Jeffry VF Storyline (Fan Fiction)

(Fan Fiction) Jeffry VF STORYLINE ( caution Ver. C spoilers)
A tie-died Rasta man, Jeffry enjoys making a living as fisherman on the Australian coast. The Jeffster is regarded as the best dancer and most skillful fisherman of his coastal village. He is generous with his buds, has an engaging personality and enjoys a reputation as a ladies man. He was bested by only one opponent - Satan Shark. They fought several battles, and finally met in their ultimate match. Jeffry was routed and his boat wrecked, but he somehow managed to recover as he hovered on the verge of death. He entered the First World Fighting Tournament with a vow to build a new boat and do battle with the shark again. Jeffry enjoys making side bets on his battles and these side bets along with Tournament winnings earns him a hefty roll of dough. Jeffry uses the prize money from his fighting to build and maintain a fishing boat. All his life, he has sought one trophy above others: the legendary man-eating Satan Shark. His last battle with the shark was the most ferocious yet, but the shark escaped, leaving nothing of Jeffry's boat but splinters. So Jeffry polished up his fighting techniques and is stepping into the ring again. If he wins this time, he can buy a new boat and get rid of his nemesis once and for all.

After losing to Pai in the first round of the tournament, Jeffry returned to Australia empty-handed. Jeffry was forced to attempt to rebuild his old, fishing boat (smashed by the legendary shark). Now, plagued by debts and running out of ganja quickly, Jeffry has no choice but to charter his boat to tourists and after an endless winter season of coddling snowbirds Mr. McWild decides to enter the tournament once again.

Jeffry continues to defeat most opponents with little effort despite the long nights of dancing with Ms Lewis. Jeff enters the Second All World Fighting Contest. JeffÂÂfs devastating defeat of Pai adds steam to the argument that Pai is underpowered and we will just hafta C how that turns out, eh? In another big individual contest in Korea, Jeffry was almost defeated by a borg Lau who managed to pull off several jaw breaking floats, but after a few PPPd+K humiliations, Jeff adjusted his delay strats and defeated Lau. Jeff thinks again about the Grim Limp Crud some players were depending on for preparation of battle and mentally reviews the Frame Rate Data that he was awarded by <font color=black>the Brotherhood</font color=black> as a show of respect. Jeff again displayed his icey grimace before beginning battle with frame rate less Lei. After defeating all comers Jeffry works on his low throw options and delay of strings religiously in preparation for his next money bout. Recently Jeffry has been working out with the white-haired Brazilian babe, Vanessa Lewis, and has been seen at several clubs dancing the night away with the bubbly Ms. Lewis. Well, it seems there are rumors flying around about wedding bells and whispers that despite working out a few hours each day, his constant companion, Vanessa is putting on a bit of weight. Will we next hear ÂÂgI DoÂÂh or ÂÂgI WinÂÂh from the Pancreatic fighter/fisherman!?!
TERMINOLOGY (Taken from Stephen Hamilton's excellent VF3 FAQ)
Thanks to AustraliaÂÂfs own : Michael Tham (mike_tham@hotmail.com) and Pippo Foogle from Tutu Tea and Tulip Export Company. (Pippo@tttganjdam.net)

 

heh,

defeated by pai, then kicked her ass...../versus/images/icons/smile.gif

 

yeah, big probs right there! you should do something on the other characters as well

 

Well, the fighting styles seem to match... Where Jeffry's style is Ancient, Vanessa's brand new... Yet they both aim at the very crippling (or death) of the opponent... Plus they would make such a sweet couple.... =)))))

 

The true Jeffrey. Jeffrey is a mean SOB. He doesnt have friends, he isnt cool. Hes just really mean. In fact he beats on women on a regular basis, and if you look at him wrong, he will snap your back. The man wrestles sharks for fun. Hes not rasta-farian, hes aborigini. Hes australian not jamaican. Jeffrey has gone to jail twice on charges of illegal sport fishing, and the selling of endangered species. He has a gambling problem and has to go into pit fights to get his money back. He does not respect the other fighters. he only cares about the money. Jeffrey is a bad ass.

 

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Right fucking on, Mr. Fei. It's refreshing to see a different take on character personalities. I'm tired of the happy happy joy joy heroic tragic unemployed race car chef instructor intelligent actually a very nice person ganga smoking shit descriptors that many people use to personify VF fighters.

"What are you doing? GET AWAY... while I go play mellow tunes on the steel drum and dance"



Sometimes I like it when people dig up ancient threads. Thx HugeDude.

 

Did you read my stuff in the comparison thread??

 

Ha Hah! Yes!

Very nicely done.

I had tried something like that in my post here. I was looking for the depressing hollowness (I hadn't thought of the badass factor).