two taco bell stories

The Bean Burrito

Late one night while hanging out with Novalee and my friend Axel, we hit the
Taco Bell for some food. On the way in I jokingly dared Axel to order a
bean burrito with no beans. We all laughed about how funny it would be to do
that. When it was his turn to order he looked at the clerk and said he
wanted a bean burrito with no beans. The clerk did a double take and asked
if that is what he really wanted. Axel kept a straight face while he said
yeah. We paid for our stuff and waited for it to be made. The whole time we
were laughing our asses off. A few minutes later the manager comes out and
looks straight at us and says that we must be the jackasses who ordered the
bean burrito with no beans. I couldn't take it any longer and had to walk
outside to compose myself because I was laughing so hard I thought I might
pass out. I came back in and Axel had a burrito shell with some cheese and
some sauce and something else on it. I kept laughing the whole time I was
eating.

Stairway to Madness

It was me and Axel hitting the Taco Bell for food. This was early
afternoon. Now this Taco Bell used to have a jukebox right beside the
counter. It had a mix of new popular crap and old rock and roll stuff. I had
some extra cash to waste and so did Axel. So I put 10 bucks in and Axel
gave me 10 to put in with no clue as to what I was planning. You got 30
songs for 5 bucks. So I had 120 songs to play. I decided it would be funny
if I played only Stairway to Heaven. So I stood there for a long ass time
punching the numbers in over and over. We stopped in the next day and the
manager came out and told me I wasn't allowed to play the jukebox EVER
again. I asked him why and he said he knows it was me that did it and if he
ever heard Stairway to Heaven again he just might hunt me down and beat the
living shit out of me. See, the beauty of this was that Taco Bell didn't own
the jukebox, another company split the money with them to have it in there.
So the manager didn't have the keys for it and couldn't reset it or adjust
the volume. The thing played all day and was still playing when they closed
up one of the employees unplugged it until they could call the guy who had
the keys to come and reset it. Oh and they took Stairway off the jukebox.

That is all.

 

Wow Stephen.... you ASSHOLE /versus/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

 

That was a most entertaining post! /versus/images/graemlins/smile.gif

-Alex

 

ROFL. thats funny as hell. Usually after eating White Castle I get a pretty good high but not BEFORE the meal LOL

 

No wonder why I don't visit FL anymore. /versus/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

smurf.. have we ever eaten at taco bell? hahahha

 

HAHAHAHA. You made my day, Steve. /versus/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

You fucking rock, man! /versus/images/graemlins/cool.gif

That is all.

 

ULTRAMEGATHUNDERBURP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like these stories.
HERE WHERE I LIVE I USE TO ORDER BEAN BURRITO WITHOUT BURRITO, CAUSE WE DON'T HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO, WHEN WE ARE EATING WE USE TO PLAY AT THE JUKEBOX STAIRWAY TO FART...
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