Virtua fighter anonymous!

Done something crazy violent and nutty while playing vf??? Post it here!

 

Whenever I play VF, I eat an entire pineapple. Those green spike leaves on top are kind of a pain - but, hey, this is VF.

 

You should probably get that checked. Thats a serious problem that you should get looked at! Oh wait, Thats why your here in VF anon!

 

I'm an idiot.

 

I sometimes get angry when I lose

 

hahaha wow that's crazy

 

You know, If you didnt play ranked matches so much then maybe you wouldnt destroy your stuff .

Prescription: Dont play ranked matches =P

 

It burns when I pee- uh, play VF.

 

Violent? No. However, it pains me to admit that I am way too into the "customization" mode. If I am playing quest mode and I win a new item, I immediately break my streak and go running to the item shop to see what it is. I'm a MAN for crying out loud. I am not supposed to be worrying about whether or not the short blonde pigtails clash too much with the jade china dress. I am sick. Really, really, sick.

 

lol I feel you man, someone on here called it Virtua Barbie once. Seems like a fitting description.

 

Im sorry but there is just no help for you. You should consider serious pyschological help because there is nothing VF anon can do for you =(

 

I really don't have that problem. In fact I think that 90% of the items are quite rubbish. My main character is Akira and I really like the first two costumes. I just put kickguards to the second one instead of shoes and turned the dogi of the first one blue. Heavy mods look ludicrous if not annoying most of the time. Except Kage maybe. He really looks like most of his stuff is really good.
And yeah, I'm a very boring person

: (

 

I punch myself in the head when I fuck up (I DID THE BEST AGAINST PHOENIX AT 2ND BATTLE FOR SOCAL) or lose to something stupid and scrubby.

Then I spam /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/f.gif/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/p.gif and everything works out fine.

 

Sometimes I feel like I'm gonna lose so bad I'm gonna curl into a fetal position and rock back and forth while muttering "I'm a pretty lady" with my thumb corked in my mouth.

Thankfully I just satisfy myself with screaming.

 

Man this thread is stupid.

Lock in 3 posts unless someone actually posts something funny.

 

THere is nothing wrong with this topic.....

 

Well, there is this "unwritten rule", isn't that right, EmX?
Whatever thread EmX finds "stupid" will get deleted.
Oh noes, I might even get banned for going against him /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif
Dude, are you serious? You already deleted one thread you thought was stupid, are you really the judge, jury and executioner of "stupid" threads? If so, maybe you should make an outline of what is "stupid" to you and edit it into the vfdc forum rules so that people dont keep wasting their time.
Is it just me or is this guy "power" tripping?

 

I got frustrated this weekend at 10th Dan and just said fuck it,"Why am I trying to rank up anyway?" So I fucked around and started falling out the ring and such until I got demoted to 6th dan. Yip! Maybe it's time to leave it alone.

 

Haha, Ranked battles will do you harm =(