some mike tyon quotes

http://www.rajuabju.com/literature/tyson.zip
http://www.boxing.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?topic=6935&forum=3
http://www.geocities.com/Baja/9660/Other/ltquotes.html
Is this man articulate or what?

 

Tyson is the most funny comedian to ever live. "THERE IS NO HOLYFIELD!"

 

I don't think he's stupid or mad.
Everyone has it in for him.....

 

Murasame, please, this guy is a lunatic. THis is not all his fault, Don King did a LOT to fauster this image and encourage Tyson...but tyson was never all there to begin with.

 

I think he's(Don King) a freak.
But Tyson....I can understand/feel everything he says. No way is he not a bad man(although with his background, he might be as good as it gets), but I don't see a psycho.
Throw any quote at me..

 

"I want to eat his {Lenix Louis] children. Praise be allah"
Please give me the positive spin on that.

 

Lewis isn't the first person he's said that to.. when he says "I wanna kill your children","kick your children's head off"....... he says it's "so you could feel what pain I go through every day". And that's to reporters that are right in front of him, and he doesn't touch them, it's rhetoric.

 

I am sorry...He said he wanted to kill children and then said praise be allah? wtf is that about?
He also is on record for saying he likes women to bleed during sex.
Also "He made funny noises when I hit him, kinda like a woman crying"
please tell me how these are statements of his pain? THe guy is a loose cannon - period.

 

I am sorry...He said he wanted to kill children and then said praise be allah? wtf is that about?

I'll admit he's a joke of a muslim, if that's what you're thinking. Or are you saying he talks nonsense? We all know Tyson just says whatever he's immediately thinking, he never re-drafts what he's going to say. Sometimes it sounds wierd but I like it, it's pure honesty.
This is moot anyway; he's never going to kill anyone's children, it's all rhetorical. In Lewis' case, "eat his children" was probably the first trash talk to come to mind.
Trash talk lewis, thank god. See it's not so wierd.

Also "He made funny noises when I hit him, kinda like a woman crying"

I remember that line. Tyson had just won a fight, he was hitting the guy, and the guy was making a noise. They were funny noises. He sounded like a woman crying.
Ok enough of that /versus/images/icons/laugh.gif
Seriously, I don't see what's so relevant about that. He's just telling it like it is again. Any boxer could say that, it's just worse when it's Tyson. With his reputation, he can't say anything right. (And he knows it. "Everyone thinks I'm a fucking nut, and I deserve whatever I get" It'd leave you angry too..)

 

All you have to do is read the maxim article on him from about a year ago...he likes to punch lions in the nuts and wants to get better so his children aren't scared to take him to school to meet the teachers.

 

Tyson's fucked up no doubt about it. But for everyone to dog him is ridiculous. Tyson comes from a fucked up environment and people like don't get mics put in front of their faces so the whole world can hear what they have to say. It is through outrageous fortune that he is as successful as he is. His fucking ignorance is society's failure. There are people who end up all fucked up because of where they come from. I saw some pompous, sanctimonious journalism school graduate dickhead on espn talking about how dispicable tyson is and fucking blah blah blah. It must take a lot of courage to be anti-Tyson. Yeah the guy is a fucking monster, but he's got serious problems, problems that these "pundits" never will have to face.

Also, he would have beat the shit out of Holyfield in that second fight if EH hadn't headbutted, and elbowed Tyson till his head had that huge fuckin gash on it. Not trying to justify the ear biting mind you, but Holyfield fought like a dirty bitch, and the media didn't even talk about it. I used to respect EH as a fighter before that but that was shit.