You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when . . .

When you win a sparring match at your dojo and you tell your opponent "Juu nen hayain dayo!"

 

Or when you sit down at night before bed for a few matches and the next time you look at the time, it's 3:30

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

When in real life you know tomorrow you are gonna have to fight that mma-wanna-be-asshole that lives across the street so today you spend all day in the VF5FS dojo practicing your movelist and looking for weaknesses in Brad's movelist

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

Pics or it didn't happen

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

When you pop Tekken in for a few matches and press Left Kick when you're trying to block.

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

You too? XD

That sucked man! it took me a few games just to break out the habit!

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

Yeah, man. Going back and forth between the games has been a real mind fuck. Didn't even get it this bad with Soul Calibur V.

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

when ur starving an thirsty an holdin ur piss

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

When you start applying frame data to real life, such as "If I say I'll be right there, it gives me +25 to figure out a a good excuse to escape!"

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

When you've hit the in-game limit for customised character creation, but then you think of creating more on your wife's account.

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

When you can say by reading GT list:
- this guy always use this same string that I always punish the same way (next player)
- this guy always disconnect (next player)
- this guy is always trying to evade so full circular always beat him (next player)
- this guy...

And so on for the full list...

When you play IRL saying like you're home alone: "why am I only playing versus Vanessa players tonight???".

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Nice!

Going to start using VF terminology for ordinary stuff. I'm going to tech my afternoon meeting and go to lunch....

 

This one has happened to me... "You hear a phone number and start to wonder what movement pattern that was..."

In this case it happened while listening to the radio...

 

When sparring in a real dojo, you expect to see hit class indicators and frame data.

 

When you hear "Ready...GO!" in your head all.. day.. long. Seriously, MLG was LONG. 18+ hrs long.

 

when you do this to your dog!

 

When you think about VF during sex to make you last longer...




And it doesn't work.

 

...when your locker number is J6.

 

When you try to block when you se others P!

 

All me right here.