If Donald Trump Played Virtua Fighter....

If Donald Trump played Virtua Fighter.....


His screen name would be G.O.A.T

He would only rage quit if he was losing

He would always be losing

His online record would be 1,000,000,000 Wins 0 Losses

He would brag that he first learned how to play Lion when he used him in Mortal Kombat

He would pay Blackbelt Spartan to help him boost

He would fine Akira for taking the knee

He would grab Pai, Vanessa, Sarah, Eileen, and AOI by the pussy

His favorite hair customization would be orange

He would say Jeffrey McWild was born in Kenya

He would be more loyal to . Sergei Dragunov from Tekken than to any VF Characters

 

He'd gaslight other people to play for him but conveniently forget to compensate them and pursue policies that would require all working people to take up another job just to get by (so basically the same strat as the last few presidents).

 

ee tape is real

 

I don’t want trump in my vee eff

 

He'd separate Lau and Pai at the border

 

Its a move that will affect female fighters differently. With a unique collapse animation! Lol

 

I'm not sure that he will use someone NOT 'Merican. I think Jacky doing only 7K will be the main choice.

 

Or Sarah. The purest symbol of American/Aryan beauty. Lol.

 

"There was lag from both sides.. both sides." (after DC'ing post using a lagswitch)?

 

He would pay AOI and Pai $130,000 in hush money to not tell that he plays with a small stick.

He would tell wolf Here Comes My Suplex...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2eF5CVOUSk

 

He would sponsor the VF6 tournament and then put J6 out of business.

 

His screen PR statement would be "lock her up"

 

.....he would order Sega + AM2, to make Dural's silvery metallic body,
be officially plated, in metallic gold.

PS: And if he succeeds in doing so, I guess that would mean, that
Sega + AM2 would be, officially,................be Trumped!