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kids say the damndest things.

Discussion in 'General' started by Shadowdean, Oct 16, 2003.

  1. Shadowdean

    Shadowdean Well-Known Member

  2. DRE

    DRE Well-Known Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    Space Invaders
    Arcade • 1978
    This 25-year-old shooter was the first arcade game to become a national sensation.


    EGM: This game was so popular in Japan thatâ€â€

    John: They made it into a TV show?

    EGM: Well, no. It was so popular that they ran outâ€â€

    John: Oh, did they make collectible trading cards for it?

    EGM: Um, no. It was so popular that there was a shortage of the coins used to play it.

    John: But you can get this game on a cell phone. Why would you want to pay for it in an arcade?

    Andrew: I've seen a game like this in the arcade, but it's tons faster.

    Sheldon: …and it's in color.

    Andrew: …and your spaceship looks more like a spaceship.

    Nico: …and not like a little box.

    Gordon: It looks like food.

    Andrew: Where's my rapid fire?

    Nico: The aliens look like spiders...

    Becky: …and squids and crabs.

    John: Maybe this is what seafood will do in a thousand years.

    EGM: How long could you play this game before you got bored?

    Sheldon: About 15 minutes.

    Andrew: If you take it on the road and play it on your cell phone, then you might play it pretty long.

    Nico: There's nothing else to do.

    Andrew: Except look at nature.

    EGM: Would you rather play this or play outside?

    Andrew: Outside.

    Nico: This game needs a super bomb or something.

    Tim: This is nothing compared to Grand Theft Auto III, because you can't steal a taxi cab, pick up somebody, then drive into the ocean with him.

    Kirk: And you can't pick up an AK-47 and go killâ€â€hey, those aliens on the top row, you use them in EGM for stuff.

    EGM: Yeah, we use them to end our articles. They do kinda look like they're from Space Invaders, don't they?

    Tim: They're going to sue you.

    Kirk: I'm sure everyone who made this game is dead by now.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    LOL!! I feel old.
     
  3. Horsepool

    Horsepool Well-Known Member

    those are halarious, i have the issue they came in /versus/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
     
  4. replicant

    replicant Well-Known Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    Becky: Maybe another movie company that didn't want you to like E.T. made this game.

    [/ QUOTE ]
    Don't know why, but that made me laugh really hard out loud. Too bad these kids are idiots, but that was funny.
     
  5. RandomHajile

    RandomHajile Well-Known Member

    i have a kid sis, shes now 10, and shes loved ms pac-man for ages!
    maybe its a girl thing with pac-man games?
    anyways she used to play games like yoshis island, gardian heros and bomber man, so shes used to good games an not just flash graphics
    hell she can get to the last stage of metal slug x with out dieing!
    shame they didnt put pac man on the list?:(
     
  6. tzgorr1

    tzgorr1 Well-Known Member

    This makes me want a little brother to play games with.
     
  7. Shadowdean

    Shadowdean Well-Known Member

    Yeah, I knida cried from laughing when I was going through this article.
     
  8. RandomHajile

    RandomHajile Well-Known Member

    haha, ive got 2 little brothers, the youngest one (12) can beat all my friends at virtualy any fighting game! yes vf an guilty gear included!!!
    the other one (14) likes rpgs an what not, he's been playing games on NES since he was 2
    !!
    hell i remember them all beating me on saturn bomber man all the time!
     
  9. Bu_Jessoom

    Bu_Jessoom Well-Known Member

    I saw that in the issue as well. But for some reason, I thought part of it (if not most) was kinda made-up and not real! Dunno why, but it didn't feel authentic for me for some reason. But what do you know?? /versus/images/graemlins/smile.gif
     

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