Martial Arts Background

I was Jackie Chan in my previous life does that count? /versus/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

 

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Jacky not be Dead!!! Now you take that back!!!!

*runs of screaming against the sunsetted hills*

 

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I have my own martial art techniques. I spit on my opponent's face so much that when he starts taking the green thingie out of his eyes, I just grab his balls and pull them down with all the strength I have. Works wonders...

Another marvelous technique is the "hurting yourself" technique. You just pretend to punch your family jewels, then walk slowly in the direction of your opponent while grabbing ur balls and crying, and when you're close enough you punch him in the testicles. Again, works wonders.

I've tested it...trust me, there's no flaw..No guy will attack you while you're grabbing your own balls...It's a dirty way of winning a fight, but at least you win, and that's what counts... I usually fart on my opponent's face after winning...they don't even have the strength to turn the face away...
Name of the martial art: Shaolin Long Fuk ( I just added the L and switched the K..I'm such a dickhead..)

PS: If you're feeling nasty, you might just piss on him while he's screaming on the floor grabbing his tomatoes.

 

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lMAO

 

Brazilian Jiu Jitsu - since 96
Judo / Jiu Jitsu - 3 yrs on and off in that time above.
very big overlap in all three but i like bjj the best.

 

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and they won't suspect a thing when you hit yourself in the groin??? 0_o

 

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and they won't suspect a thing when you hit yourself in the groin??? 0_o

 

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wing chun for five years and still going...
mite try a more grappling art to even stuff out....

 

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kingsouther said:

wing chun for five years and still going...
mite try a more grappling art to even stuff out....

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ive always wanted to try wing chun.
i think it could work surprisingly well to go from wingchun trapping into a judo armlock or wristlock.
maybe even throw.