You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when . . .

You know you are playing too much Virtua Fighter when . . .

-you duck whenever somebody tries to hug you
-you crouchdash to work every morning to be there faster
-you say something like 6646313326144233 if somebody asks you for directions
-you punch everybody in the crotch who wants to come near you
-you think flamingos are things only girls can do
-you start fights only after choosing the suitable outfit
-you ask a bouncer if he's good at juggle combos
-you can't do ETEG with your stick when hot girls are around


. . . go on!

 

lol /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

 

When you try to Akira body check someone during sparring.

Worked out well!

 

When you constantly find that people you meet look exactly like a certain character.

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

When you try to SPoD your sister

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

when u introduce yourself in a job interview by saying a vf character intro.

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

I toe kick stunner'd my boss once. You can guess what happened after that /forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

My favorite! YES!

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

You're in the middle of a serious match...... Then you realize you're literally about to piss in your pants you've been holding it so long...... Then you rematch again.

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

- When you enter a room you look at it in 3 different views before entering.

- Believe a ducking punch stops all attacks

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

you kick cancel in a real fight
You Fuzzyguard when people get invade your space

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

When you Keep trying to Do Jacky's Side throw on your Daughter.

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

When you visualize yourself playing VF in your home or at an arcade in your dreams.

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

When you block someone's punch in a fight and can't understand why you couldn't counterhit them...after all, you had frame advantage.

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

When you want to crouch dash in every game,
when you shout out aloud Juunen hayain'dayo! too many times every day, especially to wife,
when you can't wait to get home from work to play,
when you're happy to get destroyed,
when you think Shemue is about getting stronger, therefore is the same as your quest to become a stronger VFighter,

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

It takes multiple loading screens to wake up. (Ver B.)

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

Here I am!

LOL

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

When you roll out of bed and immediately do a recovery attack.

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

-when you wait for someone to announce the round and fight, before you actually fight someone.
-When you get punched although you thought you should get a free hit since you staggered them.
-When you say "YEAH!" after everything you do
-When you're still trying to figure out what the hell Jacky was saying in VF2. I don handcuffed lightning???

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

-when you like cream pai
-when you scream 'ring out' when somebody falls off the pavement