Virtua Fighter Rappers and Poets Speak out

hey peep those virtua fighter skillz
there's none tighter no flames no frills
we side step by ya, leaving nuthin but puzzled looks and chillz.

and when we're done there's nuthin left
our callin card is the SpoD palm of death
Don't hate, Ask Aikra Or Big Jeff

So, heave ho, We leave ya with no where to go, no where to
show off your ten hit combo. B4 you know we
introduce you to our brand of throw; you and
yo Kangaroo-Kuma-Panda ho.

We'll teach what the game is about. Its not about
who floats first or dances worse, so before your Jin
and his Ballet begins, Lets us school ya


First there's the knee to the face. Then there's
pressure with no place to race and its to late to plead your case.
The big boobs might work in DOA but we fight first
and then we play.

After the knee with no place to flee, our E.T.E.G
keeps us free from your newbie button mashie and
there's no fireballs to see. You crumple you fall,
then we sabaki you ass to the wall you try to call..
But not even Yoshimistu can save you.


We seez how the tekken and doa fan boyz are contemplatin rape
But wait, bait, sorry no date, so don't hate, welcome
to the VF triple throw escape.

But if that's not e-nuff 4 you we'll let
Eileen introduce you to some Monkey Kungfu. Oh
yea we put Judo from Goh on your kangeroo-kuma-panda ho.

So take some linament for the Iron Fist Tournament
and put some on Lily for me and the VF Posse.

 

I'd stick to math if I were you.

 

No room for half steppen, my body is an ultimate weapon, im prepared to give u a lesson cause VFDC is what im reppen. My camel toe kick will send u to heaven, my combos look like it hit eleven, when you only got hit with seven.
There is no use in fight-in cause i could handcuff light-nin and my and my p.k.g. cancel is so fright-nin plus when i play with lion his hands look like snakes that keep on bite-in. My venomous flow is so excite-tin. I would say more but Myke said thats enough write-en...

Rym Locked

 

Heh. I wonder about your girlfriend... "Oh! Antlive! Kick me in the pussy again!"

That's actually pretty funny. I like it.

 

In version D they got dudes that's pantsless/ Will I beat that ass? Does Lion do Mantis?

I play matches till my hands is crampin'/ Rip your face when I attack from stances.

The cig breaks that I take be cancerous/ But I do stupid damage when I got advantage.

 

I slam like Wolf
drop bombs like Jeffry
You could be a schoolteacher
you still can't test me.

Elbows and knees
is what I got for your headpiece
Break your right arm off
turn you righties into lefties

I achieve domination
with sick combinations
you crumple and collapse
head and gut asassination

These lyrical flows
are like physical blows
I cut off little toes
of my pitiful foes.

 

I'm the worstplayer and I'm here to say
I'm kickin old school in a major way
Don't call me Sugar less you sound real gay
It's SuGar MAN bitches lets go an play.

Rep Jeff real hard, just to gain respect
Kenka to the body, funky hit detect
Shakein mad fools, when they hear the threat
Knee, punch, Whomp, punch knee, Match, Point SET!

Man you be buggin, when you say you suck
I'm the worstplayer, so yo sho in luck
That's not a perfect, my health bars stuck.
Rep Jeff real hard, too late you phucked!

 

I gotta say that my initial reaction when I saw this thread was to laugh and think "what the hell is Masterpo doing???"
I'm thinking you're kinda old to be engaging in this, this is ridiculous, blah blah blah... but the more I thought about it, I realized that not only do I still write rhymes (as a hobby/artistic expression and even therapy) but also the odds that there are other people here that write rhymes too are prob higher than I know.
With that said, I gotta commend you for having the courage to write your rhyme here. It takes guts to do what you did, a lot of people wouldn't, even though deep down they want to, because they are nervous or scared of what others might say or think.

That's when I decided to say "fuck it" and I wrote a rhyme on your thread. Fuck what people say.
Writing rhymes and poetry is fun so why not share it with other VFers.
"Oh, this isn't a poetry and rhyme site" "Oh, your rhymes suck" "Oh, you guys ain't teenagers." "Oh, blah blah blah" Whatever man. Live your life, have fun and don't let anybody tell you how you should or shouldn't act regardless of your age, race or whatever.

You're definitely are a weird guy... but it's better than being the weird guy trying to be cool and blend in with the rest of the herd.

 

I thinnk you managed to turn Jeffry McWild into Jeffery Cross
Trapped in the San Andreas Loch
But after a poice bust for a little bit of joyriding
"He ain't Jeffry, he's OG-Loc!"

And I had no intentions of rhyming.

 

I just got to say
This thread be funny but hey
I aint to rhymer
So i'm gonna bounce and keep being a watcher

 

A haiku

he closed in on me...
back forward forward p k
i just got fucked up

 

Its all good. I get dogged a lot for crazy !@#$ I say, But that's really who I am.
When I get criticized on VFDC, its normal to me, VFDC is part of my virtua family. And every family has somebody weird. In this case its me. AKAI and Maddy met me up in Youngstown at a little get together we had. They both whooped up on my whole crew. But it was big fun. I'm exactly in person who I am on VFDC. no tricks, no fronts most of the BS I post on VF is real (at least in my mind) I really believe it.

U gotta be who U are. We only get one life (that we know of) Might as well live
as much as you can. I'm gonna play VF until the wheels fall off. I put in a least 1hr a day practicing. I'm probably the oldest cat on VFDC. So I don't have to really front. Just Remember the cats with the long white eyebrowse are always the baddest!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF3Ld2qpWRI


I can't wait til PS3 VF is online. It will be my pleasure to loose to all you cats /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cry.gif

 

There's only one wise monk on VFDC, we better keep him!^^^

 

june is hot
the xbox is overheating
i play VF shirtless

 

Saw this thread, had to knock something out, came up with something crude:

Across the line was someone shouting fag
Constantly screaming I was on the rag
But though I pressed the buttons fluidly
And made my decisions lucidly
I kept getting fucked up by lag

I'll try and make some character odes later on I guess.

 

Nice! I like the haikus too.
Here's a rhyme I wrote at work about a week ago, kinda of a freestyle I made off of a media request from our subtitling department.

From: Adonis ***** - Familia
Sent: Wednesday, March 19, 2008 4:08 PM
To: Zev *******; Ezra *******; William *****
Subject: RE: titles

Rather stomp your face into shards/
than Stomp The Yard/

Cold like a blizzard/
With more tricks than a wizard/
Dangerous! like Running With scissors

Mr. Perfect Stranger/
code red, danger!

Bill Maher: The Decider?
Nah, he ain’t no rider
He sweet like a florist/
Soft like Bernard and Doris

Hurt more than your feelings/
If I catch you stealing/
China’s Stolen Children/
Violently violating
venomous, vile villains

I keep my rage in a cage/
But I Am NOT An Animal/
More like a vigilante/
Eating evil like a cannibal

Chug like Frank da tank
Get ill like Fanny Hill/
The Celestine Prophecy
Is about to be fulfilled

Word to Jindabyne/
I Raw Feed The Believers/
Raw with the art of rhyme/
Got you shook like a seizure

When I roll the dice
I take Other People’s Money/
Hit Lucy Whipple with a Ballad
Queen bee gave up her honey.


_____________________________________________
From: Zev *******
Sent: Tuesday, March 18, 2008 4:05 PM
To: Ezra *******; Adonis ***** - Familia
Subject: titles

Hey Fellas,

Can I get the following titles please (in order of importance):

Stomp the Yard
Running With Scissors
Perfect Stranger
Bill Maher: The Decider
Bernard and Doris
China's Stolen Children
I Am An Animal
Frank
Fanny Hill
Celestine Prophecy, The
Jindabyne
Raw Feed: The Believers
Snowglobes
Other People's Money
Ballad of Lucy Whipple

As always I extend my warm hand in solid foundation which is the rock of our brotherhood against the evil forces of movies that go unseen by the generations of cable pirates across the sea of blind fear for what we do not know... knowledge is power Adonis and it reigns supreme.... in other words... thanks guys,
Zev

 

Vanessa's nine millimeter makes nine centimeter holes in your spine, my blaze throws blow minds as rocket discharge spill out from behind. A quick "HOT DOG" will send you flyen, 300 damage and im not even tryen. L.O.L. ok I might be lying but i move so fast that you think my wolf's a lion, my D.D.T.'s leave Aois cryen, while a mid circular could kick every tree off this I-Lan. I told you before, I could handcuff lightnin. Now ima act like the thunder I smacked and get silent...........

 

^Hot line son!^ I like that...

Who here has ever seen MC Blizzard from MTV's Made???

"Yo I'm MC Blizzard/I got em' runnin like scared wizards..." -MC Blizzard

If not, it's a must see... Too funny when he raps to Ghost Face Killah and just gets laughed at.

 

I get into my Hori stick flow and notice you fight slow cause your style's down syndrome, shots get thrown, catch em in your neck let your mouth foam, sabaki exploding ya dome, breakin two bones with less then two powns, changing your skin color ta more then two tones, like black and blue, lion giving you holes in ya flesh that hits went threw, I spit hard shit that a wolf can't chew, plus every time i fight the Wiki gets something new and you could ask Plague if you think its not true...

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Sorry but the rest of RawEmpire's rhyme was giving out to much information about how VFDC gets its Wiki info.



<span style='font-size: 8pt'>Edited by Plague (Sun Jun 09 2008[/size] 2:50 PM)</span>

 

LIES!

<span style='font-size: 8pt'>Creative, I'll give you that.</span>

<span style='font-size: 8pt'>Forged by RawEmpire (Sun Jun 09 2012[/size] 2:50 PM)</span>