Small explosions: How to sell VF.

Anyone else think if they just added cheesy small explosions to every hit maybe with some wind effects too like tekken this game would sell so much its not even funny?

 

By George I think he's got it!!!!

 

Why didn't I think of this!?

 

I think the ring should have a nuclear explosion everytime Akira bodychecks.. +437,000 extra copies sold..

 

Of course im kidding though lol

 

Don't counterhits have a flash with a wind effect?

 

Fucking A!!!!!!!! They should

 

They got the Jizz effect going off in FS

 

A VF movie could maybe do the trick?

 

yeah it might be nice... but how will the story unfold?

 

bouncey boobs can sell

 

How about combining the two?

 

Actually I had a great idea the other day. You know how they have the Street Fighter High Musical?

We can make Virtua Fighter Rate R: Lets do a fan based Virtua Fighter horror movie; plot, Akira gets brainwashed by J6 and goes around bodychecking everyone. Insta hit!

 

Yay, more explosions and more colors. It needs more shiny and pretty stuff and lotsa candy, yay.
The prize for winning the tournament should be a trip to Candy Mountain, yaaaaay.

 

Oh, when you're down and looking for some cheering up,
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave.
When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land,
Such a happy and joyful and perky merryland.
They've got lollypops and gummy drops and candy things,
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day.
It's impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town,
It's the mecca of love the candy cave.
They've got jelly beans, and coconuts with little hats,
Candy rats, choco bats, it's a wonderland of sweets.
Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band,
Candy bells, it's a treat as they march across the land.
Cheery ribbons stream across the sky into the ground,
Turn around, it astounds, it's the dancing candy tree.
In the candy cave imagination runs so free,
So now <span style="text-decoration: line-through">Charlie</span> VFDC please will you go into the cave.

 

The thing is that... I would bet my LIFE that ALL THESE THINGS, would improve sales.
WE MUST CATER TO THE RETARDS! People need explosions man they need em! Maybe we could mod the game somehow.

Also feck what jizz effects? regardless they must be BIGGER.

And nice poem sums it up guys. WE MUST MAKE VF INTO CANDYLAND!

 

I agree. Look what it's done for Michael Bay.

 

People would buy the game, play it for un second, and say the graphics are nice and flashy, but the game is "still too hard to play"... Personally, if the graphics were to be updated with sparkles and things of the like, the sound should be updated as well... Too many people cry about hearing the same swoosh in VF5 they heard in VF2.

I wonder what would people say if Sega just came outta nowhere and asked the non-Japanese VF fans "What do you want in VF5FS???"

 

"Tekken but with different characters"

 

Yeah, but we need an animal that can do a spinning back kick!


At the very least a character with more 'beastial' aspects. ((EILEEN CAN'T CUT IT.))