STORY TIME!

Ok, the purpose of this thread is for anyone at all to contribute to the story. Anyone can jump in, THE BATMAN can jump in after like 20 posts. Lets just make this completely ridiculous as possible.

So let us begin:

There once was an assasin named Goh who had to get plastic surgery because his face was all fucked up. Because...

 

he read the story time thread and cut himself because

 

of peer pressure of the stereotype that Goh is an Emo because

 

he's been diagnosed with Humidermituberculosis a.k.a. "Great-Great Grandma's Malboro curse" but he likes piercings because

 

sarah told him piercing were awesome because

 

so he decided to spend the night with sarah so long as she still loved him in the morning.

 

The end.

>_>

 

Edit: It ended...

 

Of the story was no where in sight. Dural continued to kick John Conner in the nuts.

 

After Giant swinging T-1000 through a windshield.

 

of the windshield... that was being driven by Jacky Bryant in the last lap of the race. So he failed... afterwards he decided to...

 

...use handcuffs on the one who made the first place, but someone disturbed the bondage-game, and the name of him/her was...

 

...Cousin Itt who needed Jacky for the epic task of...

 

posting pictures of his sister on the internet in order too...

 

raise enough money in order to start his own arcade business. But suddenly....

 

Akira flew to his house and SPOD'd his balls.

 

Alas, Jacky was nowhere to be found. Akira would have his revenge, but that was a dish best served cold. Where could Jacky be? Well, recently he spent a few nights with Lion and The Worst Player, since they came out of the closet. He might be still there! Let's go and check...

 

Jacky is still there and wow so is mattfabb strangely enough. Apparently
mattfabb was due for his annual prostate massage and Jacky wasn't about let a
such a regular client down. In fact MattFabb was going to get a special discount
two for one deal. Jeffry walks out of the bathroom, smiles, creates a hammer fist
and says "This is going to hurt you, more than it's going to hurt me." Mattfabb
grins and grows nervous when the door swings open to Lions apartment.

TWP and Lion are laughin their asses off, TWP says "I told you that outfit was gay
man. We gotta go back into that closet of yours and just burn everything. Grab
yourself a hoodie and some timbs. Remember the ladies love a thug. You'll be
alright. We might even get some testosterone injections for that fucked up voice
of yours and stop with the limp wrist shit."

TWP looks at mattfabb in a sling "What the fu.....?"
Jacky looks at Jeffry who's lubing up his arm.
Jacky, "Less talk. More action! Yeah!"
Jeffry pulls back his fast and lunges at mattfabb.
Jeffry, "Now that's Mariners power!"

 

An orange haze hung over the darkening skies as the sun ebbed out of sight, preparing it's self for the next day. A faint breeze passed over Akira as he stood silently at the door of Lion's home. With his eyes closed he listened carefully to the whispers the wind produced as it wove through nearby trees, preparing himself for what was to come. Akira opened his eyes to confront the heavy wooden door before him. With practiced grace he rapped his knuckles thrice upon the door...

*knock...knock...knock*

A shuffle from within set Akira's senses alight, he was right to come here, he knew what was required of him and he was confident in his abilities. With an audible creak the door opened revealing the small yet powerfully built frame of a young woman grasping a pale blue sheet against her otherwise naked body. Sweat glistened as it ran down her flesh giving it an almost reflective sheen.

Her deep brown eyes met Akira's and her hands released, dropping the sheet at her feet, her lips parted and she spoke softly, knowing full well what both she and Akira wanted...




'Teh uber gayzorz live over there lololololol' She exclaimed pointing towards a large pink house with the words "Lion's man hut" emblazoned upon the door.