What Happens in Virtua Fighter 6?

In Part 6... Vanessa has a 3-inch clitoris a-la Chyna the Wrestler... And Jacky likes that.

 

Hilarious!!! And alright I'll let pai and eileen be totally lesbo together but kage has to get some action in there or maybe jacky. Jacky seems like the playa type. Kage is probably too busy sleeping in trees standing up waiting to dodge ninja stars to be messn' with women.

 

Or Kage is too busy being all "Ka-gay" if you catch my drift. /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif

lol

 

-VF6 is a HUGE success worldwide,able to bring back Yu Suzuki to life and produce the goddamn Shenmue 3.

-Lion finaly decides to retire from fighting and enters as a guest-star in that gay serie on TV (don't remember the name).

-Aoi and Brad are doing nasty things all day all night and end up with many babies who will be conditioned for the next sequels (just imagine and mix between these two MA...).

-Jeffry goes Rambo on J6 and end up opening a joint-ventura with D.Shark,selling the rights of their story to Hollywood.

-Akira keeps loosing so he ends up hobo.

-Shun dies,disciple takes the flag for the next instalments.

-Lau find a magical potion to cure his sickness,buy the McDonald franchise and rename it McLau,spicy noddles burger all the way.

-Discovered what did Vanessa when she was held by J6,go to your nearest videostore a look after "Storm vs The Bryants:the panties fight" 18+ only.

-Wolf and Blaze becomes the first gay couple in the videogame world.We're still not sure who does Romeo and who does Juliet.

-Lei,more evil than ever,becomes the boss of the triads,can't wait to conquer the rest of the world.

-Bryant decides to go into the Formula 1 circus,ends up beating Alonso,Hamilton and every dude there,becomes the new Schumacher.

-Sarah,well,Mistress Sarah now,discovered that she possess quite some authority in her new job (the whip does help).

-Kage,out of frustration,decides to bang all the durals he cross,we wonder how he did that.

-Pai starts in the new franchise:"Agent 069 Pai Bond" with the first movie called "In the pursuit of the f'ckin BIG goldfinger"

-Most noticiable event for Eileen,was when they did mistake her for a real monkey and put her in a zoo,the zoo guardians proclaimed it was the thoughest monkey they ever faced.

-Goh decides most improve his Judo skills by playing non stop the David Douillet videogame(on PS2),ends up 6 feet under.

 

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You serious? OMG, you're so precious.

 

"Heavyweights are nothing to me!"

 

Virtua Fighter 6? VF movie? Drivel!

El Blaze to Wolf:
"What are you waiting for? Come get some!"


El Blaze gets his green card and becomes the ultimate...
hot dog vendor.
"HOT DOGS! What are you waiting for?! Come and get you some big, juicy, delicious HOT DOGS!"

 

Sarah and Vanessa become world class tennis players, only to lose to Lion EVERYTIME at the Women's French Open. That's right.

 

Shun would find his student.

It would be a frat boy from some college. Would drink Jack Daniels and one of his quotes would explain how "wasted he got last weekend" and "You wanna fight?!".

Costumes would include the double polo with popped collar and various hemp bracelets and sandals.

 

Takarashi loses 200 pounds because he realizes that in order to fight in this tournament, he must able to be juggled and thrown by 80 pound Asian girls.

 

How about this: Takarashi loses about 100 pounds, dies his hair blonde and enters the King of Iron Fist tournament under the moniker of "Bob".

 

Really? I tought he needed to GAIN more pounds to play Bob

 

LOL, classic post!

 

I love this thread if only I had more space for my quotes.

 

You guys are not looking at the big picture *sigh*

J6 is a common typo for G6 or GAY 6, AKA Akira, Lau, Kage, and Jacky (the FOUR HORSEMEN of VF) + Dural and Pai the Queens of Cheap.

This team has been the G6 since the first Virtua Fighter. They only fake their cheesy written storylines when in reality it's all a con to beat up on the n00bie characters and totally fuck Sarah, Wolf, and Jeffery over every damn time.

VF1?

Sarah "controlled" by G6? yeah more like forced to do questionable acts of porn. Go ahead, dig into your old pile of 1980's porn, bet you my Hulk Hogan action figure Sarah's in one of them.

The "Satan Shark" is actually a Kage with a fin on his back repeatedly doing /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/f.gif/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/f.gif/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/p.gif+/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/k.gif+/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/g.gif to Jeffery's boat everytime it's fixed. Needless to say even a boat is not safe versus the cheapest mother fucker in the universe hahahahaha!

Wolf never lost to Akira, in reality he pwned him with Giant Swing for a Ring Out. But when he ran into Dural he got RAPED SOOOO BADD by tripple body check of cheapness that he had nightmares of losing to Akira and so explains the rivalry between the two.



It's the only thing that explains it! How does Sarah get pwned by Jacky/J6 every freakin iteration?

How does Jeffery's ship get pwned twice, he goes nearly bankrupt, and then needs sonar to catch the shark (fat chance sonar is gonna save your vs. Kage).

How does Wolf lose to Akira 3-4 TIMES IN A ROW!?!? Absolute BS, Wolf has the Rock Bottom, Stone Cold Stunner, and the Hulkster's famous Leg Drop. Jesus would not permit such a travesity!!!

 

Shun dies of old age and his disciple he's always seaching for will take his place. Also his disciple is just 70 years young (Shun is 95) and looks more like su hua chi. Lau will get miraculously healed or gets a disciple that knows his exact moves. Pai and Akira finally marry (watch VF anime to understand) Eileen gets mad at Akira for snatching Pai away. Vanessa after realizing that her old muscular body was much more effective with her fighting style starts going to the gym again. And Lion stops acting so god damn arrogant after loosing all his wealth.

 

Taka better show up in VF6, if the weight is a problem maybe a re-sizing him more average to solve the weight problem...

I want TAKA!

 

Still, that bit about Kage being a homeless ninja fighting to win money to pay for his drug addiction is classic.

 

yeah,he will probably open a McDojo.