you kinda lost it there with brad. I was pleasently surprised at the first two with their wit and genuine humor. Most fans cant capture that. I laughed my ass off. But...i dont know man, maybe its cause you kinda forced the brad one cause of the request. Or maybe this is done end of evengalion style, try and destroy everyones intrest in it by totally destroying everything you liked about it.

so there you go, some constructive critiscm. thats it.

 

Re: Pissed off Brad !

I agree with Samson, first two were(and still are) excellent /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif, but you shouldn´t have continued since good jokes lose their power if repeated.

 

Re: Pissed off Brad !

I agree guys, no more I promise ! Lol /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

Re: Pissed off Brad !

aww i wanted to see lion try to defend himself

 

Re: Pissed off Brad !

You can't stop now. I was just getting excited for the other characters and I was hoping eventually there would be a miniseries. /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

Re: Pissed off Brad !

Pissed off Brad is good. You kept the theme going through the entire interview. So fucking what if he fucking cusses a fucking lot /versus/images/graemlins/smile.gif He's pissed.

I remember the summation from the Japanese players "Brad weak."

He's got a right /versus/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

Re: Pissed off Brad !

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SiYkO said:

aww i wanted to see lion try to defend himself

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Lol ladies and gentlemen, the question you've all been waiting for : Lion are you gay ? Lol


kungfusmurf :
You can't stop now. I was just getting excited for the other characters and I was hoping eventually there would be a miniseries.

Lol a VF reality TV show : BEHIND THE SCENES OF VF. The things you don't see while playing your favorite fighting game. Stay tuned for scenes of next weeks episode. Taka speaks ! The truth behind his absence. /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif.

Plague :
Pissed off Brad is good. You kept the theme going through the entire interview. So fucking what if he fucking cusses a fucking lot He's pissed.
I remember the summation from the Japanese players "Brad weak."
He's got a right

I didn't want to do anymore but when SpyMobb ask for a Brad int. I was like : If Goh's pissed just imagine how poor Brad must feel ? And I just had to do a last one with Brad. It just wouldn't have been right not to let him speak Lol. /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif So there you have it guys, VF isn't as politically correct as Sega wants you to think it is.

 

Re: Pissed off Brad !

Well, I thought it was funny. If you didn't want to, you didn't have to, but I appreciated it. Thanks!

 

Re: Pissed off Brad !

i had kind of a long explantation of exactly why i didnt like it, but it comes off as a little insulting to ONISTOMPA and i enjoyed his first 2 so i didnt wanna come off as rude on his 3rd effort. in short, i was expecting the same quality as the last two and felt it wasnt up to par.

 

Re: Pissed off Brad !

Naaah man, it's cool, what you wrote was far from insulting. We were just having fun /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif You took it a little too serious, I wasn't expecting a review lol. /versus/images/graemlins/tongue.gif It's all good.

 

Re: Pissed off Brad !

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ONISTOMPA said:

I wasn't expecting a review


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ROFL

i dont know what it was about that, but it made me laugh alot.

 

Re: Pissed off Brad !

Yeah, I was sorta hoping you'd keep going with it. I enjoyed all three, especially the first two. It'd be great if you made a hella funny one with Jeff.

 

Re: Pissed off Brad !

You think you could do one about Wolf, Hell you should do one about every character.

 

The WolfMan

The Wolfman


-B.W. :
Hi Mr. Hawkfield, please take a seat.
Wolf :
Good evening.

-B.W. :
Boy is it hard to get an interview with you, it seems like you're either never around or never available. You must be a very busy man ?
Wolf :
Yes indeed, Wolf Hawkfield is a busy man. Wolf dosen't usually have
time for interviews.

-B.W. :
Why are you so busy ? What else do you do besides VF ?
Wolf :
What else do I do !? I'm a world renowned Pro Wrestling Champion. You know : the great one, the game, the Canadian rattlesnake, the peoples cham...

-B.W. :
Ok, Ok I get it you're a pro wrestler. Lets get right to the point, are you treated well at Am2 ?
Wolf :
You mean financially ?

-B.W. :
Yes but also with how they've handled your moves and your overall game ?
Wolf:
Well financially, Wolf Hawkfield can't complain and concerning my moves Wolf has no complaints either. Only complaint I have about Am2 is that they don't keep their promises : prior to signing with them, they promised me that I would be the bigger than life undisputed VF champ, that Wolf Hawkfield would win all the tourneys, get all the box covers but what really happened is Wolf got screwed, what they were really looking for, was the token wrestler dude. I got relegated to mid tier status and didn't win shit, not even fighters megamix. Yuki is the one who gets most of the media attention and the box covers. I was young and naive back when I signed that contract but all in all I really don't have any regrets.

-B.W. :
Would you do it all over again ?
Wolf:
Hmmm No.

-B.W. :
Are you coming back next year ?
Wolf:
Of course, Wolf's a franchise player. Wolf isn't going anywhere.

-B.W. :
What's the deal with HCB+P,P ? Why do you spam it so much ?
Wolf:
Wolf Hawkfield doesn't ''spam'' moves, next question.

-B.W. :
What on earth is " THE REAL POWER" ?
Wolf :
The real power is what happens when Wolf breaks your neck. THAT'S THE REAL POWER !

-B.W. :
Do you and the other big guy get along ?
Wolf :
Who Jeffry !? Wolf Hawkfield doesn't speak to low tier jobbers.

-B.W. :
Low tier jobber !? That's kinda harsh don't you think ?
Wolf :
No not at all, it's the truth, but hey every fighting game needs a Kuma so I guess he has his place. *shrug*

-B.W. :
Are you seriously comparing Jeffry to Kuma ?
Wolf :
You know what, you're right Kuma's actually better than Jeffry, how stupid of me. Anyhow make no mistake about it, Wolf Hawkfield IS and will ALWAYS BE THE VF big guy. Not McWild nor Arashi for that matter.

-B.W. :
Speaking of Mr. Arashi, will he be back in VF5 ?
Wolf :
Greeaat, more Kumas ! *sigh* Don't know nor do I care.

-B.W. :
That's not very nice of you Mr. Hawkfield !
Wolf :
Ok, well let me ask you few questions Barbara Walters. You've played VF3tb right ?

-B.W. :
Right.

Wolf :
Now how many times did you actually pick that fat lard or even consider using that overweight bastard as your main ?
-B.W. :
Well.......................................

Wolf :
I rest my case. Now if you don't mind, Wolf Hawkfield has other, bigger important things to do.

 

Re: The WolfMan

HAHHAHA nice piece of art. that was pretty good, got the feeling i was listening to THE ROCK for a sec there. again, nicely done.

 

Re: The WolfMan

Lol I liked that one. I was actually laughing at it. I like how you threw in the comment about Fighters Megamix. That was the best fighting game I've ever played.