Postcards from the edge

Being the administrator of VFDC and having a link to my email address in the footer of Versus City, it should come as no surprise that I receive a few emails every day. These emails usually comprise of questions about characters/moves, unlocking stuff, and general problems on the site, with their login. Every other day, one or two emails are nothing but a virus sent from bogus accounts. *snicker*

But every now and then I'll get emails that leave me speechless. Since these emails are completely way off base and/or plain ridiculuous and coming from complete strangers, I usually have no idea of I should address or acknowledge them, and for the most part I leave them unanswered. But some of these emails are just too funny or ridiculuous to keep to myself, and so I present for your enjoyment, a peep into my Inbox. The authors of these emails shall remain anonymous and this is not meant to offend anyone directly, but if you are then you deserved it



Date: Mon 22 Apr 2002
Subject: send

Please send me a free game of virtua fighter.


Date: Wed 17 Apr 2002
Subject: help

I don't know whats wrong but please, HELP?


Date: Wed 17 Apr 2002
Subject: i got a error report

I have a feeling something is wrong can you help me i got the error report.


p.s. i love your game and since Lau Chan is very sick will he die? dont make him die


Date: Mon 15 Apr 2002
Subject: virtua fighter 4 for ps2

i recently purchased the game listed in the subject. when i put it in my system it made alot of noise and would not play until i turned the system vertical. i returned it twicw and had the same outcome every time. could you possibly tell me why this is so, or who to contact with my problem...thank you...


Date: Mon 8 Apr 2002
Subject: hard disk drive

Has anyone seen VF4 running on the Japanese PS2 yet using the new hard disk
drive? FYI, I just bought the new HDD and the game looks amazing using
it....


Date: Sat 30 Mar 2002
Subject: hi

why wont u let me register


Date: Thu 28 Mar 2002
Subject: VF3,4

Myke,my name is [edited out]. I'd only like Virtua Fighter 3,4. Please, can you give it me? My adress:[edited out]


Date: Wed 27 Mar 2002
Subject: hi

hi can you tell me my username and password again i forgot them


Date: Wed 27 Mar 2002
Subject: Re: Your password for Virtua Fighter Dot Com

Thanks for the password. I like it.


Date: Sun 17 Mar 2002
Subject: hey

can you let me play this game on my computer. from.[edited out]


Date: Thu 14 Feb 2002
Subject: Hello,

Hello,

I am a Nintendo Gamecube owner, and I believe strongly that your company should provide gamecube owners a copy of the virtua fighter franchise as nintendo has lacked good fighting games for quite some time. It is pretty terrible when the only intense fighting game you have to offer is Super Smash Brothers. Thank you for you time, patience, and attention. I am not asking that you promise, just see what you can do.

Thank you,


Date: Sat 9 Feb 2002
Subject: VF

Hi! I like download the virtuafighter! Can i help please? Thanks! ž love this game please help! ž live hungary.
HELP!!!


Date: Tue 15 Jan 2002
Subject: Cancelation

Hi.

I am very sorry for using your time, but I would like to be cancel my membership.

Thank you.


Date: Sat 15 Sep 2001
Subject: onismusha

Dear Sir/Madame,
We are in Paris trying to use the game Onimusha( the French version )--and we are in need of a Code for the game. Do you know where we can obtain this?

THANK YOU.