You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when . . .

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

When you buy a dreamcast just to play VF3 and buys a swap magic for the ps2 to play vf2 sega ages 2500

 

Re: You are playing too much Virtua Fighter when .

When you do a real life , , or + to get in the bed.

When someone calls you and your call waiting ringtone is the Online Lobby theme song, so you don't answer the phone so they can just keep hearing the song over and over again.

When you go to the club and get on the dancefloor and start doing ~~~~, etc...

When your license plate says "2P4LIFE"

When you refer to your friends by the characters they play instead of their real names...

 

You know you are playing too much Virtua Fighter when


- You play SF2 and get frustrated when that similar looking Ryu character with the headband won't bust out a; "Stun-palm-Of-Doom" combo.

- You go to the beach and imagine that your under water and are fighting Dural in slow motion!

- You tell every sexy; tall blonde haired girl with long legs that you run into to; "Take it easy on you".

- Your watching a Lucre Libre Mexican wrestling match on cable/satellite and are very disappointed that El Blaze wasn't on the card that night.

- You sign up to do martial arts at your local Sports Centre and bust out various VF moves on the students and instructor during your first lesson.

You get kicked out of course, but you actually beat the living crap and hell out of the classroom and head teacher however.

- You watch a film titled; 'Kumite' and ask where the bloody hell are the VF characters in this damn thing?

- You argue on various anime forums that the Virtua Fighter anime was the best anime series of all time!

- Get real defensive when other fighting game fans criticism VF5's; visual look, fighting game engine, characters, music (feh yeah right?) and basic system. These poor individuals are suddenly never seen again, nope not on milk cartons and not on the news at night. And disappeared without a trace, while you clean off your shovel and look out at the several lumps sticking out of the earth in your backgarden.

- You treat the VF5 video game disc itself along with its; packaging, X-Box 360, controller and TV monitor. A lot better than your own wife and kids. VF5 comes first, the Wife and kids second and possible the cat & dog come in at third place.

- You own all the VF merchandise that easily puts; Star Trek and Star Wars nerds, Card game players and comic book collectors to shame and thensome! Your VF collection of merchandise is considered to be "God-like" even the haters acknowledge and admit how S-Tier your collection is.

- You try to apply for and get that job at Sega so you can work your way into handling the management team that might one day be asked to develop a VF6.

- When you post on movie forums on the internet, you always make a list of actors/martial artists who would be great if they were suddenly cast in a live action Virtua Fighter movie.

- You don't dare tell your brother or sister that you missed out on their wedding day. And were really too busy flying off to Japan to play VF5:FS in the arcades to level up for the upcoming home console release.

- You have a major falling out with your friend when he says he's a Tekken player first and foremost when he knows your a hardcore VF player.

You never speak to each other again EVER!

- When your former girlfriend is stupid enough to say its either; her or your X-Box360 and your silly little VF5 game thingy?

She gets a response she wasn't quite expecting, you *sigh* but know they're still plenty of 'fish' left in the sea anyhow. You show her the door and simply continue on with your VF5 game playing.

 

-You fight against random people who look like a certain character
-Wearing customizable items personally makes you think you're a better fighter and you feel like you're the highest ranked fighter when you're in a mall and don't see other people customized like VF players are
-You're basically warped from reality to Virtua Fighter world
-You've also turned your ordinary self into your favorite VF character

 

- You wonder how many throw escapes Bruce Lee could buffer in Enter the Dragon.

- You tell people you're going into customize when you need to change clothes.

- You tell people you're going for a jog:

- You are seriously trying to explain things in sports with VF terms, because you can't think of the actual terms. Like "that tackle put the defender in hitstun" or "Nice exact recovery!".

- You think about VF when watching fighting scenes in movies and admire them for not abusing 2P.

 

-You memorized every win quote from VF characters.
-You are listening to a VF soundtrack in your car. OUT LOUD.
-You imitate every move they do.
-You search "Virtua Fighter" on Rule 34. It exists.
-You see an open field as if there is a VF arena over there.

 

-While watching Heat vs Pacers when Lebron gets fouled you wonder why he never throws out a screw hook lariat

 

--when you win several times consecutively which motivates you to surpass your Longest Winning Streak.

 

-when Jeffery's VF2 theme becomes your personal "Eye of the Tiger" or Guile theme.
-when you get aroused when ever your hear someone say "Better run home to momma now!," whether they're male or female!
-when you try and get grandpa liquored up so he can bust out some "sweet moves."
-when you watch a sumo match and get elated when a sumo wrestler performs one of Taka-Arashi's "signature moves."
-when you watch a sumo match and get upset that one of the sumo wrestler's "totally ripped-off" Taka's moves!
-when you watch a UFC match and gripe about it not being "realistic" enough.
-when you begin to fawn over one of the femme fatales and get upset when she doesn't return your calls.
-when you say in your Facebook status you're in a relationship with one of the VF hotties but state that "It's complicated."
-when you actually master Akira!

 

Raiden Drop (+). Broke a bedspring with that one.

 

when you're in a real life fight and try to sabaki a punch only to remember that you cant

 

If you find you self trying to back dash against LuBu or Cao Cao

 

Do not persue Lu Bu

 

when you try Monkey Flip in real life only to break your collarbone in the process, but you keep trying.

 

When you start getting tendentious in your joystick wiggling arm.

 

When your Gf says that you have been talking in your sleep and saying 2, P, K, 6. K, P

 

It hurts

 

when you look at your friend across the room when playing offline games and all you do is give him a dirty smile and say "asobou ka!" (think thats how you spell it!)


yes!.... I do think that line is cool and I use it a lot! XD

 

When you actually climb a mountain and sit at the top, and spend your time thinking about "the nature of true strength."