You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when . . .

When it teaches you how to dance.

 

... When you play even in your dreams..

 

Man, glad I'm not the only one ^_^

 

You know you've played too much VF when...

---You quit your day job, because you memorized all the VF quotes, admire them, and now think you are ready for Hollywood and hike your way to California with nothing but a duffel bag.

---You get so good at the game, then go to a bar, talk sassy to some of the town drunks, then get your ass kicked...leaving you wondering why your 66pk didn't work out too well...you HAD frame advantage after all...

---It makes perfect sense to to you to see two martial artists fight in all weahter conditions wearing nothing on their feet and in loin cloths.

---You instinctively try a 'down attack' if someone happens to trip and fall right beside you.

---Conversely, you try a rising attack if YOU happen to fall and someone moves towards you to try and help....

---You find yourself physically practicing the various stances of Vanessa, Lei Fei, and Aoi while you wait at the supermarket checkout line....then squeal in delight when you perform Jeff's threat stance, and everyone in front of you moves away from your insane ass...

---You go apply at a martial arts school, and you ask your prospective instructor at what belt do you learn to 'float people across the room' and how long before you get your Stormlord ranking...

----Finally, you know you've played too much VF when you realize you haven't bathed in a few days, your room has a collection of piss jars, and you have Mountain Dew cans (and twitchy eyelids) all over the place while your parents wonder whether you finally dropped dead or not.

 

I honestly have a question about mountain dew and gamers. Why do they drink Dew? I never got it, I mean caffeine is great and all but c'mon we all know coffee is the best drink for that stuff.

 

You know you play too much VF when you try & dress up as Eileen for halloween.


But you're a man.

 

You got me dying over here from that one.

You're playing too much VF when. . .

You name your car after you main character.

 

Seriously dude.
You think most lazy ass gamepad/joystick warriors are gonna go through the trouble of fresh ground, when all they gotta do is have a cooler with a shitload of Dew they got at the local supermarket at 4-12can cases for 9.99??

Get real...just DEW it...

 

LOL im done!

It dosn't matter what you drink really just try drinking like a whole lot of water & then hold your bladder for about a day. You'll be invincible when you play.

 

Also kidney stones, or just a busted up bladder.