Help!!!

Anyone wanna give me viruta fighter for xbl trying to get into this games gaming scene...

 

I'm coming to your house with the money right now.

 

sorry libertine there was a mistake in accounting, I talked to the higher ups in head office and they denied the request. the president of sega thanked him for his interest but regrets that there is currently no openings in the gaming scene and to apply again next season.

Sorry mate, I got rejected my first time too, but eventually a nice cowboy offered me virtua fighter if I could navigate his labyrinth sausage gauntlet blindfolded. The smell was unbearable, the laughs and whispers haunt me to this day, but nobody said virtua fighter would be easy, you will learn that one day.

 

I believe the word you are looking for is Labyrinthian (Or labyrinthine, but that doesn't sound nearly as cool) and yes, my acceptance into the scene was very similar, except I was blindfolded and wandered through a cactus factory in the buff.

 

I cannot say this enough, the humor here is... dare I say... unrivaled, unmatched, unsurpassed, unusurpable. I bow to ye all comedians.

 

You know, you could have told me this before I had already walked 120.7 miles to his house to give him the game. Yes, walked. Through snow, and freezing rain, and over sharp rocks. I wouldn't have minded the last so much if I didn't lose my wallet on the way. I had to sell my shoes to make sure I had the money to pay for this guy's game when I arrived at his house.

 

Legends say that there's a man walking around naked with rage through the constant pain of his swollen testicles covered in cactus pins, some say there's a stange looking hobo wondering aimlessly, barefooted and only carrying microsoft points in his hand.

They never found their destinations and roam the planet forever seeking their answer.

 

Stay classy VFDC community! I expected more, especially from you libertine. You have to give him a 360 FIRST for his gaming scene THEN the VF5FS copies. _/¯(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)¯\_

 

Oh god, my spleen is about to rupture, rotfl. The improv and sarcasm is genius!!!

 

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