Joke of the day

A dedicated Union organizer was attending a convention in Las Vegas and
decided
to check out the local brothels nearby. When he got to the first one, he
asked
the madam: "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "It isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80.00 and the girls get $20.00."

Offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in
search
of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until
finally he reached a brothel where the madam responded: "Why yes sir, this
is a
union house."

The man asked: "and if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?"

"The girls get $80.00 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!!!" The union organizer said.

He handed the madam $100.00, looked around the room and pointed to a
stunningly
attractive blonde.

"I'd like her for the night."

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the madam, gesturing to an 85 year old
woman
in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority....."