The Likes and Dislikes of AfricanMadman's matches

Well, since I have a moment, and noones in here right now. i'll jot down some pointers about how and why I do what I do in matches....

1) And everyone should know this one, If I'm thrown (reversals are the ONLY exception), then I claim you as a DQ and either stop playing you altogether or just ring myshelf out... I won't go into detail as to why I dislike throws, but just don't throw me 'kays?

2) I Dislike fighting the same person over and over again, there maybe times when I might do a rematch, but if I don't rematch you right away, don't rejoin my room for at least a hour's time...

3) Along with rule 1, I hate grapples, ground grabs, tackles, and zero-animated attacks (That last goes out to all those Akira masters.) you just can't see them coming and it keeps you too close for me to do a effective counter-strike....

4) Something I like, I like to see people dress up their charater, it's boring to see charaters in their default clothes.. So finish up your quest mode and jazz up you VF....

5) I hate text-book fighters, they only go for the more powerful attacks their charater can do, and never do any real combos at all, example is jacky's beat knuckle only players, Lei Fei's 3 punch default comdo, and Wolf's Grizzly. With Pai, I try for effective combo-strings and juggles...

6) And when I do ring myshelf out, don't try to stop me. It only wastes your time...

Hmmm, that's just about all I can think of, if I think of some more, I'll edited this post and write them in accordingly....


AfricanMadman

 

So this is your attempt at trying to have some kind of control over your opponent? Can't control the tempo and flow of a match so you decide that you're just going to try to control what they can/can't do before the match even starts.
This has got to be the most feeble and pathetic attempt at trying to dominate your opponent that I have ever heard of.

You don't have the skills to actually dominate them in battle but online, in your little "domain", players must enter and "respect" your wishes and "do as you like" in order to play the "almighty" African Madman....
Bwahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahhahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!
Dude, you're a joke.
A waste of space.
A miserable excuse for a "fighter".
Not only are your skills weak but so is your mind.

A WARNING TO ANY AND ALL PLAYERS THAT PLAY THIS KID:
IT DOES NOT MATTER IF HE WINS OR LOSES. IF YOU PLAY BY HIS RULES, YOU HAVE ALREADY LOST.
THIS IS HOW HE GETS HIS KICKS, BY CONTROLLING WHAT YOU CAN/CAN'T DO.
DO NOT PLAY THIS LOSER. HE HAS SET HIMSELF UP SO HE CAN NOT "LOSE" IN HIS OWN MIND BUT IF YOU PLAY HIM, KNOWING ALL OF THIS, YOU WILL BE A LOSER TOO.

I realize that at some point he will be back and prob delete this thread altogether just to have some control over what people say/ don't say on his thread but hopefully the mods will let this thread live so other players are warned about this guy's narcissism.

Edit: Not really sure if this is African Madman from xbl but if it isn't then fuck you and if it is, fuck you too.

 

Re: The Likes and Dislikes of AfricanMadman's matc

**FACEPALM**

 

Re: The Likes and Dislikes of AfricanMadman's matc

Oh that's easy.....

Just ask me a question that only AfricanMadman would know....

n/m I'll just do this....

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Re: The Likes and Dislikes of AfricanMadman's matc

I'm calling shenanigans on this thread. Nobody's that much of a dick.

 

Re: The Likes and Dislikes of AfricanMadman's matc

I'm calling shenanigans on this thread. AfricanMadman doesn't have any friends.

Obvious photoshop.

 

Re: The Likes and Dislikes of AfricanMadman's matc

noone is this good at PS, esspecially on the second picture...

 

Re: The Likes and Dislikes of AfricanMadman's matc

You must be new to the internet.

 

Re: The Likes and Dislikes of AfricanMadman's matc

I msg'ed africanmadman about why he hates throws and he answered back that "there done too easily"

 

To quote a friend of mine: "You're a fucking loon."

 

I think AfricanMadman is a pretty cool guy. eh jumps out the ring and doesn't afraid of anything.

 

Whether or not it's intentional, the majority consensus is that AfricanMadman is a dick.

AMIRITE???????

All hail king dong.

 

In many countries, cocaine is a popular recreational drug.

 

Hi Matt!

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ahahahha this is fucking hilarious!!! africandouchebag should really play mortal kombat instead. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif

 

Air Jerky, that was really cute...

 

Re: The Likes and Dislikes of AfricanMadman's matc

Can I use my penis?

 

Re: The Likes and Dislikes of AfricanMadman's matc

I guess, but won't that make your buttons all "sticky"?

 

Re: The Likes and Dislikes of AfricanMadman's matc

Hi, stop playing fighting games.