prison and work

someting I found online.....

"Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a
little bit clearer.

IN PRISON ........... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK ............ you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON......... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK ............ you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay
for it.

IN PRISON........... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK ........... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON.......... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK........... you must carry around a security card and open all the
doors for yourself.

IN PRISON ......... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK ........... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.......... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK ........... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON.......... they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK........... you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON.......... all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no work
required.
AT WORK........... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON.......... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get
out.
AT WORK ........... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
inside bars.

IN PRISON .......... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK............ they are called managers.

So ...... someone please remind me why we work?"

 

hmmm... interesting /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif

but one clear difference they missed to point out was imprisonment vs freedom (dont get this mixed up with free will).

 

I am sure everyone knows that. lol /versus/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

 

im just trying to sound smart lol /versus/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

 

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im just trying to sound smart lol /versus/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

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lol

Imprisonment and work. Call something a different name you get a different effect.. hmm

Propaganda... American Media.... sweet!

 

lol, Jails is are better than work if you don't get humped in the ass, and In prison's you can even have tvs and cable tv in your own cell(if u can afford it), nice find.

 

In prison you get butt raped, at work its sexual harassment.

 

i think we can all agree that a mental institution is the best deal - you can enroll yourself voluntarily, doesnt cost anything, free pills

bring in a laptop with wireless and you're golden.

 

Siyko, I never thought about that. Good call.