Your name in Japanese.

This little fun program tells you your name on japanese:
http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/969

Just insert your gender and full name and share the outcome.

My name: Christian H.
On Japanese: 猿渡 Saruwatari (monkey on a crossing bridge) 純一郎 Junichiro (pure first son)

 

渡辺 Watanabe (near a crossing) 溌春 Hatsuharu (vigorous spring time)

 

石丸 Ishimaru (round stone) 滋人 Shigehito (nourishing person)

Ishimaru is a dope sounding name

 

My name: Siamak N.

椎葉 Shiiba (oak blade) 直樹 Naoki (honest wood)

Not bad lol, it got the honesty part right but I don't know what oak blade means.

Kamais Ookin:

中島 Nakashima (center of the island) 慶時 Yoshitoki (time for celebrating)

This makes sense because Kamais Ookin is my fun/gaming ego and I'm the one to celebrate for always winning.

 

小川 Ogawa (small river) 一樹 Kazuki (one wood)

My name is Sławomir Krukowski. The thing above might mean I don't ejaculate much from my dick... or whatever else

Griever however translates into:
小川 Ogawa (small river) 大河 Taiga (big river)

So I guess the small river part will stay with me, huh?

I've done a third check without using a Polish exclusive sign Ł, so only "Slawomir Krukowski" and it translated into:

猿渡 Saruwatari (monkey on a crossing bridge) 一樹 Kazuki (one wood)

Cool, I'm one wood... good to know

 

I thought it was Muh'Fukkin Griever?

 

That one translates into 山口 Yamaguchi (mouth of the mountain) 大河 Taiga (big river)

Guess the "river" is bigger in the mouth (of the mountain?)

 

I'm supposedly Smooth Justice Under the Mountain.

 

Your mouth is the size of a mountain and all you do around here is spill out a big river of gross and obscene words.....

 

Eddel Dioquino

My authentic japanese name is Ikeda (pond field); Shigehito (nourishing person)

just call me CHEF FURASHU

 

Fujimoto (true wisteria) Takashi (intending hawk)

 

Brian Copeland = Iino (rice plains) Kureno (crimson plains).


Seidon = Ishimaru (round stone) Masato (sacred person)

I still think the gangsta name generator is better.
http://gangstaname.com/index.php

Brian Copeland = Fly-ass Tree Hugga

Seidon = Tree Trunk Rat Snatcher

 

Saruwatari (monkey on a crossing bridge) Ryou (refreshing)

Jemun: Yamaguchi (mouth of the mountain) Heikichi (smooth fortune)

Gangsta Jemun: Fine Ol' Buddha Balls
LOL

 

Yeah, that sounds about right

 

i had a friend in high school who did this. apparently my name robert huubs = fireboy gentle or something like that.

 

someone translate this please...

 

Nakamura (center of the village); Taiki (large radiance)

With Tricky as my name I get Saruwatari (monkey on a crossing bridge);Taiki (large radiance)

 

I have no knowledge of the Japanese language whatsoever (took four 45 minutes lessons several years ago) but I'd say it's something like:
"Are you the gold medal winnalist?!!!"
"You are a sexy boy"

Also, I think it should be "desu ka", not "deska". What do I now though, I'm just guessing here.